经典英文台词欣赏:
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你,不是因为你是一个怎样的人,而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them.
失去某人,最糟糕的莫过于,他近在身旁,却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。
6) Don‘t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你,那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急,最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前,上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人;在我们终于遇见心仪的人时,便应当心存感激。
10) Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣,微笑吧,为你的曾经拥有。
《爱情故事》Love Story:
1.It seems like whenever anything good in my life happens, I’m just afraid that I’m going to lose it.当生命中美好的东西到来时,我却觉得会失去它
2.People say I love you all the time, it doesn’t mean anything.人们总把“我爱你”挂在嘴边,可那往往言不由衷
3.He’s stuck, he’s in between worlds.他进退不能,夹在阴阳之间
4.You want to move something, you’ve got to move it with your mind, you’ve got to focus.你想要推动物体,就得靠意志,要集中意志
5.Never say love if you don’t really mean it.如果不当真的话你就决不要说“爱”
6.We’re going to graate and then go our separate ways.我们即将毕业,然后各奔东西
7.I give you my hand. 我给你我的手
I give you my love, more Pcious than money.给你比金钱更珍贵的爱情
I give you myself before Pacher or law. 在牧师和法律面前
Will you give me yourself? 你愿意把自己托付给我吗?
Will you come travel with me? 你愿意和我一同去跋涉人生之旅
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live? 一起厮守终生吗?
8.In my whole life, I’ve never deliberately hurt anyone and I just don’t think I could.我一辈子从未有意伤害过谁,我想我也不会
9.Love means never having to say you’re sorry.爱意味着永远用不着说对不起
㈡ 最美的时光经典台词对白爱情电影英文独白整理版
电视剧《最美的时光》改编自作家桐华都市题材唯美暖文小说《被时光掩埋的秘密》。故事中展现了“痴情”白骨精与“腹黑”金领之间的情感挣扎,虐动人心的爱情故事直触人心。
【最美的时光经典台词】
1、这个世上,黑暗时常与光明共存,我们无法逃避黑暗,但是我们永恒可以选择拥抱光明。
2、这世上除了小学课堂,哪里来的心灵美的人才是最美的人?即使最狗血的童话故事灰姑娘中,仙得瑞拉也要南瓜车、公主裙、水晶鞋,道具齐全了,才能让王子留心到她,你试一试让灰姑娘穿着她的灰衣服、提着脏扫帚去见王子,看王子会不会留意到她。可见,即使童话世上,都知道外在的虚华是多么重要。
