1. 求一个英语剧本 ，高中生演给高中生，时间在十分钟以内，内容最好简单易懂，搞笑的也可以最好不要太严肃，
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
敏猜wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
凳盯MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束枣拿和时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.-in-law,what’sup?
JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.
and……
JM:!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone..
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou..
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
2. 求一篇英文短剧剧本
白:Longago,therelivedagirl.,Hisnewwifehadtwodaugters.Theyaresobadastheirmother..Shemustsleepinthekitchen.Sheweareddrityclothes..However,we’llshowyouadifferentplaytoday. (灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场) 旁白：Sheissostrong,andsmart.Especiallysheisgoodatsport. Now,.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9) Now,sheisplayingbasketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮) Now,sheispracticingChinesegongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒) Thisisher----Cinderella 灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Doyoufinish? 旁白:Ok(结巴)continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan’tescapethepoorlife,Why?Thatis----- 继母(假装洗衣服):Howcoldthewater!I’mtoooldtodoanything,Mylegissopainful. (灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆) (一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗) (一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服) 第一幕 (灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀) 二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单):Mom,Mom,Look!Therearesomeleaflets.Igotthemonthestreet. TheKingishavingaparty.ThePrincewilllookforawife. 一姐(托腮):Imustbechoosen,. 二姐(凭空跳舞):No,Notyou.Ihavethecharmingshape,IamtheQueen. (两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻) 继母:Oh,baby.Stop..Hewillprobablychooseoneofyou.Comeon,makeupyourself.Wehaven’tenoughtime!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella,whatareyoudoing?Comehere,helpyoursisters! 灰姑娘:OK,Iwill.But,mom,canIgotothepartytonight?Iwantto------ (三人敛神) 一姐:Oh,myGod!IforgotTim’shomework.Hegaveusalotofhomework..Ican’tfinish,whatshouldIdo? 二姐(拿书,指,附和):Oh,Yes,Yes.Look,execiseA,exciseB,exciseC,exciseD,exciseE,Oh,planningtree,essay,studyplan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh,myGod!Oh,myparty!MyPrince!Myhappyness!andthecountry’sfuture! 灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰):Mysisters,don'tcry!Ialwaysdothehomeworkforyou,ofcoursetonight! (母女三人一通忙乱后):Goodbye,ourlivelygirl! 第二幕 (魔女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场) 旁白:Oh,哈里波特! (魔女撞到灰姑娘) 灰姑娘(怒):Whoareyou? 魔女(得意):Iamthebestwitch,andthemostbeautifulwitch.Icangiveyouallthethingyouwish. 灰姑娘:Really?DoyoukownKing’sparty?Iwanttogo,but------(低头看自己的破衣服) 魔女(大笑):Don’tworry.Itiseasyforme!Look,clothes,shose,car----- 灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向鞋子):Oh,howbeautifulglassshoses! 魔女:Wearit,andgo! 第三幕 (富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,人声鼎沸.女士们翘首以待) 侍卫(击杖):WelcomethePrince. (鼓掌,欢呼) 国王(严肃):Pleasebequiet!Aseverybodyknows,todayIwillchooesabeautiful,slim,homorous,andlonghairgirlformyson----(转身,指向王子),handsome,strong,tall,andbrave! (王子做害羞状) 众女士:Howlively!Howhandsome!(做陶醉状,冲向前,将王子团团围住) (此时,飞出一女,持扇“杀出一条血路”) (王子与灰姑娘共舞,突然手机铃声响起) 王子:Who’sphone? 灰姑娘:Oh,it’smyphone!(掏手机边跳舞,边接电话)ThisisCinderella,speaking! 魔女:It12’clock,gamewillbeover,comebackquickly!Oryou’llchangeback!(开始敲钟) 灰姑娘:Oh,Imustgo!(慌忙中跑,掉了一只鞋) 王子(检起鞋,追):Wait!Youforgetgivemeyouname,andyouphonenumber! 王子(注视姑娘远去,悲情):I’velosther! 第四幕 旁白:Sincetheparty,,.Heissuedaproclamation,“Whoevertheglassshoefits,shallbewifetothePrince!” (王子带着士兵到处找人试鞋) 士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士甲试鞋)Oh,yourfootistoobig! 士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士乙试鞋)Oh,myGod,whataterriblesmell!Ofcouresnotyou!
