英文电影片段五人剧本

㈠ 求简单英语五人小品剧本，请看清下面的补充要求。在线等，挺急的。

搞笑英语微电影剧本《Whose treat》（英语5人搞笑微电影剧本）
演员：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白——
编剧： 摄影：
后期制作：
插曲：场景一《铃儿响叮当》场景二《雪绒花》场景三《泰坦尼克号主题曲》场景四《flash》场景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》
道具：一份报纸（最好是英文的），三份试卷（白纸即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃
（场景一：未定空地____5个人都到， 拍摄）
旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner
一天，几个年轻人想叫外卖吃（直接录旁白，念完时候镜头落在四个人身上）
A: let’s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接开始）
B:why not? I like it .（开心，满足）
C:It's up to you .(看着A）
D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，卖关子）
A：go on ，please（请求语气）
D：we always ”going Dutch “,.it‘s time to enjoy someone’s treat……我们总是AA制，这次找个人请客吧（扫一眼大家，继续卖关子）
C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(请求）
D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！
我们每人讲一个笑话，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就买单哦。（得意）
A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，异口同声）
A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先讲吧，题目是“我很高兴”。一个老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，她说
（切到场景二，到一个教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑话表演出来，， 拍）
旁白：Now, she said现在，她说
赵雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？
王鹏：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使别人高兴过。
赵雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是谁呢？
王鹏：My granny.我奶奶。
赵雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。
王鹏：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’！是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’
（切回场景一，BCD哈哈大笑A见状很开心，）
A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很开心）
B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指着A说完捂嘴笑）
A: I……（要解释，被B拦下）
B：OK，now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。
(切换场景三，移至餐厅或有椅子的地方， 拍摄，）
B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（录旁白形式）
双："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”
B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：
田："So, you want to switch seats?"“因此，你想交换座位吗？”
（切回场景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）
B：so, i got it,(对C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it‘s your turn
C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is “girl,oh little girl”题目是“让人无奈的孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['meɪhem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五岁的女儿和她的表妹在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。
（切至场景四，某空地， 拍摄）
： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” （转身要走），
双：“come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "“来， ，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”
（切回场景一，ABD哈哈笑）
B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(对D）only you left
D:i’m very afraid now,maybe I’ll fail it . Let me try .it’s “A dollar per point”一分一块钱A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。
（切场景五，至 教室， 拍摄）
D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。（ 轩演教授， 坐中间， 演学生，考试时， 左顾右盼很着急，交卷子时， 左看看右看看掏出100元夹在卷子里并且写了一句话A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。走到那个 旁，
田：”here are your test and $64 change“这是你的试卷还有64块钱的找零。（邱大囧）
（切回场景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各种憋）
D:well,my treat(很无奈）OK，you win……i’ll buy it right now(走开）
（ABC终于放声大笑，落幕）
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㈡ 有什么英语经典电影片段，适合5到6人表演（配音）