3、野地里风吹得凶,无视于人的苦痛,仿佛要把一切全部掏空。往事虽已尘封,然而这旧日烟花,恍如今夜霓虹。也许在某个时空,某一个陨落的梦,几世暗暗留在了心中。等一次心念转动,等一次情潮翻涌,隔世与你相逢。谁能够无动于衷,如这世世不变的苍穹……不想只怕是没有用,情潮若是翻涌,谁又能够从容,轻易放过爱的影踪。如波涛之汹涌,似冰雪之消融,心只顾暗自蠢动,而前世已远,来生仍未见,情若深又有谁顾得了痛……
4、烟花缤纷,竹影婆娑,一切绚烂美丽得如同梦境,我如同中蛊,脑中一片空白,任由他的气息将我环绕,他的手臂将我圈紧,唇缓缓地压到了我的唇上。
5、我无比感激发明网络的人,因为一些看不见的线,在这个深夜、孤单的我们能相互陪伴。
6、又下雪了,细细碎碎的白,若有情若无心地飘舞着。
7、我不知道心底的伤还要多久才能好,更不知道还需求多长时间我才能云淡风轻地想起他。我努力地在遗忘,也以为本人能克制,可是某个瞬间,关于他的一切又会如潮水般涌上来,整个人会如同置身于水底,四周充溢的全是悲伤和失望。
8、沧海可以变桑田,日底下,没有任何东西可以永恒,包括你的爱情。
9、我本来刚起初计划着有保留地付出,可是他们的投入和热狂感染了我,我忘记了我的初衷,只想努力做好一切,让所有人的努力都有最好的最终。
10、他正徐徐穿行过阳光,穿行过七年的光阴,向我走来,在他身后纷飞的是樱花,坠落的是我的心。
11、我们都绝非事前诸葛亮,我们只能在当下作选择,也许错误,可我们都只是遵循了本人的心。
12、加州的阳光太灿烂了,而他比加州的阳光更灿烂。
13、一首英文歌飘出来,他听了一会儿,突然将音量调到最大,优美的男中音轰鸣在小小的车厢里,激荡着耳膜,震撼着心灵,让神游日外的我不得不去倾听。
14、纽约大概才是确实的国际都市,在曼哈顿岛上,汇集着世上上最有钱的一群人,也汇集着世上上最落魄的一群人,白日里众人公享着所有的接到,夜晚每一条街道却都属于不同国家的流浪者。世上上还有光明和阴暗对比如此强烈的都市吗?我喜欢纽约,我觉得它更像我。
15、我用了很多年的时间去忘记他,死灰一旦复燃,我怕本人。
16、这冒牌文艺女青年又借她人的戏码宣泄本人的郁闷了。
17、曾希冀过这就是归途,最终,生活告知我们:我们都只是彼此的过客,旅程仍在继续,只能道一声“珍重”后,各自继续本人的旅途。
18、浴室里唱歌,很容易凸显歌喉,总会让人的自信心极度膨胀。
19、我们两个在手机里发出狼外婆的笑声,司机师傅的车开得一跳一跳的,可我再懒得去担心什么本人的小命。
20、往事仍历历在目,我们却已要和彼此挥手道别。
21、我不吭声,这世上上有什么是公平的?为什么妈妈会死?为什么爸爸要生病?为什么我爱的人却爱别人?似乎这世上,幸福、成功、快乐从来和公平没有关联。
22、网络有网络的美丽,因为距离,所以一切完美。
23、绝非人人都能把本人比梅花,小心东施效颦。
24、现在的社会,人们确实朝夕相处的对象是同事,而绝非父母朋友,所以办公室恋情才大行其道。
25、我正低着头整理西裙,听到声音,身体一下子就僵住。
26、生活注定绝非平坦大道,每张不再年青的面孔下都带着时光刻下的伤痕,可他们仍会选择勇敢地向前走,追寻光明与幸福。
27、我的语气太热切,姿态太急切,让他一愣,我想解释,可舌头像打了结,什么都说不出来。难道告知他,虽然你对我没有丝毫印象,可我已然暗恋了你整整十一年,所以,我一见你就紧张,就不会说话,就四肢不听脑袋支配。
28、其实,男生都不难操控,只要你有足够的微笑和温柔,他们会很容易执行你的暗示,却以为是本人主动。
29、日地寂寞,唯一相伴的就是手中的烟蒂。也许窗户还开着,任由寒风扑面。某些时候,人的身体需求自虐的刺激。
30、亦舒说,姿态难看,赢了也是输了。
31、多年以后我们终于相逢,眼前的你一如梦中,而我仍是你眼中的陌生人。
32、医院是个奇怪的地方,生和死、欢和悲、软弱与坚强、残忍与温柔都在这里汇集。我日日泡在医院里,有时候感觉本人像是已然活了五百年,阅尽生老病死、爱恨喜怒。
33、我一面手探进包里摸烟,一面顺着陈阿姨的目光看向玻璃窗外。一个刹这,如被魔女的魔法棒点中,我的一切动作都静止了。窗内的世上变成了黑白定格默语片,而玻璃窗外,却阳光灿烂,樱花纷飞。
34、“年夜饭”三个字背后的含义在三代同堂的饭桌上,有了很具体的体现。
35、餐厅很挤,仅有我身旁有空位,他和我坐到一同,我们至少可以有半个小时面对面的交谈,交谈中,他察觉我是个很有内在美的人,留意到了我。多幸福的相遇!