3. 跪求英语剧本，适合六个人演出的，时间不要超过十分钟，谢谢
英语口语剧本（灰姑娘改编版）
【旁白】The wife of a rich man fell sick, and when she felt that her end drew nigh, she called her only daughter to her bedside, and said, 'Always be a good girl, and I will look down from heaven and watch over you.' Soon afterwards she shut her eyes and died, and was buried in the garden. But by the time the spring came, her father had married another wife. This new wife had one daughter of her own, that she brought home with her.What’s worse , the kind and lovely girl who lost her mother also lost her father.After her father’s death,her stepmother became cruel to her.Her step-sister teased her ,asking her to do all the housework..
“Do the laundry and get on with your ties.Clean the floors right away.And what’s more,bring me my breakfast. ”
“Cinderella!Get me my sweater,I feel a little cold.”
【旁白】One day , the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved.Every maid in the town was invited to the party.Cinderella's sister was asked to come.
【旁白】The stepmother took her daughter to the party ,leaving Cinderella at home,because she was jealous of Cinderella’s beauty.
【场景一：巫师亮吵的出现】
She was broken-hearted.
[窗前]“Mom ,Dad I miss you.I ……[抽泣声]I want to go to the ball.”
[背景音乐响起：敬裤侍纯脊《I were a bird》八音盒版]
[接《I》唱,唱到一半 抽泣，趴在窗台上哭]
“Who can help me ?”
But at that time , a lightning swept across the right sky .[雷声]
[桌子晃动，接玻璃碎的声音]
[站起，震惊]“What…What happed?”
[“嘭”！巫师出现]
[震惊]“Who,who are you ?”
“A witch.”
[后退，碰到后面的障碍物]“There is nothing left to believe in. Nothing!”
“Nothing,My dear?Oh,now you don’t really mean that.”
“Oh,but I do.”
“Nonsense,dear!If you’d lost all your faith,I couldn’t be here.And here I am ! Oh,come now,dry those tears!”[拭泪]
“You mean you can help me …?”
“Yes! I am the only person who can help you in the world.”[半跪，。站起，抱。放。拿出一只鞋子。（暂定）下场]
【场景二：王宫舞会】
[巫师牵着灰姑娘从门外进来]
“Have a good time,my dear.”
1/3
“Thank you,Mr. Witch.”
“But,please remember, you must come back before midnight,or everything will be as it was before..”
“Midnight?Oh,I know.but It has be more than I ever hoped for. ”[大门打开的声音，之后背景音乐响起]
“Hellow, prince ,I am Mrs.XX.Oh, You are such a promising young man .She is my daughter .”
[行礼，微笑][王子回礼，撇开视线，背身。看到灰姑娘]
“Don’t you ask me to dance?”
[苦恼]“en…I am sorry,lovely lady,I think I can’t”[离开，走向灰姑娘]
[王子走上前，鞠躬] “Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? ”
“I'd love to.”[微笑，握住王子的手，开始跳舞][背景音乐]
4. 英语微电影剧本
我觉得可以找《威尼斯商人》的某些经典桥段，简单，朗朗上口，适合你们的人数组成。而且你只需稍作修改，并不需要浪费很多时间去写剧本。这是中英字幕的视频网址http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/CC6UnTNwEck/
附上剧本：
The Merchant of Venice (II)
原文：
The Merchant of Venice（II）
PART 1
D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock. Do not be so bitter.
S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh. If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more. The greatness of Venice will soon be lost. Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.
B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?
译文：
第一部分
公爵：宽恕安东尼奥吧，夏洛克，别这样怀恨在心。
夏洛克：我说过一定要拿走我应得的那一磅肉。要是您不准许我得到它，那将是一种软弱的表现，人们将不再信你们的法律了。威尼斯不久就会丧失它的伟大。安东尼奥是我的敌人，我恨他。
巴萨尼奥：难道所有的人都要铲除他们所不爱的东西吗？
A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock. Don't wait any longer. Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.