加里森敢死队.没有女人的，5到6人.完全符合

㈢ 求一英语剧本 3～5分钟 5人演 最好是关于面试的

英文短剧《面试》
施：月光电源如模经理
苗：月光电源人事主管
石，王，刘：接受面试空橡败大学生。其中石很优秀，王是富二代斗颤，刘女生
施：HI,ladies and gentlemen.I am the manager of the MOONGROW company.Today I am glad to introce our company to you.
Moongrow Power Supply Co., Ltd. is a National high-tech enterprise specialized in research, development, marketing and sales of renewable energy procts especially for solar and wind power. As a leading specialist in inverters technology and material, MOONGROW is committed to research, development, manufacturing, and marketing of innovative and superb renewable energy procts that meet and surpass international standards and customer demands worldwide.
But There is a question.The procts from some famous companies,such like:sungrow,sunteck and sunup,can only work in a sunny day,at night they are out of work.Our procts not only work at daytime,but also can transform the moonlight into green energy.So you see our company has a great future.
Welcome to join us,thank you.
Let’s welcome the head of HR to tell you the details about the interview.
苗：Good morning,everyone.I’m the HR of the moongrow company. Today,we will have an interview. Our company is seeking for talented person. As the staff of technology or marketing. After several examinations, three outstanding interviewees are here. But only one of them can win the opportunity to enter our company.
Now,please come in.
施：Good morning,first,introce yourselves. Mr. Shi please.
石：Good morning,everyone. I’m very happy to be here.I’d like to introce myself.My name is Shi Rongliang. I’ll graate from XX University in July next year. And,my major is Power Electronics and Powers Drives,which is one of the most famous majors in our university. In my way of thinking,ecation is an important aspect of my life.And I get first class scholarship and national scholarships every year. I appreciate that our professors put great emphasize on the academic teaching of the electric theory foundation ring our four year course.
I have a good command of power conversion technology. Not only do my qualification make me a perfect candidate,my personality,strong will and indomitable spirit. I thingk I have the excellent ability of working independently or with a diverse work force as well. Apart from the above mentioned,my scholastic pursuit make me spare no effort to get down to everything.
With my pious enthusiasm and sincerity,I want to join you to work for your company. I believe that I can because I think I can.
施：And you Mr. Wang.
王：Good morning. It is really my honor to have the opportunity for an interview. I hope I can make a good performance today and I am confident that I can succeed.
My name is Wang Ye. My father is “Li Gang”. And Mr. Shi,we have known each other right? Last night you and I had our dinner together and I wonder if you have lost something. I believe that this book must belong to you.
(王拿出一本书，书中夹着几张100元钱，施接过书，把钱收起来，咳嗽两声，假装正经继续面试。)
施：Ke ke… You know, what you are doing now is very harmful to our company and also to yourself. So I hope this kind of behaviour would not happened again. Ok ,let’s go on.
王：Ok, I have just graated from XX University with good aility. And also, I have a powerful family background. I think it will be helpful to both of us if I can entre this company. That’s all, and I believe it is enough. Thank you.
施：What about you,Miss Liu.
刘：Good morning. It is a pleasur for me to be here in front of you to present myself. My name is Liu Di. I am a candidate for the position of electrical engineer.
My background and work experience are tailor-made for this position. I studied power system in XX University, and then I received my master’s degree from XX univercity.
As is known to us all, moongrow is a forward-looking company, I am award that your company is developping new energy, particularly in the electric energy. Thus you are going to need an aggressive engineer.
A position with your company would be a learning experience and a great opportunity. I look forward to becoming part of your company. Thank you.
苗：Now we will ask you some questions. First,what are your greatest strengths and weakness? Mr. Shi please.
石：With my qualifications and experience, I feel I am hardworking, responsible and diligent in any project I undertook. Your organization could enefit from my analytic and interpersonal skills. However I tend to drive myself too hard and I like to see a job done quickly, and I am critical if it isn’t. But I think I can conquer them in the future.
王：My strength is that I am confident and brave enough to do things that others can’t achieve. Well my weakness is that,you know,I am not tall enough, not handsome enough. Otherwise I would be a perfect rich second generation.(富二代)
刘：I feel that my strongest asset is my ability to stick to things to get them done. And I am afraid that my weakness is I am a poor talker. I am not comfortable talking with people whom I have just met for the first time. That is not very good for business, so I have been studying public speaking.
施：Miss Liu, you know, this year our company does not plan to recruit female students. Why do you come here?
刘：I understand your company’s plan, but sex is not the key to elect personnel, it also based on the indivial level. I have excellent performance in all aspects. Some boys do not better than me.(扭过头看看王，暗示说的就是他…) I can play the advantages of girls.
施：Then, how do you handle your failure?
刘：None of us was born perfect. I am sure I will be given a second chance to correct my mistake.
苗：Mr. Wang, why do you think you are worth to us?
王：As I just said, I have a powerful family background. My entering your company may bring a lot of benefit to both the company and me. This is a Win-Win situation.
苗：What kind of staff would you like to join in?
王：Marketing.
苗：And what makes you think you would be successful in this position?
王：I have a huge drinking capacity. I will not drunk even after a thousand cups of wine. This is a greatest advantage in marketing.
苗：Mr. Shi, How would your friends or coleagues descrie you?
石：They say I am an honest, hardworking and responsible man who deeply cares for my family and friends.
苗：what makes you think you would be a success?
石：My graate school training combined with my experience should qualify me for this particular job. I am sure I will be successful. For example, we all know that solar power technology includes AC-DC and DC-AC conversion technology, especially the three-phase rectifier and inverter technology. This is what I use MATLAB to build dynamic model based on DQ VSR simulation of three-phase circuit model as shown in Appendix B. And VSR detailed three-phase circuit model as sown in Appendix C. Through this complex control structure, we can easily achieve the three-phase AC-DC and DC-AC transform. Therefore you have witnessed my strength, I have no reason to fail.
施：Ok, let us have a short discussion.
(苗和施两个人简短讨论一下，然后公布结果。。。)
施：Congralations, Mr. Shi, you can go now.
石：？？？！！！。。。。。。
(石表示很无语，然后愤然离开。。。)
施：And Miss Liu, one more question for you.If our company need you to go out for dinner with our customers,would you mind?
刘：I would never do those things.
施：Then, you can go too.
刘：What a terrible company!
（刘表示无语，离开。。。）
施：Ok,Mr. Wang. Let’s have a further communication.
王：Ok.
（施和王一起离开。。。）

