A. 电影灰姑娘剧本
<<灰姑娘>>剧本英汉对照版：
Once there lived a kind and lovely girl. After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to her.Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework.
从前有一位可爱善良的姑娘，她父亲很早就去世了。她的继母经常虐待她，继母带来的两个孩子也经常欺负她，她们把灰姑娘当女拥一样使唤。
stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your ties. Clean the floors right away. And what's more,bring me my breakfast.
把这些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情。把地板赶快给我擦干净。另外，把我的早饭带来。
stepsister1: Cinderella! Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold.
灰姑娘，把我的衣服拿来，我感到有点冷。
stepsister2: Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves. I'm to be late for my date. You're so, you're always so sluggish.
快点！把马车给我准备好，递我手套。我约会要晚了，你总是那么慢慢腾腾的。
Cruel as her stepmother was to her, Cinderella still lived an optimistic life. She had a lot of animal friends.
虽然继母这样对她，可灰姑娘还是乐观地活着，另外她还有许多小动物做她的朋友。
One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.
一天，国王要让王子自己选择心爱的人，为王子举办了一个宫廷舞会，邀请城里所有的姑娘参加。
The stepmother took her two daughters to the party, leaving Cinderella at home, because she was jealous of Cinderella's beauty.
可继母嫉妒灰姑娘的美貌，让灰姑娘在家干活，独自带着女儿去了。
Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared.
灰姑娘非常地伤心，这时，教母出现了。
Cinderella: There's nothing left to believe in. Nothing!
没有什么我相信的事情，什么也没有！
Godmother: Nothing, my dear? Oh, now you don't really mean that.
亲爱的，什么也没有吗？但现在你的意思并不是这样。
Cinderella: Oh, but I do.
噢，但我确实是这样想的。
Godmother: Nonsense, child! If you'd lost all your faith, I couldn't be here. And here I am!Oh, come now, Dry those tears!
胡说，孩子。如果你失去了你的信仰，我就不会在这里了。但现在我在这，噢，过来，擦干眼泪。
Cinderella: Why then, you must be...
为什么你一定在。。。
Godmother: Your fairy godmother? Of course. Now let's see, hmm...now...the magic words.Bibbidi-boddidi-boo. Put them together and what have you got.
你传说中的教母？当然，现在让我看看。。。现在，这些魔力的话，Bibbidi-boddidi-boo。 把它们放在一起，看你得到了什么。
Cinderella: Oh, it's beautiful! It's like a dream, a wonderful dream come true.
噢，它太美丽了！象一个梦，一个美好的梦想变成了现实。
Godmother: Yes, my child, but like all dreams, well, I'm afraid this can't last forever. You'll have only till night and...
是的，我的孩子，象所有的梦一样。恐怕它不能永远延续下去。你仅仅能在午夜和。。。拥有它。
Cinderella: Midnight?Oh, thank you.
午夜？噢，谢谢你。
Godmother: Oh, just a minute. Remember, on the stroke of twelve, the spell will be broken and everything will be as it was before.
噢，等一会儿。记住，当时钟敲响到12点的时候，钟将会打破，一切事情又恢复了从前。
Cinderella: Oh, I understand, but...it's more than I ever hoped for.
哦，我懂了。但它比我期望的要多地多。
Godmother: Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself.
祝福你，我的孩子，玩得开心。
At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the time.Time passed quickly. All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall. Oh, it is almost twelve o'clock-five to twelve!
舞会上，灰姑娘成了王子唯一选中的舞伴，灰姑娘与王子高兴地跳舞，旁人都很羡慕地看着他们，议论他们。时间在美妙的歌舞中过去，墙上的大钟突然映入灰姑娘的眼里，差5分钟12点。
Cinderella: Oh, my goodness!
噢，天啊！
Prince: What's the matter?
什么事？
Cinderella: It's midnight. It's almost midnight.
午夜了，快到午夜了。
Prince: Yes, so it is.But why?
是的，但又怎样呢？
Cinderella: Goodbye.
再见。
Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now.
不，等等，你现在不能走。
Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must.
噢，我必须走。
Prince: But why?
但为什么呢？
Cinderella: goodbye.
再见。
Prince: No, wait, come back. Please come back! I don't even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait!
不，等等，回来，请回来！我连你的名字都不知道呢。我怎么能找到你呢？等等，等等，等等！
Cinderella: Goodbye.
再见。
The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe.Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel.No one could put on the shoe, nor could the two step-sisters. When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try.
第二天，国王命令城中每一位女孩必须史穿玻璃鞋，穿上鞋子最合适的姑娘将成为王子的新娘。但城中没有一个女孩能穿着合适。最后来到灰姑娘的家中，继母的女儿们当然也不能穿上那双玻璃鞋，正当国王的大臣要离开时，灰姑娘出现在楼梯上，她要求试一试鞋。
Cinderella: Please wait! May I try it on?
请等等！我可以试一下吗？
Stepmother: Oh, pay no attention to her.
噢，别理她。
stepsister1: It's only Cinderella!
她仅仅是灰姑娘！
stepsister2:Impossible.
不可能。
stepsister1: She's out of her mind.
她疯了。
stepmother: Yes, yes. Just an imaginative child.
是的，是的，只是一个爱想象的孩子。
Duke:Of course, you can have a try, my fair lady.
当然你可以试试，我的女士。
Duke: Oh, no!No!This is terrible. The king! What shall I do?