B: I'll pay you six thousand cats for the three thousand cats that Antonio borrowed.
S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh. Give me my pound of flesh!
D: Let us be calm, gentlemen. Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?
S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement. I desire my pound of flesh.
As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk, arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited. While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.
Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear. "I am very ill. When your letter reached me, I had with me a .learned young doctor from Rome. I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio. We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say. I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement. He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head."
After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the room and takes her seat as judge.
安东尼奥：跟夏洛克讲理是没有用的。别再等待了。对我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的东西给他。
巴萨尼奥：我将付给你六千块钱，用来归还安东尼奥借的那三千块钱。
夏洛克：即使你愿意我六倍于你刚才提出的钱数，我仍然要拿我应得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判给我！
公爵：先生们，请安静。夏洛克，如果你不宽恕别人，你自己怎能希望得到别人的宽恕呢？
夏洛克：我并没有做错事，我不怕审判。我要求给我应得的那一磅肉。
正当公爵不知道应该怎么办的时候，尼莉莎打扮成一个律师的书记员，带着鲍西娅刚拜访过的那位著名的律师的一封信，来到法庭。当公爵与尼莉莎谈话时，夏洛克准备好要从安东尼奥身上割下他应得的一磅肉。
这时，当庭宣读了律师的信。"我重病缠身。收到你的信时，我正同一位从罗马来的很有学问的年轻博士在一起。我把夏洛克与安东尼奥之间的争执对他讲了。我们研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要说的话。我请您让他替我作出判决。他很年轻，但是，我还从来不知道有这么年轻又这么聪明的人。"
这封信当庭宣读之后，鲍西娅穿着律师的衣服进屋来了。她作为法官就座了。
PART 2
D: Greetings, learned judge! I do not envy you your job. This is a most troublesome case.
P: Greetings! Please be seated. Are you Antonio, and is this your agreement with Shylock?
A: It is.
P: Then Shylock must be merciful. He must have mercy on Antonio.
S: Why must I have mercy on him? Tell me that!
P: Mercy brings good. Mercy falls like the gentle rain from the sky upon the earth. It blesses those who give it, and those who receive it. We should learn to show mercy to others. Do you still ask for this pound of flesh? S: I ask for what is mine by law!
B: I offer ten times the money that Antonio has borrowed. Please change the law a little so that we may save Antonio.
P: Use your head a little, sir! We cannot change a law. If one law is changed, then people will later want to change other laws.
S: Oh, wise young judge!
P: Let me see this agreement, this promise of Antonio to you.
S: Here it is.
P: I see. According to the law, Shylock may have a pound of flesh to be cut off by him nearest to Antonio's heart. Be merciful! Let me destroy this paper.--No? Then, Antonio, be ready. And Shylock, take your knife and prepare to do the deed.
公爵；您好，博学的法官！我并不羡慕您的职业。这是一个最麻烦的案子。
鲍西娅：您好！请坐下。你叫安东尼奥吗？这是你与夏洛克签订的借约吗？
安东尼奥；是的。
鲍西娅：那么，夏洛克可得大发慈悲才是。他可得宽恕安东尼奥啊。
夏洛克：为什么我必得宽恕他呢？请告诉我这一点！
鲍西娅：慈悲带来益处。慈悲像甘露从天空中降到地面上，它不但赐福施予的人，而且赐福于受施的人。我们应该学会宽恕他人。你还要求得到这一磅肉吗？
夏洛克：我要求得到根据法律属于我的东西。
巴萨尼奥：我愿出十倍于安东尼奥的借款，请您把法律稍为变更一下，使我们能够救出安东尼奥的生命。
鲍西娅：请用你的脑袋想一想，先生。我们不能变更法律，要是变更了一条法律，那么人们还会要变更别的法律的。
夏洛克：噢，聪明年轻的法官啊！
鲍西娅；让我看一看借约，就是安东尼奥向你许下的诺言。
夏活克：给您。
鲍西娅：我明白了。根据法律，夏洛克可以得到一磅肉，由他从最靠近安东尼奥心脏的部位割下来。慈悲一点吧！让我撕毁这张借约吧。不能撕？那么，安东尼奥，你做好准备；夏洛克，拿起你的刀子准备割肉吧。
S: Oh, learned judge! Oh, wise young man!
