1. 谁能把电影《2012》里面的疯子查理做的那段FLASH的解说词告诉我（中英文版都可以）
那段的电影对白
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In ancient times,
The Mayan people were the first civilization to discover that
This planet had an expiration date.
According to their calender, in the year 2012 a cataclysmic event will unfold,
Caused by an alignment of the planets in our solar system
That only happens every 640.000 years.
Oh, not again.
Neat, huh? I did all the animation myself.
Just imagine the earth as an orange
You lure them in with humor.
Then you make them think.
Our sun will begin to emit such extreme amounts of radiation
Screw you bastards, they are call nutrino.
That the core of the earth will melt at the inside part of the orange.
Leaving the crust of our planet free to shift.
In 1958 Professor Charles "earth crust displacement"
Albert Einstein did support it.
People will get it all
The forces of mother nature will be so devastating it
Will bring an end to this world on winter solstice
12-21-12.
Always remember, folks.
You heard it first from Charlie Frost.
You'd have to keep a thing like this under wraps.
Just think about it.Okay?
First, the stock market would go.
Then the economy boom!
The dollar boom!
2. 求所有美国电影开头的英文解说 ，说片名
《国家地理》