噢，不！不！这很糟糕。国王！我该做什么呢？
Cinderella: But perhaps this would help...
但这或许有点帮助。。。。
Duke: No, no. Nothing can help now, nothing.
不，不。现在什么都帮不了。
Cinderella: You see, I have the other slipper.
你看，我有另一只拖鞋。
Cinderella and the prince held a grand wedding and they led a happy life from then on.
王子和灰姑娘举行了盛大的婚礼，幸福地生活。
<<灰姑娘>>剧本英文版：
第一场：
旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Alice, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much.
Father: Dear daughter! These presents are for you! Do you like them?
Alice: Yeah, thank you, Dad.
Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever!
旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife.
Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming.
Stepmother: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is!
mso-charHelen: Yes, and so many fruits. Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychee. Wow, I like them.(吃水果)
Jerry: Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress.
(往身上穿)
Alice： Oh, no, that’s my dress. It’s a new dress my father bought for me.
Jerry： Who are you? Mum, who is she?
Stepmother: She is your little sister. But it doesn’t matter. Look!
Alice, go, clean the room and then cook for us.
Alice: Why? I’m not your servant.
Stepmother: Yeah. But from now on you are our servant.
Alice and Jerry: Mum, I like her dress.(拽衣服)
Jenny：I like her necklace.(抢项链戴在脖子上)
旁白：After that, Alice had been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella.
第二场：
Stepmother: Who is it?
Soldier: It’s me. I’m the soldier of the palace.
(打开门)Good morning, madam, this is for you and your daughters.
mso-charStepmother: What is it?(打开信看)
（欢呼）Helen, Jerry, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
mso-charTwo daughters: Hooray! I’ll be the queen!
mso-charStepmother: Come on, daughters. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!
mso-charAlice: Mum, I want to go ,too.
mso-charThree: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
mso-charStepmother: Daughters, are you ready? Let’s go.
mso-charAlice: Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do?
mso-charCat, Peagion, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Alice. At least, we are with you.
mso-charFairy: Poor girl, let me help you.
mso-charAnimals: Wow, how beautiful!
mso-charCat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen.
mso-charDog: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!
mso-charPeagion: Yes! And the prince will love you at once!
mso-charFairy: Alice, go to the party and dance. But remember you
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Alice: Thank you , Fairy.(跑)
Fairy: (喊)Be careful! Don’t forget the time!
Alice: I won’t forget.
第三场
mso-charMinister1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball. This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front,please!
Minister2：How are they?Which one do you like?
Prince: No, I don’t like anyone.
(Alice come in)
Ministers: Wow, how beautiful!
(She’s like a fairy. She’s like a Angel. She’s so lovely. She’s like a princess. How pretty the girl is!)
Prince: Pretty princess, may I dance with you?
Alice: I’d like to.
(music and dance)
(one person pick up a clock)
Alice: Oh, it’s time to go back. I must go now.
Prince: Wait, princess, wait!
Alice(跑，掉一只鞋)
Prince: (拿起鞋)Pretty princess!Why are you leaving? I must find you!
Soldiers!
Soldiers: Yes!
Prince: Take the shoe to every house. You must find the girl for me.
Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss!
第四场：
（士兵敲门）
Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?
Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam?
Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.
Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.
Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine.
Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you.
Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it.
Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.
Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it.
mso-charSoldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter?
Alice: Hello, gentlemen, may I try it?
Stepmother :You? Go away!
Helen: Look at yourself!
Jenny: So dirty and so ugly!
mso-charHead Soldier: No, ladies, let her try! Come, little girl, try it on,please!
mso-charAlice: Thank you! (试鞋)
mso-charSoldiers: Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well!
mso-charSoldier1:（Call prince）5535240
mso-charPrince: Hello, this is prince speaking!
mso-charSoldier1: Good news, your highnesss! We have found the
beautiful girl.
mso-charPrince: Really? That’s wonderfull! I’ll come at once.
mso-charFairy: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the
1last time.(变美丽)
mso-charPrince: Oh, my deariest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK?
mso-charAlice: OK!
mso-charStepmother and sisters: How did it happen?(昏倒)
mso-char旁白：The story finished. Alice found her happiness. Alice and
the prince lived happily ever after! And that brings us to the end of the play.
(善有善报，恶有恶报，善良的人终会有好报，灰姑娘最终找到了自己的幸福，与王子幸福地生活在一起！
B. 求威尼斯商人电影的英文剧本
原文：
The Merchant of Venice（II）
PART 1
D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock. Do not be so bitter.
S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh. If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more. The greatness of Venice will soon be lost. Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.
B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?
译文：
第一部分
公爵：宽恕安东尼奥吧，夏洛克，别这样怀恨在心。
夏洛克：我说过一定要拿走我应得的那一磅肉。要是您不准许我得到它，那将是一种软弱的表现，人们将不再信你们的法律了。威尼斯不久就会丧失它的伟大。安东尼奥是我的敌人，我恨他。
巴萨尼奥：难道所有的人都要铲除他们所不爱的东西吗？
A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock. Don't wait any longer. Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.
B: I'll pay you six thousand cats for the three thousand cats that Antonio borrowed.
S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh. Give me my pound of flesh!
D: Let us be calm, gentlemen. Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?
S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement. I desire my pound of flesh.
As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk, arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited. While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.
Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear. "I am very ill. When your letter reached me, I had with me a .learned young doctor from Rome. I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio. We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say. I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement. He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head."
After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the room and takes her seat as judge.
安东尼奥：跟夏洛克讲理是没有用的。别再等待了。对我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的东西给他。
巴萨尼奥：我将付给你六千块钱，用来归还安东尼奥借的那三千块钱。
夏洛克：即使你愿意我六倍于你刚才提出的钱数，我仍然要拿我应得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判给我！
公爵：先生们，请安静。夏洛克，如果你不宽恕别人，你自己怎能希望得到别人的宽恕呢？
夏洛克：我并没有做错事，我不怕审判。我要求给我应得的那一磅肉。
正当公爵不知道应该怎么办的时候，尼莉莎打扮成一个律师的书记员，带着鲍西娅刚拜访过的那位著名的律师的一封信，来到法庭。当公爵与尼莉莎谈话时，夏洛克准备好要从安东尼奥身上割下他应得的一磅肉。
这时，当庭宣读了律师的信。"我重病缠身。收到你的信时，我正同一位从罗马来的很有学问的年轻博士在一起。我把夏洛克与安东尼奥之间的争执对他讲了。我们研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要说的话。我请您让他替我作出判决。他很年轻，但是，我还从来不知道有这么年轻又这么聪明的人。"
这封信当庭宣读之后，鲍西娅穿着律师的衣服进屋来了。她作为法官就座了。
PART 2
D: Greetings, learned judge! I do not envy you your job. This is a most troublesome case.
P: Greetings! Please be seated. Are you Antonio, and is this your agreement with Shylock?
A: It is.
P: Then Shylock must be merciful. He must have mercy on Antonio.
S: Why must I have mercy on him? Tell me that!
P: Mercy brings good. Mercy falls like the gentle rain from the sky upon the earth. It blesses those who give it, and those who receive it. We should learn to show mercy to others. Do you still ask for this pound of flesh? S: I ask for what is mine by law!
B: I offer ten times the money that Antonio has borrowed. Please change the law a little so that we may save Antonio.
P: Use your head a little, sir! We cannot change a law. If one law is changed, then people will later want to change other laws.
S: Oh, wise young judge!
P: Let me see this agreement, this promise of Antonio to you.
S: Here it is.
P: I see. According to the law, Shylock may have a pound of flesh to be cut off by him nearest to Antonio's heart. Be merciful! Let me destroy this paper.--No? Then, Antonio, be ready. And Shylock, take your knife and prepare to do the deed.
公爵；您好，博学的法官！我并不羡慕您的职业。这是一个最麻烦的案子。
鲍西娅：您好！请坐下。你叫安东尼奥吗？这是你与夏洛克签订的借约吗？
安东尼奥；是的。
鲍西娅：那么，夏洛克可得大发慈悲才是。他可得宽恕安东尼奥啊。
夏洛克：为什么我必得宽恕他呢？请告诉我这一点！
鲍西娅：慈悲带来益处。慈悲像甘露从天空中降到地面上，它不但赐福施予的人，而且赐福于受施的人。我们应该学会宽恕他人。你还要求得到这一磅肉吗？
夏洛克：我要求得到根据法律属于我的东西。
巴萨尼奥：我愿出十倍于安东尼奥的借款，请您把法律稍为变更一下，使我们能够救出安东尼奥的生命。
鲍西娅：请用你的脑袋想一想，先生。我们不能变更法律，要是变更了一条法律，那么人们还会要变更别的法律的。
夏洛克：噢，聪明年轻的法官啊！
鲍西娅；让我看一看借约，就是安东尼奥向你许下的诺言。
夏活克：给您。
鲍西娅：我明白了。根据法律，夏洛克可以得到一磅肉，由他从最靠近安东尼奥心脏的部位割下来。慈悲一点吧！让我撕毁这张借约吧。不能撕？那么，安东尼奥，你做好准备；夏洛克，拿起你的刀子准备割肉吧。
S: Oh, learned judge! Oh, wise young man!
P: Have you brought anything to weigh the flesh?
S: Yes. I have everything ready here.
P: Do you have a doctor, Shylock, to stop Antonio's blood?
B: That fox!
P: Do you wish to say anything, Antonio?
A: Only a little. Goodbye Bassanio. Don't be sad for me. Tell your wife about me and how much I loved you. If Shylock cuts deep enough, I'll pay him back with all my heart.
B: Let me take you in my arms and say goodbye. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, and more than all the world. (He cries.)
P: Your wife would not be pleased to hear you say that.
S: We are wasting time.
P: Take your pound of flesh! I declare the court allows it and the law gives it to you.
Shylock advances towards Antonio and prepares to use his knife.
P: Wait! There is something else. Antonio has promised to give you a pound of his flesh. But he has not promised to give you any of his blood. If you let one drop of his blood fall, you will lose all your land and all your money.
S: Is that the law?
P: That is the law. You wanted justice, so you shall get justice, more than you wanted. : I will take the money. Give me three more than Antonio borrowed from me.