P: Have you brought anything to weigh the flesh?
S: Yes. I have everything ready here.
P: Do you have a doctor, Shylock, to stop Antonio's blood?
B: That fox!
P: Do you wish to say anything, Antonio?
A: Only a little. Goodbye Bassanio. Don't be sad for me. Tell your wife about me and how much I loved you. If Shylock cuts deep enough, I'll pay him back with all my heart.
B: Let me take you in my arms and say goodbye. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, and more than all the world. (He cries.)
P: Your wife would not be pleased to hear you say that.
S: We are wasting time.
P: Take your pound of flesh! I declare the court allows it and the law gives it to you.
Shylock advances towards Antonio and prepares to use his knife.
P: Wait! There is something else. Antonio has promised to give you a pound of his flesh. But he has not promised to give you any of his blood. If you let one drop of his blood fall, you will lose all your land and all your money.
S: Is that the law?
P: That is the law. You wanted justice, so you shall get justice, more than you wanted. : I will take the money. Give me three more than Antonio borrowed from me.
夏洛克；噢，博学的法官！噢，聪明的年轻人！
鲍西娅：你带来了称肉的器具吗？
夏洛克：是的。我把一切都准备好了。 鲍西娅：夏洛克，你是否请了医生来给安东尼奥止血呢？
夏洛克：借约上可没有这一条。
巴萨尼奥：你这只狐狸！
鲍西娅：安东尼奥，你还想说什么吗？
安东尼奥：我只想说一点。巴萨尼奥，永别了。不要为我悲伤。把我的情况告诉你的妻子，对她说我多么爱你。要是夏洛克割得够深的话，我就要以整个心偿还他的债了。
巴萨尼奥：让我拥抱你一下，说声再见吧。我爱你胜过爱我自己的生命、自己的妻子和整个世界。（他哭了。）
鲍西娅：你的妻子听到你那么说是会不高兴的。
夏洛克：我们是在浪费时间。
鲍西娅：割走你要的那一磅肉吗！我宣布法庭许可你（这样做），法律（把它）判给你。
（夏洛克走向安东尼奥，准备动他的刀子。）
鲍西娅：且慢！事情还没完。安东尼奥许诺给你他身上的一磅肉。但是他并没有答应给你他身上的任何一滴血。要是你让他身上的血流下一滴，你将失去你所有的土地和财产。
夏洛克：法律上是这样说的吗？
鲍西娅：这就是法律。你要求公正，那么就让你得到公正吗，比你要求的还要多。
夏洛克：我愿意要钱。请给我加三倍还给我安东尼奥向我借的钱。
B: Here it is. (He cries out, full of joy.)
P: Wait! Shylock would not take the money earlier. All he wanted was right to be done. That is all he can have now. you must cut off one pound of flesh, no more, no less. And not one drop of blood must fall.
Shylock turns and starts to leave the court.
P: Wait, Shylock. The law of Venice says that if anyone tries to kill or murder any citizen of Venice, everything that he owns shall be taken away from him. One half of his money and his goods shall be given to the city of Venice and the other half shall be given to the person he has tried to kill. His life shall be at the mercy of the Duke. therefore, go down on your knees and beg the Duke for mercy.
S: Good sir. I beg for mercy and beg your pardon..
D: I shall not have you killed. But as your punishment, half of your money is now Antonio's. You must give the other half to the city of Venice.
S: Take my life too! My money and goods are as dear to me as life itself. They are my only comfort. When you take those away from me, you also take my life.
A: I shall be happy to give up my part of Shylock's money. Shylock must promise to leave the money upon his death to his daughter and her husband.
S: I promise. Let me go home now. I am not well.
