A. 求美剧英文剧本
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B. 求美剧《辛普森一家》的英文剧本
剧本我是没有，我有些经典对白可以发给你
1. Homer: D’oh.
2. Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
3. Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
4. Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
5. Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
6. Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
7. Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
8. Ned Flanders: I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
9. Comic Book Guy: Your questions have become more rendant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies.
10. Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.
11. Sideshow Bob: I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
12. Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
13. Nelson: Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!
14. Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
15. Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”
16. Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
17. Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
18. Homer: Save me, Jeebus.
19. Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.
20. Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
21. Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
22. Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?
23. Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
24. Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
25. Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
26. Chief Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!
27. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
28. Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.
29. Homer: You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
30. Smithers: Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”
31. Hans Moleman: I was saying “Boo-urns.”
32. Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
33. Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.
34. Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
35. Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
36. Homer: How is ecation supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
37. Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
38. Duffman: Duffman can’t breathe! OH NO!
39. Grandpa Simpson: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
40. Homer: Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
41. Troy McClure: Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
42. Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.
43. Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
44. Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
45. Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
46. Kent Brockman: …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
47. Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
48. Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.
49. Homer: You don’t win friends with salad.
50. Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.51. Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
52. Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.
53. Mr. Burns: Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
54. Homer: He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?!
55. Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’ve wasted my life.
56. Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
57. Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…
58. Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
59. Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
60. Ralph: Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.
61. Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
62. Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing?
63. Apu: Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.
64. Milhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
65. Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
66. Homer: Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
67. Milhouse: Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!
68. Homer: I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!
69. Smithers: I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
70. Barney: Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
71. Principal Skinner: That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
72. Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
73. Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
74. Superintendent Chalmers: “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.
75. Mr. Burns: [answering the phone] Ahoy hoy?
76. Comic Book Guy: Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention!
77. Marge: Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.
78. Homer: What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.
79. Marge: Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train!
80. Bill Gates: I didn’t get rich by signing checks.
81. Principal Skinner: Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.
82. Homer: Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.
83. Homer: And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
84. Comic Book Guy: Human contact: the final frontier.
85. Homer: I hope I didn’t brain my damage.
86. Krusty the Clown: And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
87. Homer: I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
88. Dr. Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
89. Homer: Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.
90. Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee never left. I’m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.
91. Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
92. Krusty the Clown: Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…
93. Milhouse: I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.
94. Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
95. Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
96. Apu: Thank you, steal again.
97. Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
98. Ed Begley Jr.: I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.
99. Bart: I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
100. Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
101. Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
C. 求大学四人美剧英语表演剧本！跪求！！！
傲慢与偏见
Elizabeth Bennet: I thought you were in London.
伊丽莎白：我原以为你在伦敦。
Mr. Darcy: No... No. I''m not.
达西：不...不，我不在那。
Jane Bennet: Yes. A thousand times yes.
简：是的，一千次说是的。
Caroline Bingley: I can''t help thinking that at some point someone is going to proce a piglet and we''ll all have to chase it.
卡罗琳：我忍不住不去想在某个地方某人也许会弄出一直小猪来，我们都必须去追逐它。
Caroline Bingley: Goodness, did you walk here Miss Bennet?
卡罗琳：谢天谢地，你是在这儿散步吗本尼特小姐？
Elizabeth Bennet: I did.
伊丽莎白：是的。
Caroline Bingley: Charles. You cannot be serious.
卡罗琳：查尔斯。你不能这么严肃。
Jane Bennet: He is just what a young man ought to be.
简：他只是一个年轻人通常会这么做的。
Charlotte Lucas: Mr. Collins and I are engaged.
夏洛特：科林斯先生和我订婚了。
Elizabeth Bennet: Engaged?
伊丽莎白：订婚？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes.
夏洛特：是的。
Elizabeth Bennet: To be married?
伊丽莎白：就要结婚了？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes, Lizzie, what other kind of engaged is there? Oh, for heaven''s sake, Lizzie, don''t look at me like that. There is no earthly reason why I shouldn''t be as happy with him as any other.
夏洛特：是的，丽滋，难道还有别的订婚吗？哦，老天保佑，丽滋，不要那样看着我。并没有任何世俗的理由，为什么我不能和别人一样和他在一起幸福。
Elizabeth Bennet: But he''s ridiculous.