夏洛克；噢，博学的法官！噢，聪明的年轻人！
鲍西娅：你带来了称肉的器具吗？
夏洛克：是的。我把一切都准备好了。 鲍西娅：夏洛克，你是否请了医生来给安东尼奥止血呢？
夏洛克：借约上可没有这一条。
巴萨尼奥：你这只狐狸！
鲍西娅：安东尼奥，你还想说什么吗？
安东尼奥：我只想说一点。巴萨尼奥，永别了。不要为我悲伤。把我的情况告诉你的妻子，对她说我多么爱你。要是夏洛克割得够深的话，我就要以整个心偿还他的债了。
巴萨尼奥：让我拥抱你一下，说声再见吧。我爱你胜过爱我自己的生命、自己的妻子和整个世界。（他哭了。）
鲍西娅：你的妻子听到你那么说是会不高兴的。
夏洛克：我们是在浪费时间。
鲍西娅：割走你要的那一磅肉吗！我宣布法庭许可你（这样做），法律（把它）判给你。
（夏洛克走向安东尼奥，准备动他的刀子。）
鲍西娅：且慢！事情还没完。安东尼奥许诺给你他身上的一磅肉。但是他并没有答应给你他身上的任何一滴血。要是你让他身上的血流下一滴，你将失去你所有的土地和财产。
夏洛克：法律上是这样说的吗？
鲍西娅：这就是法律。你要求公正，那么就让你得到公正吗，比你要求的还要多。
夏洛克：我愿意要钱。请给我加三倍还给我安东尼奥向我借的钱。
B: Here it is. (He cries out, full of joy.)
P: Wait! Shylock would not take the money earlier. All he wanted was right to be done. That is all he can have now. you must cut off one pound of flesh, no more, no less. And not one drop of blood must fall.
Shylock turns and starts to leave the court.
P: Wait, Shylock. The law of Venice says that if anyone tries to kill or murder any citizen of Venice, everything that he owns shall be taken away from him. One half of his money and his goods shall be given to the city of Venice and the other half shall be given to the person he has tried to kill. His life shall be at the mercy of the Duke. therefore, go down on your knees and beg the Duke for mercy.
S: Good sir. I beg for mercy and beg your pardon..
D: I shall not have you killed. But as your punishment, half of your money is now Antonio's. You must give the other half to the city of Venice.
S: Take my life too! My money and goods are as dear to me as life itself. They are my only comfort. When you take those away from me, you also take my life.
A: I shall be happy to give up my part of Shylock's money. Shylock must promise to leave the money upon his death to his daughter and her husband.
S: I promise. Let me go home now. I am not well.
相关链接： The Merchant of Venice(I)
巴萨尼奥：钱在这儿。（他满怀喜悦地喊了出来。）
鲍西娅：别忙！夏洛克先前已经拒绝要钱了。他所要求的只是公正。这是他现在所能得到的一切。你必须割下整一磅肉，不准多也不准少。而且不准流一滴血。
（夏洛克转过身，要离开法庭。）
鲍西娅：等一等，夏洛克。威尼斯的法律规定任何企图杀害或谋害任何威尼斯公民的人，他所有的一切必须被没收。他的钱和财产的一半必须给威尼斯城，另一半必须给他企图杀害的人。他的生命全凭公爵处置。因此你快快跪下请求公爵开恩吧。
夏洛克：仁慈的先生，我乞求你的饶恕和原谅。
公爵：我将不处死你，但是作为对你的惩罚，你的财产的一半现在是安东尼奥的了。你必须把另一半交给威尼斯城。
夏洛克：把我的命也拿走吧！我的钱财对我就像生命一样宝贵。它们是我唯一的安慰。你们没收了我的财物，也就是要了我的命。
安东尼奥：我将高兴地放弃我应得的夏洛克财产的那一半。夏洛克必须答应在他死后把这笔财产留给他的女儿和女婿。
夏洛克：我答应。现在让我回家吧。我不舒服。
C. 英文电影模仿，要求有8个角色的
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .
Birds are dancing in the cold .
A man is walking along the street ,step by step .
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !
Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.
X:Excuseme， who are you on earth? could you tell me your name?
Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?
X:I am ximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue?
X:Yes,what is wrong?
Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twant to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mothe and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
X:Noway! Because we are fightin gnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! I like drinking it. how do you know that?
Y:please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Do you still want to kill me?
X:Sure, must! milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:I’m sure Iwon’t!
Y:I must give you a lesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''t beat your his time, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:Mydearest ! letmeintroce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.
K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!
Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?
X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.
K:Don’t saythat“you love me”. I’!
X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)
K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!
X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’
haveavacation.
Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.
K:ofcouse.! Hahaha……
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’ssomewhere?
K:What?
Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H顶着摇头：X,no, no， youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”. ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!
X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !
K: youareright. . Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?
H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.
K惊讶: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .
H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:gohome ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !
X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor... promise meyou will survive... that youwillnevergiveup... nomatter what happens... no matter howhopeless... promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,
X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance ! . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）
D. 求英文恐怖剧本
恐怖片
Psycho / 触目惊心 / 惊魂记
Anthony Perkins / Janet Leigh / Vera Miles / 美国 / 阿尔弗雷德 希区柯克 (Alfred Hitchcock) / 触目惊心 / 约瑟夫 斯蒂凡诺 (Joseph Stefano) / 劳勃 格洛区 (Robert Bloch) / English
【惊魂记】最恐怖的地方，并非希区柯克高超的电影技巧，而是对诺曼·贝茨这个现代意义上的精神病人内心世界的深入探索，当他在囚室里，眼神诡异地四处打量，配以他母亲声音说的话外音，一种不安感肆无忌惮地蹂躏着你的心脏。
Ring / 七夜怪谈 / 午夜凶铃
日本 / 中田秀夫 (Hideo Nakata) / 七夜怪谈 / 高桥洋 (Hiroshi Takahashi) / 铃木光司 (Kôji Suzuki)
有人形容【午夜凶铃】的恐怖“一气呵成绝无冷场”。
Braindead / 群尸玩过界 / 群尸玩过界
新西兰 / 彼得 杰克逊 (Peter Jackson) / 群尸玩过界 / 弗朗西斯 威尔士 (Frances Walsh) / 彼得 杰克逊 (Peter Jackson) / Stephen Sinclair (I)
从本质上看，【群尸玩过界】的喜剧效果、煽情指数和惊悚程度不相上下。
The Thing / 突变第三型 / 怪形
库尔特·拉塞尔 / 威尔福德·布雷姆利 / 美国 / 约翰 卡彭特 (John Carpenter) / 突变第三型 / 比尔兰卡斯特 (Bill Lancaster) / John W. Campbell Jr.
相比于那部声名更为显赫的【异形】，【怪形】其实更为恶性与恐怖，可惜，【异形】比【怪形】早生了三年。
The Fly / 变蝇人 / 变形人魔
美国 / 戴维 克罗南伯格 (David Cronenberg) / 变蝇人 / 查尔斯 爱德华 波格 (Charles Edward Pogue) / 戴维 克罗南伯格 (David Cronenberg) / George Langelaan
这是怪才柯南伯格在好莱坞最好的作品之一，也是影史上最恐怖的电影之一。
Suspiria / 坐立不安 / 阴风阵阵
意大利 / 原西德 / 原西德 / 达里欧 阿吉恩图 (Dario Argento) / 坐立不安 / 达里亚 尼古洛蒂 (Daria Nicolodi) / 达里欧 阿吉恩图 (Dario Argento) / Thomas De Quincey
比最后12分钟更恐怖的，是影片开始的92分钟。
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre / 德州链锯杀人狂 / 德州电锯杀人狂
美国 / 托比 胡珀 (Tobe Hooper) / 德州链锯杀人狂 / 金 亨克尔 (Kim Henkel) / 托比 胡珀 (Tobe Hooper)
【德州链锯杀人狂】毫无疑问是一部恐怖片，它的社会性也不逊色于惊悚。
Misery / 战栗游戏 / 危情十日
凯茜·贝茨 / 劳伦·巴尔考 / 美国 / 罗布 赖纳 (Rob Reiner) / 战栗游戏 / 斯蒂芬 金 (Stephen King) / 威廉 戈德曼 (William Goldman)
影片的高明之处在于不用夸张可怖的造型或者不期而至的强烈音响来制造恐怖，而是用人物情绪的转变和情节的氛围落差让观众融入可怕的世界。
Halloween / 月光光心慌慌 / 抓鬼节
约翰·卡彭特（John Carpenter） / 杰米·李·柯蒂斯 （Jamie Lee Curtis） / 唐纳德·普莱森斯（Donald Pleasence） / 美国 / 约翰 卡彭特 (John Carpenter) / 月光光心慌慌 / Debra Hill (I) / 约翰 卡彭特 (John Carpenter) / 英语
对一部拍了20集的系列电影，怀疑它是否恐怖是一种不敬。
The Sixth Sense / 第六感 / 灵异第六感
Bruce Willis / Haley Joel Osment / 美国 / 奈特 希亚马兰 (M. Night Shyamalan) / 第六感 / 奈特 希亚马兰 (M. Night Shyamalan) / English
【第六感】的最大恐怖绝不是来源于科尔床下那个口吐白沫的小女孩，而在于对我们习以为常的恐怖心理期待的巨大颠覆。
Night of the Living Dead / 活死人之夜 / 恶夜活跳尸
美国 / 乔治 A. 罗梅罗 (George A. Romero) / 活死人之夜 / 乔治 A. 罗梅罗 (George A. Romero) / John A. Russo
这部黑白僵尸电影充满了粗制滥造的道具和作为假血的巧克力酱，但影片并不甜蜜，并不可笑，而是直接向虚伪的美国政府开火，狠狠讽刺了一下当时美国的对外战争。
The Masque of the Red Death / 红死病 / 红死病的面具