相关链接： The Merchant of Venice(I)
巴萨尼奥：钱在这儿。（他满怀喜悦地喊了出来。）
鲍西娅：别忙！夏洛克先前已经拒绝要钱了。他所要求的只是公正。这是他现在所能得到的一切。你必须割下整一磅肉，不准多也不准少。而且不准流一滴血。
（夏洛克转过身，要离开法庭。）
鲍西娅：等一等，夏洛克。威尼斯的法律规定任何企图杀害或谋害任何威尼斯公民的人，他所有的一切必须被没收。他的钱和财产的一半必须给威尼斯城，另一半必须给他企图杀害的人。他的生命全凭公爵处置。因此你快快跪下请求公爵开恩吧。
夏洛克：仁慈的先生，我乞求你的饶恕和原谅。
公爵：我将不处死你，但是作为对你的惩罚，你的财产的一半现在是安东尼奥的了。你必须把另一半交给威尼斯城。
夏洛克：把我的命也拿走吧！我的钱财对我就像生命一样宝贵。它们是我唯一的安慰。你们没收了我的财物，也就是要了我的命。
安东尼奥：我将高兴地放弃我应得的夏洛克财产的那一半。夏洛克必须答应在他死后把这笔财产留给他的女儿和女婿。
夏洛克：我答应。现在让我回家吧。我不舒服。
5. 求适合9人表演的英语短剧剧本
白雪公主英文版
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场
S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?
Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !
Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .
H: Yes, my queen
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\Somebody drank my water----
3\Someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!
D:（齐说）行孙Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口消贺后倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
Snow white wake up, wake up…
音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子唤醒公主，公主醒档桥链了
P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !
S.w: Thank you for your help !
P: My pleasure !
音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
6. 求英语微电影剧本（5-10分钟），在线等，不管是否采纳，必给好评，求英语大神帮助小弟，感激不尽！
《情感银行》应该可以。可以依次为原版，修改一下，修改成 学生在学校玩的不亦乐乎，不关心父母，不回家看看之类的适合校园的题材。
媳妇：那你马上回来Come backright now.
小唐：媳妇，等我结了手里的这个案子，我就休年假了，你先让我妈照顾你好不好
Dear,..LetMomlookafteryou.you.all
allright.媳妇：你说的是人话吗，妈现在心脏病有多严重你知道吗，如果我现在就要生了，是妈能照
顾我还是我能照顾妈，你知道这么多月，我想吃什么，我从来没跟妈说过，我就怕她提重东西累着怎么办啊
Jerkerk!!YouknowhowseriousMomMom’’sheartdisease.Ifthebabyisbornnow,Momdondon’
’tlookaftermeandthesametome.Duringthesemonths,IneveraskedMomfornothing..小唐：那你给小凤媳妇打电话
Youcancallxiaofengxiaofeng’
’swife媳妇：人家是你家保姆啊，你什么事都找人家，你好意思吗，人家今年结婚你都没去，你知
道不知道
Yeah!SheisnotyourNanny.AlwaystroubleherIdofeelshame.Andyouareabsenceofherwedding,knowornot.
小唐：你怎么那么多事啊，左右都不行Youaresoannoying，satifynothing.媳妇：是我多事还是你忙呀
AmIannoyingoryourbusyness?小唐：我是在忙呀Definitelybusyingnow.
媳妇：我给你说，现在我在给你怀孩子，这不是我一个人的事好吗
Iamnowpregnantwithyourbaby,whichisnotabusinessofmyown.Allright?
小唐：你别拿怀孩子说事啊，我现在那么忙，那么多事，你就干怀孩子这么一件事你都干不好吗
Don'ttakethebabyforexecuse,.Onlythe
babybirthyouaredoingisnotgood,itgood,it’
’spity!媳妇：你要这么说，这孩子我不生了我不生了
Ifyousayso,thebabyIdondon’’twant,donwant,don’’tgivebirthto.小唐：爱生不生
Uptoyou.
（要钱还是要孩子，我这是在干什么，疯了吗我）(Moneyorbaby,whatIhavadone,amIcrazy)
媳妇：妈，妈
Oh!Mom,Mom,Mom…
…妈：孩子，别难过，他的心里是有咱们的，他也是身不由己呀Goodkid,notupset.Withusheartinside,Heisalsoinvoluntarily妈：儿子，我是妈妈Son,thisisMom.