伊丽莎白：但是他很可笑。
Charlotte Lucas: Oh hush.
夏洛特：哦闭嘴。
Mr. Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand.
达西先生：我爱你。最热烈地。请接受我的手。
Elizabeth Bennet: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done.
伊丽莎白：先生，我很欣赏你经历过的挣扎，并且我很抱歉引起你的伤痛。相信我，这些都是无意而为的。
Mr. Darcy: Is this your reply?
达西先生：这就是你的回答？
Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, sir.
伊丽莎白：是的，先生。
Mr. Darcy: Are you... are you laughing at me?
达西先生：你是...你是在嘲笑我吗？
Elizabeth Bennet: No.
伊丽莎白：不。
Mr. Darcy: Are you *rejecting* me?
达西先生：你是在拒绝我吗？
Elizabeth Bennet: I''m sure that the feelings which, as you''ve told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it.
伊丽莎白：我很相信这种感觉，当你告诉我有碍于你的尊重，这会帮助你克服过去的。
Mr. Darcy: Might I ask why, with so little endeavor at civility, I am thus repulsed?
达西先生：我可以问为什么吗，礼貌性地戴着一点点努力，我因而就被拒绝了？
Elizabeth Bennet: And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment.
伊丽莎白：并且我可能也想知道为什么，这对我是如此明显的一个侮辱，你选择是告诉我你喜欢我还是反对你自己更好的决定吧。
D. 求美剧老友记绝望主妇等英语剧本，冰河世纪等英文电影也可以，用来打印练习阅读，不涉及商业~
你直接网络文库搜索免费的，很多。而且学习一季剧本需要的时间并不短。没有必要一次性收集那么多
E. 求一个四人表演的英语剧本，最好是现在热门的美剧上的片段
演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正剧：(P,K出场)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)
P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)
Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)
P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young alt man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)
K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)
P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)
（M,F携手进场）:
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)
P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)
K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?
F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
（P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰）
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)
M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)
M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)
K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状，因为理由不充分)
M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状)
P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)
M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状)
P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情)
(M不理P)
M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状)
F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰状)
M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 )
F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状)
P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹，作难受状)
K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状，因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)
M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K)
K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状)
P: Xi, I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗)
M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状，含有夸奖意)
P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所)
M、F、K: (All 晕倒)
—— The End
蛮搞笑的，不过有个妈妈
不是热门的美剧上的片段
F. 寻一适合全男生表演的英语话剧剧本，最好是美剧或电影里的桥段！
哈利波特里找一段吧，也可以是《变形金刚》、《终结者》什么的找啊
G. 求美剧lie to me 第一季全英文剧本---文字版。最好是WORD
人人字幕，在网络里搜人人字幕，然后第一个网址，里面的电影全是人人翻译的 全有英文。你也可以专门下字幕，然后放入播放器，人人字幕会教你的，你喜欢英文，肯定知道人人字幕组的
H. 急求美剧《friends》1到10季全集中英文剧本
我手上现在有一个不错的电子书，内有Friends全10季的英文剧本，还有网友总结的比较齐全的friends学习笔记（10季全）。因为内容多，篇幅很长，所以做成了exe电子书格式，这样看起来比较方便。（电子书里的文字可以复制到word文档里，不过个人以为如果不打印的话，还是电子书看起来方便些）
电子书里面的内容有：
1.friends10季的学习笔记（重点词句、谚语、专有词汇的讲解）
2.《老友记》典故集解
3.《老友记》里难懂的笑话分集详解
4. 全10季全部英文剧本
5.《老友记》的其他花絮总结：全部职业、运动、出现的疾病、吃喝等等。
（请让我们一起感谢这些伟大的前人们吧！谢谢分享！）
另外补充发送Friends中英文对照剧本（分集，10集全）。
电子书和剧本已经发到你的邮箱。你看看合不合用吧。
I. 美剧复仇的中英文剧本
1-3季所有剧本（第一集找到了pdf也传上来了）
Revenge Episode Scripts
http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/episode_scripts.php?tv-show=revenge&season=1