Ⅰ 6人英語短劇本 帶翻譯
*小獅子找食物
（I Am Hungry）
角色：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、三隻小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、三隻小熊和小松鼠頭套、紅蘿卜、三碗粥、花生一把、蘋果一個。
Act 1
雄獅：（怒吼）Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest.
No one is stronger than me.
Roar, roar!
小獅：Daddy! I』m hungry.
雄獅：You are big now.
Be brave!
Go and find your own food.
小獅：But, I don』t know how.
雄獅：Do it like me.
Roar, roar! （怒吼）
小獅：（小聲地）Roar, roar!
雄獅：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齒）
Go and do it now.
小獅：Yes, daddy.
Act 2
小白兔：（唱」Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater」）
Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away.
小獅：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!（小聲地）
小白兔：Do you want some carrots?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小白兔遞給小獅一根紅蘿卜）
小獅：Thank you.
小白兔：Carrots are the best food.
小獅：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, rabbit.
（還紅蘿卜給小白兔）
小白兔：You are welcome.
（邊跳邊唱」Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater」
離開）
Act 3
三隻小熊：（各拿著一碗粥，並唱著」Pease Porridge Hot」）
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old.
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old.
小獅：Hi, bears! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小聲地）
小熊們：Do you want some porridge?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小熊遞給小獅一碗粥）
小獅：Thank you.
小熊們：Porridge is the best food.
小獅：（吃了一口）Yuck! It』s too hot.
I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, bears.
（將粥還給小熊）
小熊：You are welcome.
（小熊們邊走邊唱」Pease Porridge Hot」離開）
Act 4
小松鼠：（唱著」Found a Peanut」）
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
Just now I found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
小獅：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小聲地）
小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小松鼠遞給小獅一些花生）
小獅：Thank you.
小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.
小獅：（吃了一顆）Yuck! It』s too hard.
I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, squirrel.
（將花生還給小松鼠）
小松鼠：You are welcome.
（邊走邊唱」Found a Peanut」離開）
Act 5
（小女孩邊走邊唱」Apple Round」）
小女孩：Apple round.
Apple red.
Apple juicy.
Apple sweet.
Apple apple I love you.
Apple sweet I love to eat.
小獅：Hi, little girl! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!
小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
（蘋果掉地上）
小獅：What is it?
Mmm…, delicious!
I like it.
（小獅很高興地邊走邊唱」Apple Round」回家）
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Ⅱ 求英語微電影劇本（5-10分鍾），在線等，不管是否採納，必給好評，求英語大神幫助小弟，感激不盡！
《情感銀行》應該可以。可以依次為原版，修改一下，修改成 學生在學校玩的不亦樂乎，不關心父母，不回家看看之類的適合校園的題材。
媳婦：那你馬上回來Come backright now.
小唐：媳婦，等我結了手裡的這個案子，我就休年假了，你先讓我媽照顧你好不好
Dear,..LetMomlookafteryou.you.all
allright.媳婦：你說的是人話嗎，媽現在心臟病有多嚴重你知道嗎，如果我現在就要生了，是媽能照
顧我還是我能照顧媽，你知道這么多月，我想吃什麼，我從來沒跟媽說過，我就怕她提重東西累著怎麼辦啊
Jerkerk!!YouknowhowseriousMomMom』』sheartdisease.Ifthebabyisbornnow,Momdondon』
』tlookaftermeandthesametome.Duringthesemonths,IneveraskedMomfornothing..小唐：那你給小鳳媳婦打電話
Youcancallxiaofengxiaofeng』
』swife媳婦：人家是你家保姆啊，你什麼事都找人家，你好意思嗎，人家今年結婚你都沒去，你知
道不知道
Yeah!SheisnotyourNanny.AlwaystroubleherIdofeelshame.Andyouareabsenceofherwedding,knowornot.
小唐：你怎麼那麼多事啊，左右都不行Youaresoannoying，satifynothing.媳婦：是我多事還是你忙呀
AmIannoyingoryourbusyness?小唐：我是在忙呀Definitelybusyingnow.
媳婦：我給你說，現在我在給你懷孩子，這不是我一個人的事好嗎
Iamnowpregnantwithyourbaby,whichisnotabusinessofmyown.Allright?
小唐：你別拿懷孩子說事啊，我現在那麼忙，那麼多事，你就干懷孩子這么一件事你都干不好嗎
Don'ttakethebabyforexecuse,.Onlythe
babybirthyouaredoingisnotgood,itgood,it』
』spity!媳婦：你要這么說，這孩子我不生了我不生了
Ifyousayso,thebabyIdondon』』twant,donwant,don』』tgivebirthto.小唐：愛生不生
Uptoyou.
（要錢還是要孩子，我這是在干什麼，瘋了嗎我）(Moneyorbaby,whatIhavadone,amIcrazy)
媳婦：媽，媽
Oh!Mom,Mom,Mom…
…媽：孩子，別難過，他的心裡是有咱們的，他也是身不由己呀Goodkid,notupset.Withusheartinside,Heisalsoinvoluntarily媽：兒子，我是媽媽Son,thisisMom.