36、老妈越来越低声下气,语气越来越温柔,我却觉得她的声音如日蚕丝,把我裹了一个透心凉。
37、他倒是表情温雅依旧,淡淡地看着我,在他的目光下,我找不到任何理由再去摁掉手机,所以,我只能慢吞吞地把手机从手袋里翻出来,这短短一瞬间的心情变化让我理解了走向刑场的死囚。
㈢ 恋恋笔记本经典台词对白爱情电影英文独白
影片《恋恋笔记本》系导演尼克·卡萨维茨2004年的一部爱情类影片。莱恩·高斯利、瑞秋·麦克亚当斯倾情出演。一家风光迤逦的私人疗养院,一位神秘的老男人每天都会准时拜访一位患有老年痴呆症的老女人。他总是在腿上摊开一本褪色的笔记本,轻轻地为女人讲述其中记载的故事,每当女人听到 日记 中的字句,脸上就会迸发出异样的神采,仿佛再次回到那段激情燃烧的岁月……
《恋恋笔记本》经典台词
1,片头老年Noah说的开场白
I am no one special, 我不是什么名人,
just a common man with common thoughts.只是个思想平凡的普通人。
I've led a common life.过着普通的生活。
There are no monuments dedicated to me. 我没有什么纪念碑。
And my name will soon be forgotten. 也很快会为世人所遗忘。
But in one respect, I've succeeded as gloriously as anyone who ever lived.但在某方面来说,我跟大家一样都活得很快乐。
I've loved another with all my heart and soul andfor me that has always been enough.我全心全意爱着另一个人,对我而言,那已经足够了。
2.二人再度相逢,情人之间的争吵,有时候也是爱情的一部分~
Allie:Look at us, we're already fighting.看看我们,已经在吵架了
Noah:Well, that's what we do.We fight.我们就是这样,我们会吵架
You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch你管我叫自大的混蛋
and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass.我管你叫难搞的女人
Which you are 99% of the time.而你有99%的时间都是
I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings.我不怕伤到你
They have like a two second rebound rate你很快就会恢复元气
and you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.马上又变回难搞的女人
Allie:So, what?那又怎样?
Noah:So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard.
所以这不轻松,反而会很吃力
And we're gonna have to work at this every day,
我们会每天都得面对这个问题
but I want to do that, because I want you.
而我想要那些,因为我要你
I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day.
我永远要你,要我们一起厮守每一天
3.Allie难以下定决心,一边是Lon,一边是Noah。Noah歇斯底里的问她自己要什么~
Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants.
拜托你别再想大家要什么了
Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants,
别再想我要什么
what your parents want. What do you want?
他要什么、你父母要什么
What do you want?
你要什么?
4.Allie离开之后,Noah开始给她写信,一天一封,写了365天
My dearest Allie,亲爱的艾莉
I couldn't sleep last night because I know that
it's over between us.
我昨晚辗转难眠,因为我知道我们之间完了
I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we
had was real.我不再痛苦,因为我知道我们曾拥有真爱
And if in some distant place in the future要是未来在遥远的某处
we see each other in our new lives,我们再度相遇
I'll smile at you with joy我会对你微笑,并忆起…
and remember how we spent a summer beneath the trees
我们曾在绿荫之下共度某个夏日
Iearning from each other and growing in love.
彼此学习,在爱中成长
The best love is the kind that awakens the soul
最好的爱能唤醒灵魂
and makes us reach for more,
启发我们追求卓越
that plants a fire in our hearts
会我们的心里种下热情的火苗
and brings peace to our minds.
并带给我们的心灵平静
And that's what you've given me.
那也就是你所给予我的
That's what I'd hoped to give to you forever.
我也希望能永远给你这一切
I love you. I'll be seeing you, Noah.
我爱你,他日再见了
5.Allie得了老年痴呆症,失去了记忆,Noah一遍一遍读他们年轻时的故事给她听
I know you feel lost right now,我知道你现在感觉很失落
but don't worry,但是别担心
nothing is ever lost, nor can be lost.没有任何事物会失落或被遗忘
The body sluggish, aged, cold,肉体只会迟缓、老化,冰冷
the embers left from earlier fires.大火过后的余烬
shall ly flame again.也会再度燃烧
6.Noah的孩子们劝他回家,他坚持留在医院陪着Allie
Look, guys,孩子们
that's my sweetheart in there.那是我最心爱的人
I'm not leaving her.我不会离开她
This is my home now.这里现在就是我家
Your mother is my home.你们的母亲就是我的家
7.结尾,非常感人~ 二人不离不弃,在爱中辞世~
Allie:I need to ask you something.