英国 / 罗杰 科尔曼 (Roger Corman) / 红死病 / 查理斯 比尤蒙特 (Charles Beaumont) / Edgar Allan Poe / R. Wright Campbell
整部电影最牛的地方就在于，他很少用血淋淋的场景，完全是用氛围的营造让人闻到死神的气息。
The Blair Witch Project / 女巫布莱尔 / 厄夜丛林
Heather Donahue / Joshua Leonard / Michael C. Williams / 美国 / 丹尼尔 麦里克 (Daniel Myrick) / Eardo Sánchez / 女巫布莱尔 / 丹尼尔 麦里克 (Daniel Myrick) / Eardo Sánchez / 英语
22000美元的制作费，2亿400万美元的收入，八天拍摄，35页剧本，恐怖类型片里，恐怕没有哪部电影敢于和【女巫布莱尔】比较收益率。
Rosemary's Baby / 失婴记 / 魔鬼怪婴
Mia Farrow / John Cassavetes / Ruth Gordon / 美国 / 罗曼 波兰司基 (Roman Polanski) / 失婴记 / 艾拉 莱文 (Ira Levin) / 罗曼 波兰司基 (Roman Polanski) / 英文
在【罗斯玛丽的婴儿】这部电影里，冷酷与优雅天衣无缝地长在了一起。
The Shining / 闪灵
杰克·尼科尔森（Jack Nicholson） / Shelley Duvall / Danny Lloyd / 英国 / 斯坦利·库布里克（Stanley Kubrick） / 闪灵 / Diane Johnson / 斯坦利 库伯力克 (Stanley Kubrick) / 斯蒂芬 金 (Stephen King) / 英语
这是一种经由暗示而终至确实的恐怖。
An American Werewolf in London / 美国狼人在伦敦 / 鬼追人
英国 / 美国 / 约翰 兰迪斯 (John Landis) / 美国狼人在伦敦 / 约翰 兰迪斯 (John Landis)
影片最为经典之处在于将狼人变身的过程史无前例地完全展示给了观众。
十大经典动作片
1.《勇闯夺命岛》(The Rock) 导演：迈克尔·贝 (Michael Bay) 作曲/指挥：Hans Zimmer等
美国军方在数不清的秘密行动中免不了牺牲一些优秀的指战员，但他们及其家属没有享受到go-vern-ment足够的奖励和补助，
对此忿忿难平的赫梅尔准将，以占领罗克岛、扣押81名观光客人为人质，向美国go-vern-ment发难：42小时之内提出补偿办法，
否则以旧金山为目标，发动一场生化毒气袭击。罗克岛1963年以前是设计最先进的监狱，易守难攻。现在，
美国go-vern-ment只有求助于唯一一位曾经从罗克岛上逃出的前英国情报官员约翰和联邦调查局的生化武器专家斯坦利。
两人必须在30小时之内率特种部队潜入罗克岛，瓦解赫梅尔准将的计划。成千上万人的生命财产安全，就全靠他们了。
该片的配乐我也就不必在罗嗦了，经典之中的经典。被中央电视台无数次的盗用过了
2.《生死时速》(Speed) 导演：简·德·邦特（Jan de Bont）作曲/指挥：Mark Mancina
退休警官佩恩来报复go-vern-ment对他的不公平待遇，在一辆巴士里安装了定时BoB!!!。
只要车子的时速一超过每小时50英里就不能再减速，否则便会引起爆炸。
在之前电梯爆炸事件跟佩恩有过交手的警官杰克驾车赶上了这辆巴士，并想办法上了车。
经过了各种可怕的危险后，杰克终于用自己的机智和勇气救了车上的乘客，
并获得了一位美女的芳心（典型的美国片）
3.《记忆裂痕》(Paycheck) 导演：吴宇森(John Woo) 作曲/指挥：John Powell
詹宁为高科技公司设计一项机密工程，完工后必须清除记忆，方能取得巨额酬金。振宁按约定约洗脑，
醒来后向公司索取酬金；他收到一个信封，但里面装的不是巨额支票，而是一堆无意义的个人东西。
原来，他在洗脑前同意放弃酬金以换取信封里的对象。振宁陷入失忆的混乱状态，更被联邦调查局及前雇主追杀。
为重拾记忆，他与恋人莉苏展开亡命追查！
虽然影片表现平平，但是John Powell为影片的配乐却十分出色。在当年的电影音乐界引起不小的轰动，
4.《变脸》(Face Off) 导演：吴宇森(John Woo) 作曲/指挥：John Powell
FBI探员西恩八年来一直追捕杀手凯斯特，目的并不单单是为民除害，还有当年凯斯特曾杀害了他的儿子。
为了调查致命BoB!!!的放置地点，西恩自愿取下自己的脸皮，换上昏迷中凯斯特的脸，混入监狱以想套出BoB!!!的放置地点。
但是没想到，突然苏醒的凯斯特也换上了西恩的脸，摇身一变为FBI探员，使西恩的家庭与事业陷入了危机……
5.《空中监狱》(Con Air) 导演：西蒙·韦斯特(Simon West) 作曲/指挥：Trevor Rabin
八年前，自海军陆战队受训完毕的卡麦伦过失杀人被判了十年徒刑。卡麦伦在监狱中表现良好，
就在假释当天，正好是他从未见过面的女儿八岁生日。当他正满心希望的与准备与家人团聚时，
全无意中卷入了一场灾难中，卡麦伦不得不再次面临这次危机，终于与地面指挥的警官一起将
罪犯首领外号“病毒”的葛森制服。
6.《蝙蝠侠之开战时刻》 导演：西蒙·韦斯特(Simon West) 作曲/指挥：Hans Zimmer/James Newton Howard
影片是蝙蝠侠系列的前传。布鲁斯在他小的时候亲眼目睹他的百万富翁的父母被残忍的杀害，
童年的阴影引起了他报仇的欲望。他一直也没有找到机会为自己的父母报仇。后来布鲁斯接受了忍者集团首领的建议，
回到了高潭市，一个被各式各样的犯罪集团所围绕的堕落腐朽的城市。渐渐布鲁斯发现光是靠这个城市腐败的
执法机构根本解决不了问题，于是他慢慢的变成了那个在黑夜执法的侠客，每天守候这个城市。但是，另一个
更大危险正在悄悄逼进.......