㈣ 我想找适合五个人表演的八分钟左右的英文短剧 用于课前的口语表演 谁有谢谢了 麻烦把剧本展示出来

英语小品剧本推荐,有5人的,也有7人的,改一下就可以了,希望可以帮到你.
【5人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧
【The Gifts （礼物）】中英文短剧剧本
【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan
【Big words of western tour （大话西游）】小品剧本

㈤ 适合五个人配音的英语电影，最好简单一点的

五个人配音的电影包括：音乐之声。
《音乐之声》（The Sound of Music），由罗伯特·怀斯执导，朱丽·安德鲁斯、克里斯托弗·普卢默、理查德·海顿主演，于1965年上映。改编自玛利亚·冯·崔普（Maria von Trapp）的著作《崔普家庭演唱团》，最初以音乐剧的形式于百老汇上演。电影讲述了1938年，年轻的见习修女玛利亚到退役的海军上校特拉普家中做家庭教师，以童心对童心，让孩子们充分在大自然的美景中陶冶性情，上校也被她所感染。这时，德国纳粹吞并了奥地利，上校拒绝为纳粹服役，并且在一次民歌大赛中带领全家越过阿尔卑斯山，逃脱纳粹的魔掌[1] 。
影片上映后当年票房达到1.59亿美元，一举荣获第38届奥斯卡金像奖十项提名并获得最佳影片、最佳导演等五项大奖，写下了好莱坞影坛历史性的一页
22岁的玛利亚是一个萨尔茨堡修道院里的志愿修女，但是，她活泼
音乐之声电影剧照(20张)
好动和热爱自然的性格却总是让她在修道院里惹麻烦。修女院里的女院长（Mother Abbess）觉得她这样的活泼的性格不适合僧侣生活。于是，当她接到冯·特拉普上校家寻求家庭教师的请求，她决定让玛利亚去，也借此让她探索出真正的生活目的。