㈣ 爱情电影经典台词对白爱情电影英文独白
爱情电影经典台词集锦
1. Love means never having to say you are sorry. 爱意味着永不说后悔。《爱情故事》
2. Maybe I was a bird in another life.---If you're a bird, I am a bird. 我在前世也许是一只鸟。--如果你是一只鸟,那我也是一只鸟。《手札情缘》
3. You complete me......---Shut up! You had me at hello, you had me at hello. 你使我完美起来...--别这么说,第一次见 面时你就拥有了我,拥有了我。《甜心先生》
4. I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. 我爱你是我晚上就寝前最想聊天的人。《当哈里遇到莎莉时》
5. I love you Molly. I always have.---Ditto. 我爱你,莫莉,我永远爱。--我也一样《幽灵》
6. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. 选我吧,娶我吧,让我给你幸福。《我最好朋友的婚礼》
7. Being with you is the only way I could hold the happy life. You are the girl of my dream and apparently I'm the one of yours. 只有跟你在一起,我才会有幸福的生活。你是我梦中的女孩。当然我也是你梦中的男孩。《初恋五十次》
8. There's only one person that makes me feel like I can fly. That's you. 世上只有一个人让我觉得我自己能够飞起来, 她就是你。《全民情圣》
9. You jump, I jump. 你跳,我就跳. 《泰坦尼克号》
10. All life is a game of luck. 生活本来就全靠运气。 《泰坦尼克号》
11. I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what’s going to happen, or who I’m going to meet, where I’m going to wind up. 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。《泰坦尼克号》
12. I figure life is a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you’re going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. 我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。《泰坦尼克号》
13. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone. 一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景, 听陌生的歌, 然后在某个不经意的瞬间, 你会发现, 原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。《蓝莓之夜》
14. Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love. 幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。 当你想吃的时候有得 吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。《飞屋环游记》
15. Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off, you will find t he shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last. 爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给 你力量的人。《当哈利遇见莎莉》
16. I love you not for who you are, but for who I am with you. 我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。《剪刀手爱德华》
17. Love makes man grow up or sink down. 爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。《恋夏 500 天》
18. If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down, it’s called burden-bearing. Pitifully, mo st of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love. 举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。《如果能再爱一次》
19. We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone. 我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间 去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。《廊桥遗梦》
20. One may fall in love with many people ring the lifetime. When you finally get you r own happiness, you will understand the Pvious sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love. 一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。《泰坦尼克号》
21. When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes o n, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind. 年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈 子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非 常宽大的胸襟才行。《初恋 50 次》
22. When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we r pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different. 当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不 知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。《单身公寓》
23. If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. 离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。《分手信》
24. Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory. 曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留 作回忆。《曾经》
㈤ 经典英文爱情电影台词对白爱情电影英文独白
经典英文爱情电影台词对白爱情电影英文独白
经典爱情台词(上)
1.《阿甘正传》:
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !
I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump.
"Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母亲在临终前对儿子说的话。
"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 当阿甘喊出这句话,让我不能控制的掉下眼泪。 至今仍然忘不了。 在这个社会,谁能象阿甘一样去爱。
2.《乱世佳人》: Tara! Home! I‘ll go home, and I‘ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. 《乱世佳人》
3.《Titanic泰坦尼克》: 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的对白: Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise. ---------《Titanic》
4.《兄弟连》: I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied, But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孙子问我"爷爷,你是大战中的英雄吗?我回答:不......但我与英雄 们一同服役。"
5.《勇敢的心》: WILLIAM WALLACE:"Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom" 威廉华莱士:"是啊,如果战斗,可能会死。如果逃跑,至少还能活。年复一年,直 到寿终正寝。你们!愿不愿意用这么多苟活的日子去换一个机会,就一个机会!那就是回 来,告诉敌人,他们也许能夺走我们的生命,但是,他们永远夺不走我们的.自由!" "我们的自由!!