7.《绝地战警》(Bad Boys) 导演：迈克尔·贝 Michael Bay 作曲/指挥：Mark Mancina
柏内是一个顾家爱妻的好男人，而劳瑞则是衣着光鲜风流倜傥的富家子弟，这对迈阿密警局的妙搭档奉命
追查一桩上亿美元的viper失窃案，如果不能及时完成任务，就得卷铺盖回家。于是柏内和劳瑞深入迈阿密地下组织，
冒险穿梭于枪林弹雨之中，就在两人疲于奔命之时，一位性感美女打电话到警局声称自己可以指认主谋，
但必须劳瑞出面，她才愿意合作。恰巧劳瑞不在警局，柏内只好顶替毂瑞以获得这位女证人的信任，
而花花公子劳瑞则必须住进柏内家中，直到案件结束为止，一场混乱就要开始了……
8.《搏击俱乐部》 导演：大卫·芬奇(David Fincher) 作曲/指挥：The Dust Brothers
杰克患有严重的失眠症，为能顺利入睡他参加了众多团体俱乐部，而结识了玛拉。
在一次飞机旅途上，杰克又遇到了一位肥皂商人泰勒（布拉德·皮特饰演），
因杰克家莫名爆炸而导致两人同住。并逐步创立了“fight club”，因杰克，
泰勒因缘际会认得了玛拉，进而两人时时激情，另杰克无法忍受的还有他与泰勒的
“club”已经逐步成为全国性地下组织，趋向于疯狂。
这是一部打破一切陈规节律的影片，我看了很多遍，被影片传达的理念深深吸引
我们什么时候清醒？我们打破了一道枷锁，那说明下一道枷锁已经套在身上了。
到底那一个更真实？睡梦里还是醒着时......？
9.《真实的谎言》 导演：詹姆斯·卡梅隆 (James Cameron) 作曲/指挥：Brad Fiede
FBI超级特工哈里一直没有向妻子海伦承认自己的真实身份，而是伪装成一个普通商人，
夫妻这样生活了十几年，还有一个十几岁的小女儿。海伦一直生活在平常生活的无聊之中，
偶然间被一个冒充特工的骗子欺骗，开始向往刺激的特工生活。哈里及时发现并惩治了这个骗子，
也希望借此机会给妻子一个惊喜，但却被一伙真正的KB分子把他们劫持到一个孤岛，
海伦才第一次发现丈夫的真实身份。哈里在十分不利的情况下以超级特工的绝世身手扭转局面，
不仅救出妻子和女儿，而且彻底挫败了KB分子利用核弹对go-vern-ment和人民的威胁
10.《龙卷风》 导演：简·德·邦特(Jan de Bont) 作曲/指挥：Mark Mancina
美国60年代，一场KB的龙卷风暴袭击了乔．哈汀 一家，乔的父亲为了保护家人而被风暴卷走。
幼年的经历促使乔长大后成了一名专业研究龙卷风的气象专家。
时至九十年代，乔的丈夫比尔．哈汀带着女友美丽莎前来找乔在离婚证书上签字。
比尔也曾经是追逐龙卷风的气象专家。在乔的追风队中，乔告诉他他以前设计的龙卷风探测仪“多罗茜”
已经制造成功了；比尔十分高兴，终于决定再一次追风。在经过和自然和坏人的双重危险后，乔和比尔
终于将探测仪“多罗茜”放飞成功。共同的历险又使爱意在两人的心底复燃了
E. 《百万英镑》英文剧本
旁白：
Into the clothing store, waiter, the boss on.A
认为自己马上就要时正式职员了，
可不能象
现在这样破烂。
A formally staff soon, he thinks that he can not be broken as they are now.
（走
到一个老板旁边）
(A boss walked beside)
我：
有没有作的不合适被顾客退回来的服装？
I: There was no inappropriate for the customer
to return to the clothes?
旁白：
（老板用极其轻蔑的眼神看他）
Boss with the most contemptuous look to see him
（走
到一个店员旁）
Go near a shop assistant
店员
1
：
等一会儿，马上就来。
Clerk 1: Wait a minute, come at once.
旁白：
（店员挑了一件很小的衣服）
The clerk pick up a small shop clothes.
我：
请你们照顾一下，我过几天在再付款。
I: Please take care of you, I had a few days in the
re-payment.
我身上没有带零钱。
I had no belt change.
店员
2
：
噢，你没有带零钱？
Clerk 2: Oh, you do not bring change?
对了，当然，你这样子
像带了的？
Yes, of course, brought you this way like it?
我想象得到，像你这样的绅士身上只
会带大票子。
I imagine that a gentleman like you who will bring great tickets.
同伴：
朋友，你对外地人不能总是只认衣衫不认人。
Company: a friend, you can not always
recognize only the clothes and outsiders do not recognize people.
我们完全付的起这套衣服的
钱，我们只是不想让你因为找不开一长大票子而为难。
We
fully
paid
the
money
from
this
suit,we just do not want you as a grown up can not find tickets for the difficult to open.
店员
1
：
我们没有伤害人的意思，
不过，
事情恰恰相反，
我们找的开。
Clerk 2: We do not hurt
people's means, but things the contrary, we find the open.
我：
噢，太好了，我向你们道歉。
I: Oh, good, I apologize to you.
旁白：
他掏出了一张一百万的钞票。
He took out a million-dollar bill.
然后老板过来了
and the
boss come.
老板：
站着干什么？
Boss: stand for?