小唐：妈，你看看她，我辛辛苦苦在外打拼，还不是为了你们，为了孩子，可他还这么不理解
Mom,,buthealsoisnisn’’twillingtounderstandme.
妈：孩子，妈妈知道你在外很辛苦，工作压力很大，妈妈和你媳妇都很心疼你，可是，现在我们需要的不是金钱，是真真切切的关心体贴呀。孩子，给自己放个假，回来看看这个始终有亲情友情爱情所牵挂的地方吧。
Goodkid,Momknowyouyou’
’reveryhardoutside.Withthegreatpressure,webothloveyou..Kid,takeabreaktocomeback,thereisalwaysthekinship,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.小唐：妈，我知道了Mom,Igetit.
妈：孩子，别忘了在你生命中最重要的是什么，不要忘了除了工作，还有父母，妻子，和你未出生的孩子。
Kid,.,inadditiontothework,aswellasparents,wives,andyourunbornbaby.
小唐：嗯，妈，我这就回去
Hmmm,Mom,IHmmm,Mom,I’
’llbeback.（我们每个人都有两个账户，在银行的储存金钱，在心里的储存情感，这两个账户就像沙漏
的两端，是一种对抗的状态，。当我们只顾积累金钱的时候，情感就在透支）
(Weallhavetwoaccountsinthebank,onestoresmoney,.,astateofconfrontation.,emotionisoverdraftted...)
（十年前，我来到一个陌生的城市，这个陌生的城市让我熟悉；十年后，我回到了一个熟悉的城市，这个熟悉的城市让我陌生。当我们在陌生的城市打拼的时候
，不要忘记，你在熟悉的城市里，有你白发苍苍的父母，等你回家的妻子，还有同你一起长大的挚友）
(Tenyearsago,Icametoastrangecity,.Tenyearslater,Icomebacktoafamiliarcity,.Whenwestruggle
toworkinastrangecity,doncity,don’
’tforget,inafamiliarcity,thereisyourparentswithgrey-haried,.)
（根据职场研究报告，98.3%的职场人因为公工作忙，而不得不减少陪伴家人的时间，我们是否应该仔细思考：工作，到底是为了什么？不要让工作阻挡我们回家的脚步，停下来，留住爱）
(,98.3,98.ebusywork..Work,whatismeanfor?Donfor?Don’’tletworkpreventusthehomesteps,pleasestayhere,keepthepreciouslove.)
工作和生活压力非常大。适当的时候，合理的节制物欲，给自己的心情放个假，回到那个始终有亲情友情爱情所牵挂的地方看看，或许你就会有更多的快乐、幸福和动力。这会形成一种激发年轻人更好前行的良性循环。毕竟只有平衡好事业和家庭，这样才能更好的工作和生活。.Appropriately,reasonable
temperancedesires,abreakforyourmood,,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.Maybeyouwillhavemoreenjoyness,happinessandpower..,.
因为工作牺牲了太多太多本应该有的情感，大学同窗结婚，也许因为工作，我们想，哎，算了吧，有那么多工作呢，请假又不知道要耽误多少事儿扣多少钱了。家里老人过寿，我们想，算了吧，年年都过，今年工作刚开始，今年就不回去了，明年再说吧。。。可是就在这一次次的算了吧中我们与这些人越走越远，因为我们不知道我们是否错过了大学同窗最美好也是最需要你祝福的时刻，我们更不知道明年是否还有机会给老人过寿。
.,maybebecauseofthejob,wethink,oh,passedit,there'ssomuchworktodo,.Theolderhavethebirthday,passedit,,Iwillnotgoback,tillnextyear...,becausewedon',,wedon'.
时下，诸多年轻人为了家庭、事业、理想……而纷纷出外打拼，在辛苦忙碌的同时，却不得不面对工作与家庭的各种现实问题纠葛，上有老、下有小、中间还有老婆的家庭格局，正在受到残酷的工作压力和社会现实所逼迫，何去何从，如何家庭工作兼顾都是摆在现在人面前的无法回避的问题。
Nowadays,,career,
dream...,andinhardbusyatthesametime,,thesandwich,middleandable,wifeoffamilypattern,,wheretogo,.