小唐：媽，你看看她，我辛辛苦苦在外打拚，還不是為了你們，為了孩子，可他還這么不理解
Mom,,buthealsoisnisn』』twillingtounderstandme.
媽：孩子，媽媽知道你在外很辛苦，工作壓力很大，媽媽和你媳婦都很心疼你，可是，現在我們需要的不是金錢，是真真切切的關心體貼呀。孩子，給自己放個假，回來看看這個始終有親情友情愛情所牽掛的地方吧。
Goodkid,Momknowyouyou』
』reveryhardoutside.Withthegreatpressure,webothloveyou..Kid,takeabreaktocomeback,thereisalwaysthekinship,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.小唐：媽，我知道了Mom,Igetit.
媽：孩子，別忘了在你生命中最重要的是什麼，不要忘了除了工作，還有父母，妻子，和你未出生的孩子。
Kid,.,inadditiontothework,aswellasparents,wives,andyourunbornbaby.
小唐：嗯，媽，我這就回去
Hmmm,Mom,IHmmm,Mom,I』
』llbeback.（我們每個人都有兩個賬戶，在銀行的儲存金錢，在心裡的儲存情感，這兩個賬戶就像沙漏
的兩端，是一種對抗的狀態，。當我們只顧積累金錢的時候，情感就在透支）
(Weallhavetwoaccountsinthebank,onestoresmoney,.,astateofconfrontation.,emotionisoverdraftted...)
（十年前，我來到一個陌生的城市，這個陌生的城市讓我熟悉；十年後，我回到了一個熟悉的城市，這個熟悉的城市讓我陌生。當我們在陌生的城市打拚的時候
，不要忘記，你在熟悉的城市裡，有你白發蒼蒼的父母，等你回家的妻子，還有同你一起長大的摯友）
(Tenyearsago,Icametoastrangecity,.Tenyearslater,Icomebacktoafamiliarcity,.Whenwestruggle
toworkinastrangecity,doncity,don』
』tforget,inafamiliarcity,thereisyourparentswithgrey-haried,.)
（根據職場研究報告，98.3%的職場人因為公工作忙，而不得不減少陪伴家人的時間，我們是否應該仔細思考：工作，到底是為了什麼？不要讓工作阻擋我們回家的腳步，停下來，留住愛）
(,98.3,98.ebusywork..Work,whatismeanfor?Donfor?Don』』tletworkpreventusthehomesteps,pleasestayhere,keepthepreciouslove.)
工作和生活壓力非常大。適當的時候，合理的節制物慾，給自己的心情放個假，回到那個始終有親情友情愛情所牽掛的地方看看，或許你就會有更多的快樂、幸福和動力。這會形成一種激發年輕人更好前行的良性循環。畢竟只有平衡好事業和家庭，這樣才能更好的工作和生活。.Appropriately,reasonable
temperancedesires,abreakforyourmood,,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.Maybeyouwillhavemoreenjoyness,happinessandpower..,.
因為工作犧牲了太多太多本應該有的情感，大學同窗結婚，也許因為工作，我們想，哎，算了吧，有那麼多工作呢，請假又不知道要耽誤多少事兒扣多少錢了。家裡老人過壽，我們想，算了吧，年年都過，今年工作剛開始，今年就不回去了，明年再說吧。。。可是就在這一次次的算了吧中我們與這些人越走越遠，因為我們不知道我們是否錯過了大學同窗最美好也是最需要你祝福的時刻，我們更不知道明年是否還有機會給老人過壽。
.,maybebecauseofthejob,wethink,oh,passedit,there'ssomuchworktodo,.Theolderhavethebirthday,passedit,,Iwillnotgoback,tillnextyear...,becausewedon',,wedon'.
時下，諸多年輕人為了家庭、事業、理想……而紛紛出外打拚，在辛苦忙碌的同時，卻不得不面對工作與家庭的各種現實問題糾葛，上有老、下有小、中間還有老婆的家庭格局，正在受到殘酷的工作壓力和社會現實所逼迫，何去何從，如何家庭工作兼顧都是擺在現在人面前的無法迴避的問題。
Nowadays,,career,
dream...,andinhardbusyatthesametime,,thesandwich,middleandable,wifeoffamilypattern,,wheretogo,.
《情感銀行》中男主人公小唐就是這樣一個代表。他從一個熟悉的城市來到一個陌生的城市，為了能給自己的家庭帶來更富足的生活而不斷努力和拼搏。小唐在繁忙的工作之餘，卻疏忽了對家人的關愛，甚至是在妻子懷孕、母親病重、好友結婚的時候也未能守候在旁。矛盾像一座火山在小唐和他的妻子之間無預兆的爆發，同時引起母親心臟病突發住院……在面對著生活與工作壓力和各種困惑與糾葛，小唐在對家庭的內疚與自責的感情漩渦中激烈的掙扎、彷徨……最終，他選擇了為情感銀行付出努力――回家，同時拋出的情感銀行、情感帳戶也被強烈關注和熱議。
Ⅲ 求六人英語搞笑短劇,3-5分鍾,感激不盡!