玛利亚到达冯·特拉普（Captain Georg Von Trapp）家，发现他是一个有七个孩子的鳏夫（这里指丧偶的男子），长期的海军生活和亡妻的悲伤使他对待孩子像管教士兵一样严格。很快，玛利亚就明白了以前那些家庭教师离开的原因，原来是孩子们得不到父亲的关爱，总是用捉弄教师来吸引父亲的注意。
上校要求玛利亚也像他一样严格，但是玛利亚没有听从，而是用她天生的温柔和善良赢得了孩子们的友好。趁上校不在的时候，她用窗帘给每个孩子缝制了休闲的服装，带领他们到花园水池游玩，在美丽的阿尔卑斯山上野餐，还教会了他们唱歌。孩子们原有的拘谨和忧郁渐渐地被音乐和笑声代替了。
不久上校回家了，还带回了孩子们喜欢的麦克叔叔（Uncle Max）和孩子们不甚喜欢的上校的女朋友埃尔莎·施瑞德男爵夫人（Baroness Elsa Schraeder）。上校对玛利亚的做法十分不满，可是当他听到孩子们为男爵夫人唱歌的时候十分感动，因为玛利亚把从他妻子去世之后家里就不再有的音乐又带了回来。玛利亚还和孩子们一起准备了一场木偶戏即孤独的牧羊人，上校为玛利亚可以感染他人的热情所吸引了。
几天之后，上校和男爵夫人一起举行了一场盛大的舞会，孩子们在舞会中也有歌唱表演。在舞会中，玛利亚给孩子们示范奥地利的民间舞蹈“涟恩德拉（又译：兰德勒）”（Laendler）。出乎意料的是，
音乐之声宣传海报(11张)
上校走过来和玛利亚共舞，舞蹈最后他们互视对方，他们之间的爱意一目了然。这些，都被男爵夫人看在眼内，当晚，她劝玛利亚回修道院。玛利亚恐怕自己对上校的感情会越陷越深，于是，她悄悄地离开了。

玛利亚走了之后，男爵夫人用尽办法讨孩子们的欢心都没有成效。当孩子们得知上校要和男爵夫人结婚的消息后，他们更加难过。他们到修道院找玛利亚却没能见到她。玛利亚向院长坦白了她对上校的爱情和对生活的不知所措，院长告诉她要鼓起勇气，哪怕翻越世界上的每一座山峰也要找到自己的真爱。于是，玛利亚回到冯·特拉普家里。 玛利亚回来之后，男爵夫人发现她已经无法挽回玛利亚和上校之间的感情，便主动退出了婚约，上校和玛利亚互诉衷肠，很快地，他们就结婚了。
可惜，他们的生活并没有从此就永远幸福快乐。当他们还在度蜜月的时候，德国纳粹占领了奥地利。连大女儿丽莎深爱的小伙子罗夫也成了纳粹下的一员。当他们赶回萨尔茨堡，发现到处已经是纳粹旗帜横行了。而上校和玛利亚不同意在自己家挂纳粹国旗，但当他们不在的时候，负责照顾孩子们的麦克叔叔帮他们注册参加了萨尔茨堡音乐节（Salzburg Festival）。上校一回到家里，就接到了纳粹发来的电报，要他立即到纳粹海军报道。一向痛恨纳粹的上校决定带领全家人离开奥地利。当他们晚上离开别墅的时候，被早就躲在门外监视他们的纳粹拦住了，于是上校解释说他们离开是为了参加希尔斯伯格节演出，并拿出节目单作为证据。在纳粹的陪同下，他们来到了会场，演出了孩子们准备好的歌曲。在这时，上校和玛利亚演唱了《雪绒花》，歌曲里对祖国奥地利的热爱之情浓郁深厚，不顾旁边持枪的纳粹守卫，在场的观众也跟着上校一起唱完了《雪绒花》。
演出之后，趁着颁奖的时候上校一家人借着音乐的掩护逃离演出现场，纳粹尾随一路追到修道院里，在修女们的帮助下，上校一家人藏在了墓碑后面，但被罗夫发现，并且漏了行踪，之后开车躲过纳粹的追踪，而纳粹的车却被修女们拔掉了电动机，不能发动追赶，然后他们翻过阿尔卑斯山，离开了奥地利。

㈥ 求一个5人英语小剧本！！

A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生拿慎，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让消闷敬开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这罩判人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……

为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

㈦ 适合5人演出英文片段

适合5人演出英文片段如下：

emale student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui

Boy B,Old woman,

Scene One

(Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)

Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.

(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.

Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.

(The two boys continue to sleep.)

Female student C: We should find a seat for her.

Female students A & B: Yes.

(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)

Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)

Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?

Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep)

Female student C: What should we do?

Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.

Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!