《情感银行》中男主人公小唐就是这样一个代表。他从一个熟悉的城市来到一个陌生的城市，为了能给自己的家庭带来更富足的生活而不断努力和拼搏。小唐在繁忙的工作之余，却疏忽了对家人的关爱，甚至是在妻子怀孕、母亲病重、好友结婚的时候也未能守候在旁。矛盾像一座火山在小唐和他的妻子之间无预兆的爆发，同时引起母亲心脏病突发住院……在面对着生活与工作压力和各种困惑与纠葛，小唐在对家庭的内疚与自责的感情漩涡中激烈的挣扎、彷徨……最终，他选择了为情感银行付出努力――回家，同时抛出的情感银行、情感帐户也被强烈关注和热议。
7. 英文校园励志话剧六人十分钟左右剧本
The Gifts
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
礼 物
旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。
德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。
（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）
德拉：你买我的头发吗？
夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。
夫人：给你，20美元。
德拉：谢谢你，再见。
夫人：再见。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。
（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？
德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
德拉：什么？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。
吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？
吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找
的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我
想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我
们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们
吃晚饭吧！
8. Hi guys 求一英语小剧本，6人表演剧情时间10分钟左右，以轻松搞笑为主，电视剧电影和小说的剧本随便，请发
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
打更的太监
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战乡村早唤陌路
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的！
Y与X相遇．
X：Ohm, I’升睁埋m sorry to knock you!
Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you?
X: I’m ximenchuixue.
Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X: Yes, what is wrong?
Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X: Great, you know me!
Y(抱腿)：吵蚂Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!
X: No, I must kill you!
Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go!
X: No way! You know?
Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me!
X: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y: Please drink it!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha
Y: Do you still want to kill me?
X: Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X: I’m sure I won’t!
Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0
X(捂着肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!
Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……
X(可怜状): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The “WC”?
Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……
H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world!
Y: You are right!
H: Teriffic! You are the one I’m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: Yes, It’s very good.
H: Ok, follow me; let’s go!
Y: Ok, Let’s go!
(To be continued…)
9. 灰姑娘英文短剧剧本 小学六年级（要简短，不要太长，10分钟以内）
新灰姑娘 New Cinderella
角色：灰姑娘（戴着深度近视眼镜，满脸雀斑），后母，两个姐姐，王子，小仙女，女孩甲，女孩乙，参加宴会者数人。
道具：深度近视眼镜两副，高跟鞋，拖把，鸡毛掸子，梳子，橡皮筋，西瓜车，SKI化妆品，音乐带，镜子，围巾，流星。
ACT 1
（灰姑娘背对着观众，拿着拖把拖地，身体夸张地跟着音乐律动，再拿起鸡毛掸子清理，后母走出来，刚好清理到她的身边。）
Stepmother: Cinderella, what are you doing? （生气地）
Cinderella: Mum, your dress is a little bit dirty. Let me clean it for you. （用鸡毛掸子清理后母的裙子。）
Stepmother: Stop it! You naughty girl. Look at my face. （拿出镜子给Cinderella看）You had better clean your face first. （怒气冲冲离开）
Cinderella: Oh! My face. What can I do? （望着镜子）
镜子：Oh ,the poor girl. But you are kindhearted.
(Cinderella伤心地唱着Star light, star bright)
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might.
Have the wish I wish tonight.（闭眼祷告）
（铅册键这时，天空滑过一颗流星，接着小仙女跑过来，追着这颗流星。）
小仙姿喊女：My candy. My candy.（跑着跑着，掉了一样东西）
（Cinderella祈祷完毕，看到地上地东西，捡起来。）
Cinderella: What is it? SKI ,for beauty. Oh, that is for me. Thank you very much.（双手合十做感谢状）
ACT 2
（Cinderella背对观众清理房间）
大姐：Cinderella, comb my hair.
Cinderella: Yes, sister. （将大姐的头发绑成冲天炮）
二姐：Cinderella, get me a scarf.（拿出一条围巾并绑二姐未在手臂上）
（大姐和二姐站起来互看了一眼，并放声大笑。）
大姐：You look so funny.