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一個
白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
F: Ok, here.
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great! （上前抓木棒,卻被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃驚地）
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
D1: What a pity!
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?
F: April 1.轉自：
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
《臭腳的故事》英語話劇劇本
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
by Dr. Sofia Chen陳南妤
超級搞笑,哈哈哈
從前,一個巫婆有一雙臭腳,人們都很討厭.所以,她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳.
有一天她來到"香國" .她發現,人人都有雙香腳.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳.
有一位公主,她總是失眠.雖然國王和王後在嘗試了很多方法,她還不能睡覺.國王和王後陛下非常擔心自己的女兒.
最後,他們就發現了一個方法：每當公主無法入睡,她只需要嗅覺王子的臭腳,然後她將睡得很好.
最後王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起.
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
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Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to 「Fragrance Country」. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince』s fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn』t sleep in 「Beauty Country」. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn』t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn』t sleep, she only had to smell the prince』s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to 「Fragrance country」. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.
Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I』m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I』m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don』t want to live. I want to fly away!
（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what』s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It』s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he』s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I』m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what』s wrong? What a bad smell! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It』s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can』t believe it!
SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It』s full of bad smell here.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!
(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can』t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.
(Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don』t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It』s him.
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Prince: I can』t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!
Queen: Oh! Don』t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn』t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince』s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
Ⅳ 求簡單英語五人小品劇本，請看清下面的補充要求。在線等，挺急的。
搞笑英語微電影劇本《Whose treat》（英語5人搞笑微電影劇本）
演員：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白——
編劇： 攝影：
後期製作：
插曲：場景一《鈴兒響叮當》場景二《雪絨花》場景三《泰坦尼克號主題曲》場景四《flash》場景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》
道具：一份報紙（最好是英文的），三份試卷（白紙即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃
（場景一：未定空地____5個人都到， 拍攝）
旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner
一天，幾個年輕人想叫外賣吃（直接錄旁白，念完時候鏡頭落在四個人身上）
A: let』s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接開始）
B:why not? I like it .（開心，滿足）
C:It's up to you .(看著A）
D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，賣關子）
A：go on ，please（請求語氣）
D：we always 」going Dutch 「,.it『s time to enjoy someone』s treat……我們總是AA制，這次找個人請客吧（掃一眼大家，繼續賣關子）
C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(請求）
D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！
我們每人講一個笑話，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就買單哦。（得意）
A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，異口同聲）
A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is」 I'm Glad 「.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先講吧，題目是「我很高興」。一個老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，她說
（切到場景二，到一個教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑話表演出來，， 拍）
旁白：Now, she said現在，她說
趙雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？
王鵬：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使別人高興過。
趙雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是誰呢？
王鵬：My granny.我奶奶。
趙雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
王鵬：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 『Granny, I'm going home,』 and she said, 『Well, I'm glad』！是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：『奶奶，我要回家了。』她說：『啊，我很高興！』
（切回場景一，BCD哈哈大笑A見狀很開心，）
A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很開心）
B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指著A說完捂嘴笑）
A: I……（要解釋，被B攔下）
B：OK，now ,It's my turn .」a gentle reminder」is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚後已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。
(切換場景三，移至餐廳或有椅子的地方， 拍攝，）
B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我們結婚35周年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（錄旁白形式）
雙："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"「親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？」
B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：
田："So, you want to switch seats?"「因此，你想交換座位嗎？」
（切回場景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）
B：so, i got it,(對C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it『s your turn
C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is 「girl,oh little girl」題目是「讓人無奈的孩子」When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['meɪhem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五歲的女兒和她的表妹在一起的時候，總要招來大亂。一個星期六，我開始抗議了。
（切至場景四，某空地， 拍攝）
： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."「好啦，你們兩個，」我嚴厲地說，「不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。」 （轉身要走），
雙：「come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "「來， ，我們來把自己弄臟吧。」
（切回場景一，ABD哈哈笑）
B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(對D）only you left
D:i』m very afraid now,maybe I』ll fail it . Let me try .it』s 「A dollar per point」一分一塊錢A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。
（切場景五，至 教室， 拍攝）
D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他發下試卷，然後回到講台前等待。（ 軒演教授， 坐中間， 演學生，考試時， 左顧右盼很著急，交卷子時， 左看看右看看掏出100元夾在卷子里並且寫了一句話A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：「一分一塊錢。」The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。走到那個 旁，
田：」here are your test and $64 change「這是你的試卷還有64塊錢的找零。（邱大囧）
（切回場景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各種憋）
D:well,my treat(很無奈）OK，you win……i』ll buy it right now(走開）
（ABC終於放聲大笑，落幕）
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