店员
2
：
这位先生等这找钱呢？
Clerk 2: The President and so does this give change?
老板：
那就快找给他呀
Boss: Then looking to fast for him
店员
2
：
你自己看吧！
Clerk: Look at it yourself!
旁白：
老板脸上的表情凝固了
The boss's face solidification.
老板：
是呀是呀，
我是说，
哪个人会傻到跟一个绅士站在一起自惭形愧呢？
Boss: Yeah, Yeah,
I mean, what stupid people will stand together with a gentleman ashamed Zican shape it?
不过，
我不在乎了，这份光荣让我忘却了自己跟您站在一起是多么的拙陋了，
（指着店员）即使你
没有招待这样特大客户的经验，也不能眼花到拿错了这样一件衣服呀！
However,
I
do
not
care, and the glory of me to forget his stand with you how humble humble, and (pointing to staff)
even if you do not entertain such a large customer's experience, a wrong can not be blurred to such
an clothes ah!
我：
不，我觉得这很好了。
Me: No, I think this good.
同伴：
是的，我们觉得很好。
Company
：
Yes
，
we think it is nice.
旁白：
老板很尴尬，
但还是硬着头皮往下说。
The boss is very embarrassing
，
but he still to stay.
老板：
看，
再有风度的绅士面对这样不可容忍的错误也是会感到气恼的，您消气，
我带你去
看，
来，
快脱下身上这身破烂吧，
将他扔进垃圾堆，
或者一把火把他烧掉，
不，
还是留着它，
让我供着，一个怀揣百万的富豪曾经穿过它，噢，太荣幸了，让我量量，噢，看看，多好的
身材，
穿什么衣服都合身，
来看看，
蝙蝠侠披风，
不好？
Boss: Look, again bearing the face of
such a gentleman would feel intolerable error is angry, and you cool down, I'll show you, come
fast upon this body broken off it, will he thrown into the trash, or a torch he burned, no, or keep it
with me for a million rich carries through it once, oh, so proud, let me take, Oh, look, more than a
good figure, what to wear are fit, look, Batman cape, right?
店员
1
：
唐僧穿的袈裟？
Tang Seng wear cassock?
还是…那，
恐龙皮制的衬衫？
Or ... Well,
the dinosaur leather shirt?
还是要马拉多纳穿过的球衣？
Maradona still have to pass through
the jersey?
同伴：
不，他们都不是很好。
No
，
all of them are not good.
店员
2
：
都不好？
Not good?
那，
那…来看看我们的新品种吧——
（拿出一套乞丐装）
That,
that ... to see our new varieties of it - (out of a Beggar)
店员
1
：
噢，原来是这样，虽然您喜欢开玩笑，就像刚才穿着那样来光顾我的小店，看来您
要的衣服还是正经场合穿的，
Clerk 1: Oh, that is the case, although you like to joke, just like the
dress I like to patronize the shop, it seems that you want to wear clothes or decent.
店员
2
：
看这件伊丽莎白亲手作的衣服，传说世界上曾经只有一个人穿过，我小店把它当传
家之宝，看来只有您才能配穿这种档次的衣服，放在我们这儿，也的确糟踏了它了。
Look
at this hand-made clothes, Elizabeth, who legend in the world only one pass through, and I store it
as
family
heirloom,
it
seems
that
only
you
can
wear
this
grade
with
the
clothes
on
here
we
do
indeed spoil the it
店员
1
：
试试，看，多合身，多象是为您定做的一样，太完美了，想您这样的绅士一定要参
加很多的舞会，自然是要穿的体面的，如果这样。
Try
to
see,
more
fitting,
more
like
a
custom-made for you, like, too perfect, like a gentleman like
you have to participate in a lot of
dance, of course wear a decent, if so.
我们小店也就跟着荣耀了。
We also follow the honor of
the shop.
我：
可我没有零钱呀！
Me: I did not change ah!
老板：
噢，
看您说的，
依你的财富，
像我们这样的小店，
开
100
都绰绰有余呀！
Boss: Oh, look
at you say, depending on your wealth, small shops like ours, are more than enough to open 100 ah!
店员
2
：
没有带钱的话那没有关系，就算忘了，也是不要紧的，能看见您这样的绅士，我活
了一生也就没有遗憾了。
No money, then it does not matter, even if forgotten, is does not matter,
could see a gentleman like you, I live the life there would be no regrets.
老板：
来，我扶您出去，来，慢走，走好。
Boss: come, I help you to go to, walking, for living well
F. Hi guys 求一英语小剧本，6人表演剧情时间10分钟左右，以轻松搞笑为主，电视剧电影和小说的剧本随便，请发
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
打更的太监
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战乡村早唤陌路
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的！
Y与X相遇．
X：Ohm, I’升睁埋m sorry to knock you!
Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you?
X: I’m ximenchuixue.
Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X: Yes, what is wrong?
Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X: Great, you know me!
Y(抱腿)：吵蚂Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!
X: No, I must kill you!
Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go!
X: No way! You know?
Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me!
X: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y: Please drink it!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha
Y: Do you still want to kill me?
X: Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X: I’m sure I won’t!
Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0
X(捂着肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!
Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……
X(可怜状): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The “WC”?
Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……
H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world!
Y: You are right!
H: Teriffic! You are the one I’m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: Yes, It’s very good.
H: Ok, follow me; let’s go!
Y: Ok, Let’s go!
(To be continued…)