二姐：You look so funny.
大姐，二姐：（觉得不对劲）Cinderella!
Cinderella: （没戴眼镜，雀斑全消）Yes?
大姐：Cinderella, you look so different.
二姐：Cinderella, your face…
Cinderella: I made a wish and it came true.
大姐，二姐：How did you do that?
（Cinderella 配合滑稽的音效，槐巧比手画脚了一番。）
大姐，二姐：Oh! I see. Go to your room, Cinderella. （Cinderella退回房间）
大姐：It is easy, isn’t it?
二姐：Yes. Let’s try.
大姐，二姐：（唱歌）
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might.
Have the wish I wish tonight.
（这时，天空掉下一颗巨大的陨石。）
小仙女：My ball. My ball.
（跑着，跑着，将陨石捡起并向观众，这时身上掉下一样东西。）
大姐：（睁开眼睛）What is it?
二姐：（从地上捡起来）SK.
大姐：It works.
大姐，二姐：（抢着涂抹）Save some for me.
ACT 3
Stepmother: Mary! Judy! Where are you? It is time to party.
大姐，二姐：（沮丧地）We are here.
（大姐，二姐成为大近视眼，脸上并长满雀斑。）
Stepmother: Oh, my goodness! What’s the matter with you ?
大姐，二姐: Mummy! Help us.
ACT 4
Cinderella: （唱Star light, star bright并闭眼祷告）
（这时，天空滑过一颗流星）
小仙女： My candy! My candy!
Cinderella! Stop singing the song.
Here are the car and the dress.
Be sure to come back before twelve.
Cinderella: Thank you, my angel!
ACT 5
（宴会上，大家快乐地跳着舞）
王子：My fair lady .May I have this dance?
Cinderella: Yes, please.
（王子和Cinderella跳着DISCO）
Stepmother: Who’s that?
大姐：She is so beautiful.
二姐：I wish I were the girl.
大姐：Don’t make any wish, stupid girl.
(钟敲响12下) 时钟报时：Dang! Dang! Dang! It is 12 o’clock!
Cinderella: Oh! I have to leave now.（冲忙跑走，掉了一双鞋子。）
王子： Hey! Don’t be so rush. What’s your name?
ACT 6
（在街上，王子看到女孩子就请她试穿鞋子。）
王子：Please try it on.
女孩甲：（试穿后）It is not my size.
女孩乙：（试穿后）It is not mine.
大姐：Let me try it.（但穿不下）
二姐：It is my turn.（也穿不下）
王子：（看到Cinderella）Lady，would you please try it on.
Cinderella：Oh! It’s my shoe.
王子：You are the girl in the party.
Cinderella：Yes, I am。Thank you for bringing me the shoe.
（跑走，并唱着Star light, star bright）
王子：Wait! Wait! I am the prince. Marry me!
小仙女：（穿着Cinderella参加舞会地衣服）I do. I do.
小仙女：（拉着王子地手不由自主一直大叫I do. ）
Cinderella,！Stop singing the song and making any wish
10分钟可以念完
10. 5到10分钟的英文短剧本有什么
英文短剧本：公园记（中文注释）
人物介绍：A (衣衫褴褛）、B （衣着光鲜）、C 小花、E 椅子、 F 新闻记者
场景介绍：B 坐在E 上吃东西，A 一乞丐上前。
A :Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B :Get away,get away,dirty man.
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E 上头了）
A :Sir,sir!!
A：先生，先生。（A 看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B ）
B :Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。（看也不看A ，仍自顾自地走了）
C :Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
C：他真愚蠢啊
A :But....sir....please listen to me.....
A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B 衣服的后摆）
B :Wa,why are you so disgusting!!
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A 一眼）
C :Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E :Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~与此同时A 与B 还在纠缠，这时E 终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E :Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A 与B 同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E ，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F 看见了。于是F 就报道了这一事件。
F :Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F ，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B :Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F :I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A :I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„
F :Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
F :通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带 来的影响。是吗,椅子?
E :Yes,yes.
E :是啊,是啊。(E 傻傻地拼命点头)
C :Ai,men is so silly.
C :唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。