All: (startled)Ah!

Female student B: What happened?

Female student C: Why did you scream?

Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.

Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy B falls asleep.)

Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady?

Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while?

Female student A: Well, we've tried.

Female student B: The young man is really brash.

Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)

㈧ 英语话剧剧本5人

《应聘》
2个考官，3个应聘者
（某公司招聘推销主管）
应聘者：龙民：一个农业养殖户，泰有才：一个没有社会背景的高才生，贞有权：一个官家子弟。
泰有才（背这手，度着步子，抬着头思索状）：岁月不留人，时间飞逝过，如今的市场，我也来竞争
贞有权（西装革履，大步走上）：根据本人的调查，在这个稿带慎竞争日益激烈的市场，要求一份好的工作的确很难，同志们呐，为了生存我也键敬来此应聘了。
第一个考官说：你们都是来应聘的，我们公司要的是推销方面的人才，要么有学历，要么有经验你们都是有学历的人。。
（突然从门外闯近来一个破烂衣服的人，跑得太急差点摔倒）
闯近来的农民边挠头边憨厚的说：大姐，对不起，俺迟到了
（副考官怒火直冒）：谁是你大姐`？本姑娘才一支花的年龄！！诶？怎么会突然冒出这么个人出`！
（龙民惊讶的看着考官说）：大姐？俺村没一支一支的花只有一大把一大把的`！（做夸张的，用抱的姿势来形容花多）
（副考官捏紧拳头强忍怒火的样子说）：好了。现在开始自我介绍，把你们的姓名，住址，年龄，民族，生日，性别，婚姻状况，学历。。。。报上来
（3个应聘者作惊讶状）（主考官笑笑说）：不用这么多，把你们的名字和学历经验报上来就行
贞有权：这才差不多，否则我还以为到派出所了`！
泰有才：我叫泰有才，泰国的泰，本人硕士毕业，经过学校文化的熏陶，经过社会的磨砺，经过人生的考验，我来到了贵公司应聘。我将把我的知识为公司推销，用我的文化来推销，把世界观，价值观，荣辱观带到公司的整体利益中来。。。。
副考官：停停停，罗嗦，下一个！（泰有才扶了扶眼镜，把头一昂退了退）
贞有权：我叫贞有权，贞德的贞。我毕业于那个什么h大，由于社会的竞争，恩，是吧，我来到了这个公司，然后呢，我想竟聘这个职位，我的话说完了，谢谢各位
（中间考官动作自己加）
龙民：俺叫龙民，一条龙的龙（全场暴笑）俺别的没有，就是经验丰富，具体有啥经验请听下回分解。
贞有权：到底是龙民，名字都取得这么农民
主考官:好了好了好了，开始提问
副考官：请问如果有一个漂亮的姑娘出现在你面前你要怎么推销自己让她接受你？
龙民：考官，能不能不要？俺已经有媳妇了，俺怕俺媳妇不让俺睡床。
（愤怒）副考官：假设，假设懂吗`？！！
龙民：假设，哦。
泰有才：哎，真为没知识的人感到悲哀。
泰有才：我会朗诵一首很有情调的词，让她臣服在我的文采之中
贞有权：我回叫所有交警在那位姑娘出现的地方大声喊：美丽的姑娘：贞有权，真爱你
龙民：俺虽然还是怕但是俺也要把握机会，俺会说：大妹子，俺会做饭，俺会洗衣，俺会种地，俺还会带娃，就是生不了娃，你帮俺生个胖娃，成不？
副考官：泰有才，你认为一首诗可以打动那位姑娘`？如果真那样，那每天都会有很多老太太爱上你，因为你每天都说了很多话。你现在就去朗诵一首诗看能不能让对面（卖臭干子）{这一句可以用长沙话}的大妈接受你
副考官：贞有权，你说你可以叫所有的交警帮你，那好，你先一个人去街上找个姑娘大声说你爱她，看她会不会说你神经病！

