英語電影手抄報海綿寶寶

1. 英語手抄報描寫人物

可以從多方面入手，要有趣味性。 提供以下資料
1英語笑話
一、我是單身漢
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

傑克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填。仞傑克填好遞上表格"還有什麼漏填的？"護士問. "有！"傑克想了想說，"我是個單身漢."
二、死予肝癌的人100%都吃飯
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

妻子：你看這張報紙，據統計，死於肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

丈夫：那有什麼？據我調查，死予肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。

三、位置上的冰激凌
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours?Can you prove it?"

"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

"請原諒，你佔了我的位置."

"你的位置？你能征明這點嗎？"

"能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."

四、別無選擇
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

一天，夏娃問亞當："你當真愛我嗎？"

亞當無可奈何地回答："我還有的選擇嗎？"

五、總是口渴
Always Thirsty

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

總感到口渴

一個男人對他的朋友說：「我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。」

「真是太糟糕了！」朋友說道：「你覺得疼嗎？」

「不疼，可是我總感到口渴。」
2英語諺語
1. Pain past is pleasure.
無論多麼艱難一定要咬牙沖過去，將來回憶起來一定甜蜜無比。

2. While there is life, there is hope.
有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕沒柴燒。

3. Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.
腦中有知識，勝過手中有金錢。

4. Storms make trees take deeper roots.
風暴使樹木深深紮根。/感激敵人，感激挫折！

5. Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.
心之所願，無所不成。/堅持一個信念就一定會成功。

6. The shortest answer is doing.
最簡單的回答就是干。

7. All things are difficult before they are easy.
凡事必先難後易。/放棄投機取巧的幻想。

8. Great hopes make great man.
偉大的理想造就偉大的人。

9. God helps those who help themselves.
天助自助者。

12. East or west, home is best.
東好西好，還是家裡最好。

13. Two heads are better than one.
三個臭皮匠，頂個諸

2. 大腸包小腸是什麼梗

短視頻現在已經是人們必備的消遣元素，各種網路熱詞層出不窮，這不，最近一個BGM已經把耳朵整出老繭了：「哎 真是人生無常，大腸包小腸」，是不是聽過的？一股台灣腔朗朗上口，瞬間就被洗腦了。

這句話的意思就是說：人生如戲，今天相見，明天掛牆。誰都不知道自己什麼時候死，生活中就要保持一顆樂觀、寬容的心態。

希望每個人都能保持「人生無常，大腸包小腸」的心態。