6.《偷天陷阱》经典对白: Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱)
7.《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》:I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
8.《大话西游》大话西游经典对白英文版 :once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years! 9.《天煞-地球反击战》又叫《Independence day》独立日:出自电影中,美国总统为号召全世界的人们一起抵抗外星人的侵略,而发表的一篇慷慨激昂的演讲,全文如下: Today we celebrate our independence day! Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. we will be united in our common interests......you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist......as the day when the world declared in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." Today we celebrate our independence day!
10.《when Harry Met Sally》:《when Harry Met Sally》很经典的一部爱情戏剧:电影最后Harry在除夕夜向Sally的表白 And it's not because I'm lonely and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible! (我来这)不是因为我寂寞,也不是因为除夕夜。今晚我上这来,因为如果你知道了自己想和谁一起度过余生,你会希望余生开始得越早越好!
11.《罗马假日》:《罗马假日》结尾奥黛丽.赫本的一句台词 "Each in its own way was unforgettable. It would be difficult to.....Rome, by all means Rome. I will cherish my vivid here in memory, as long as l live."
12.《007》:占士邦的口头禅创吉尼斯记录 "Bond -- James Bond" It was the all-time most-famous movie phrase, the Guinness Book of Records declaring.
13.《City of Angels》: I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
14.《初恋的回忆》: from初恋的回忆--a very moving film love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and it is not resentful. love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust , to hope and to enre, whatever comes!
㈥ 新恋爱时代经典台词对白爱情电影英文独白30句
1、男人认为是调情,女人以为是感情。
2、这男人吧 对感情的耐心,和他能玩出什么样花样是成正比的。
3、如果你想得到从未拥有过的东西,那么你必须去做从未做过的事情。
4、最浪漫的情话:新娘:你说,我们下辈子还会在一起么?新郎:你上辈子就问过这个问题了。
5、只要你把我当回事,你的事就是我的事。
6、现在这社会呢,对女孩儿特苛刻,有机会呢就别放过,别由着性子挑儿。
7、花钱如迅雷不及掩耳盗铃,赚钱如蜀道难难于上青天。
8、每个孤独的人都是英雄。
9、工作好有意思,尤其是看着别人工作。
10、给我一点爱,还你一段情。
11、之前的都是浮云。
12、你胖了,你的男人对你的爱没变,但是平均在每块肉上的爱就少了。
13、美女如云……就是一个也够不着。
14、一个人快活,两个人生活,三个人就是你死我活。
15、你可以性感、可以清纯、可以妖艳、可以妩媚…但是,唯独不可以平庸。
16、小利斯神说,时光不可逆转,但却能够永恒。
17、不介意你骗我,介意的是你的谎话总骗不了我。
18、知道男人是干嘛用的吗?就是给心爱女人付钱的。
19、我就喜欢跟你一个人犯贱。
20、我老婆离开了我,因为她觉得我“这个人太正经了”。于是我给她寄了一封投诉信。
21、剩谁也剩不了我啊,看你闺女,要形象有形象,要脑子有脑子,上哪找这么好的姑娘去啊。
22、阿姨,小可可多人追呢 多有什么用啊,你看就像一筐桃,过一段时间全烂了,烂了不新鲜了。
23、我曾经得过精神分裂症,但现在我们已经康复了。
24、不想当将军的士兵不是好皇帝。
25、对女人来说,完美的婚姻应该是:让老公生活在地狱里,感觉却像在天堂。
26、对男人来说:有奶就是娘。对女人来说:有钱就是郎。
27、爱是两个人的事 分手是一个人的事。
28、当你失败了,就把它作为人生财富;成功了,就是财富人生。
29、当你失败了,就把它作为人生财富;成功了,就是财富人生。
30、最浪漫的情话:新娘:你说,我们下辈子还会在一起么?新郎:你上辈子就问过这个问题了。