副考官：龙民，哎，就你那熊样还开口就想别人姑娘给你生个娃啊？你以为别人是你家养的猪啊` 想生就生
副考官：既然是推销自己就应该把对方当做堡垒攻下。
龙民：考官，现在行昌是和平年代，哪来什么堡垒啊，要是说现在要打鬼子的堡垒俺村的壮丁都早就操起锄头上了，还轮得上俺吗？
副考官：哎，你这个人啊，这还是假设，假设！！诶，我就纳闷了，龙民你凭什么进的我们这应聘的？
龙民：俺有经验啊（拍拍胸脯，昂起头，作骄傲状）
副考官：你有经验？那你怎么说得驴头不对马嘴的？
龙民（作委屈状）：哪有，俺真的有经验，你看啊，俺在家里卖过鸡，俺在村里卖过猪，俺在乡里卖过牛，又在城里卖过血，这不都是经验嘛,噢，对了当年我卖牛的时候还有个20出头的小伙子对我说大叔你怎么敢在大马路上卖牛啊，你真是牛a与牛c中间那个，我就纳闷那是什么意思，到后来被城管逮了城管对俺说了句你真牛b。俺到现在还纳闷，怎么俺买个牛咋就成牛abc了？
（副考官低下头沉默了一会）然后抬起头说：俺觉得你可以回家再去卖血得了
龙民：考官，你说的不对，俺是在城里卖的血不是在家，俺家没那设备呢
副考官：哎`！（摇摇头）
主考官：那现在你们认真说说觉得该怎么推销自己才能让那姑娘接受自己呢？
龙民：俺觉得。。。
副考官：停，你不准说话，跟我蹲一边去（龙民可怜巴巴的走到台边）
贞有权：我觉得这问题有问题
副考官：废话，没问题它能叫问题吗？
泰有才：我觉得这个问题有很大的探讨价值，如果允许我给我的导师打个电话问问
考官们：你们。。。。
主考官：为什么你们就觉得这个问题就那么难呢？
龙民，泰有才，贞有权，：这问题不好{龙民从台边站了起来}
副考官恶狠狠的说：龙民谁叫你起来了，继续回去蹲好
龙民灰溜溜的蹲了下去，双手抱头
副考官：这问题怎么就不好了？
（龙民又站了起来并走到台前）龙民说：那考官你愿意把自己卖了吗？
副考官：谁叫你把自己卖了啊？
龙民说：推销自己不就等于卖了自己吗？考官你愿意把自己卖了吗？
（考官怒，另外2位应聘者大笑）
主考官:你觉得你现在不像是商品吗？生活在这个竞争激烈的环境中，有学历的太多，有背景的也多。有经验的更多，如果你不能把自己很好的推销出去你觉得会有公司接受你吗？刚考官只是打个比方，其实那女孩就是你正在寻找的工作，你不能让那姑娘接受你就等于没办法让你们寻找中的公司接受你，最终你们还是一无所有。希望你能够明白。其实你们进来我们公司应聘之前我们就对你们做过详细的调查。我们对你们已经有所了解，我们公司也正需要像你们这样的人才，泰有才：学历深厚，能为公司在说服顾客方面做很大贡献。贞有权，遇事冷静，很会使用个人人际关系来达到推销目的。龙民，虽然你土了点知识少了点，我相信大部分老板还是喜欢和老实人做生意的，起码会很诚实。所以你们3个我们暂时录用，试用期2个月。
（龙民，泰有才，贞有权惊讶）
泰有才：对不起，考官，我觉得这样太不公平而且我相信我的学识，所以我希望4位考官能够再给我们一个机会，我们要让4位心服口服的录用我们 主考官：很好，贞有权呢？
贞有权：我从来不知道服输是怎么写的，我同意泰有才说的
（主考官笑笑）：恩（4位考官和前2位应聘这用怀疑的眼神看着龙民）
（龙民害怕的拱了拱手）：俺媳妇在俺出门时告诉俺，出来后要多和城里人学，俺告诉你们俺很听俺媳妇的话的，所以俺跟随前面2位城里大学生脚步走。
（所有人都笑了）
主考官：那么明天同一时刻我们再次考察3位。（掌声）

㈨ 急急急急急······求一个英文剧本。5个人可以演20分钟的。

守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本
你可以自己调节角色~

[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前]

导演：Action！[跑下台]

[农夫冷酷地上。]

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]

树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观袜春棚众看兔子A)。树站回后台]

[兔子A上]

兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上]

导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场）

兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步]

[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]

农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸告则摸地跟到兔子后面走]

[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表森者。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]

兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！

农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!

兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]

农夫：Thank you!

兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]

农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!

[农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]

兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！

树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]

[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]

农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]

兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]

农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]

……

兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?

树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.

兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]

[兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？

树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]

兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？

李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!

兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]

李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]

兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂？

兔子B：喂？

兔子A：Hey Jackey！

兔子B：Hey tommy!

兔子A：How are you doing?

兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?

兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?

兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?

兔子A：He’s fine , too!

兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!

兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!

兔子B：But where are you?

兔子A：I’m under a tree!

兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?

兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!

兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]

[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]

兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了]

[兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]

树：Stop！！！What will you do?

兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.

树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!

兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]

兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”

兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。]

兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]

树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]

兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A]

[这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]

兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]

农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.

[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]

树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]

㈩ 适合五至六个人配音的英文电影。

1、《小飞象》

《小飞象》由威尔弗雷德·杰克逊、Ben Sharpsteen、Samuel Armstrong、Norman Ferguson、Bill Roberts、Jack Kinney、John Elliotte执导，爱德华·布罗菲、维娜·费尔顿等参与配音的动画片，于1941年10月23日在美国首映 。

该片讲述了马戏团里的小象丹波因为长着一对超大号的耳朵而成为大家嘲笑的对象，在一群乌鸦的帮助下，丹波终于克服心理障碍用耳朵去飞行，成为人们心目中真正的明星的故事。

2、《冰雪奇缘》

《冰雪奇缘》由克里斯·巴克、珍妮弗·李执导，克里斯汀·贝尔、伊迪娜·门泽尔等参与主要配音。该片于2013年11月27日在美国上映。

该片改编自安徒生童话《白雪皇后》，讲述小国阿伦黛尔因一个魔咒永远地被冰天雪地覆盖，为了寻回夏天，安娜公主和山民克里斯托夫以及他的驯鹿搭档组队出发，展开一段拯救王国的历险。

3、《马达加斯加的企鹅》

《马达加斯加的企鹅》是Gary Trousdale、西蒙·J·史密斯执导的美国动画剧集，由汤姆·麦克格雷斯等配音。

讲述了当Alex、Marty、Gloria和Melman几个主角还在非洲悠闲度日，四只企鹅已经回到了纽约中央动物园，并在此地执掌管理大权。与此同时他们还要执行各种秘密任务，时不时地他们就要从动物园逃出来。

4、《神偷奶爸》

《神偷奶爸》由环球影业及Illumination娱乐公司制作，克里斯·雷诺德和皮埃尔·科芬执导，史蒂夫·卡瑞尔、杰森·赛格尔、拉塞尔·布兰德、朱莉·安德鲁斯等人配音的喜剧3D动画片，于2010年6月27日在美国上映。

该片讲述了主人公格鲁策划了一出完美的计划，图谋把月亮偷到手，却不料盗取月亮的收缩射线枪被新贼维克托抢走。为了夺回收缩射线枪，格鲁决定领养三位孤儿，利用她们进入维克托戒备森严的城堡兜售饼干的机会实施偷盗的故事。

5、《功夫熊猫》

《功夫熊猫》以中国古代为背景，其景观、布景、服装以至食物均充满中国元素。故事讲述了一只笨拙的熊猫立志成为武林高手的故事。

该片由约翰·斯蒂芬森和马克·奥斯本执导，梅丽·莎科布制片。杰克·布莱克、成龙、达斯汀·霍夫曼、安吉丽娜·朱莉、刘玉玲、塞斯·罗根、大卫·克罗素和伊恩·麦西恩等配音。