A. 求一英語劇本 3～5分鍾 5人演 最好是關於面試的
英文短劇《面試》
施：月光電源如模經理
苗：月光電源人事主管
石，王，劉：接受面試空橡敗大學生。其中石很優秀，王是富二代斗顫，劉女生
施：HI,ladies and gentlemen.I am the manager of the MOONGROW company.Today I am glad to introce our company to you.
Moongrow Power Supply Co., Ltd. is a National high-tech enterprise specialized in research, development, marketing and sales of renewable energy procts especially for solar and wind power. As a leading specialist in inverters technology and material, MOONGROW is committed to research, development, manufacturing, and marketing of innovative and superb renewable energy procts that meet and surpass international standards and customer demands worldwide.
But There is a question.The procts from some famous companies,such like:sungrow,sunteck and sunup,can only work in a sunny day,at night they are out of work.Our procts not only work at daytime,but also can transform the moonlight into green energy.So you see our company has a great future.
Welcome to join us,thank you.
Let』s welcome the head of HR to tell you the details about the interview.
苗：Good morning,everyone.I』m the HR of the moongrow company. Today,we will have an interview. Our company is seeking for talented person. As the staff of technology or marketing. After several examinations, three outstanding interviewees are here. But only one of them can win the opportunity to enter our company.
Now,please come in.
施：Good morning,first,introce yourselves. Mr. Shi please.
石：Good morning,everyone. I』m very happy to be here.I』d like to introce myself.My name is Shi Rongliang. I』ll graate from XX University in July next year. And,my major is Power Electronics and Powers Drives,which is one of the most famous majors in our university. In my way of thinking,ecation is an important aspect of my life.And I get first class scholarship and national scholarships every year. I appreciate that our professors put great emphasize on the academic teaching of the electric theory foundation ring our four year course.
I have a good command of power conversion technology. Not only do my qualification make me a perfect candidate,my personality,strong will and indomitable spirit. I thingk I have the excellent ability of working independently or with a diverse work force as well. Apart from the above mentioned,my scholastic pursuit make me spare no effort to get down to everything.
With my pious enthusiasm and sincerity,I want to join you to work for your company. I believe that I can because I think I can.
施：And you Mr. Wang.
王：Good morning. It is really my honor to have the opportunity for an interview. I hope I can make a good performance today and I am confident that I can succeed.
My name is Wang Ye. My father is 「Li Gang」. And Mr. Shi,we have known each other right? Last night you and I had our dinner together and I wonder if you have lost something. I believe that this book must belong to you.
(王拿出一本書，書中夾著幾張100元錢，施接過書，把錢收起來，咳嗽兩聲，假裝正經繼續面試。)
施：Ke ke… You know, what you are doing now is very harmful to our company and also to yourself. So I hope this kind of behaviour would not happened again. Ok ,let』s go on.
王：Ok, I have just graated from XX University with good aility. And also, I have a powerful family background. I think it will be helpful to both of us if I can entre this company. That』s all, and I believe it is enough. Thank you.
施：What about you,Miss Liu.
劉：Good morning. It is a pleasur for me to be here in front of you to present myself. My name is Liu Di. I am a candidate for the position of electrical engineer.
My background and work experience are tailor-made for this position. I studied power system in XX University, and then I received my master』s degree from XX univercity.
As is known to us all, moongrow is a forward-looking company, I am award that your company is developping new energy, particularly in the electric energy. Thus you are going to need an aggressive engineer.
A position with your company would be a learning experience and a great opportunity. I look forward to becoming part of your company. Thank you.
苗：Now we will ask you some questions. First,what are your greatest strengths and weakness? Mr. Shi please.
石：With my qualifications and experience, I feel I am hardworking, responsible and diligent in any project I undertook. Your organization could enefit from my analytic and interpersonal skills. However I tend to drive myself too hard and I like to see a job done quickly, and I am critical if it isn』t. But I think I can conquer them in the future.
王：My strength is that I am confident and brave enough to do things that others can』t achieve. Well my weakness is that,you know,I am not tall enough, not handsome enough. Otherwise I would be a perfect rich second generation.(富二代)
劉：I feel that my strongest asset is my ability to stick to things to get them done. And I am afraid that my weakness is I am a poor talker. I am not comfortable talking with people whom I have just met for the first time. That is not very good for business, so I have been studying public speaking.
施：Miss Liu, you know, this year our company does not plan to recruit female students. Why do you come here?
劉：I understand your company』s plan, but sex is not the key to elect personnel, it also based on the indivial level. I have excellent performance in all aspects. Some boys do not better than me.(扭過頭看看王，暗示說的就是他…) I can play the advantages of girls.
施：Then, how do you handle your failure?
劉：None of us was born perfect. I am sure I will be given a second chance to correct my mistake.
苗：Mr. Wang, why do you think you are worth to us?
王：As I just said, I have a powerful family background. My entering your company may bring a lot of benefit to both the company and me. This is a Win-Win situation.
苗：What kind of staff would you like to join in?
王：Marketing.
苗：And what makes you think you would be successful in this position?
王：I have a huge drinking capacity. I will not drunk even after a thousand cups of wine. This is a greatest advantage in marketing.
苗：Mr. Shi, How would your friends or coleagues descrie you?
石：They say I am an honest, hardworking and responsible man who deeply cares for my family and friends.
苗：what makes you think you would be a success?
石：My graate school training combined with my experience should qualify me for this particular job. I am sure I will be successful. For example, we all know that solar power technology includes AC-DC and DC-AC conversion technology, especially the three-phase rectifier and inverter technology. This is what I use MATLAB to build dynamic model based on DQ VSR simulation of three-phase circuit model as shown in Appendix B. And VSR detailed three-phase circuit model as sown in Appendix C. Through this complex control structure, we can easily achieve the three-phase AC-DC and DC-AC transform. Therefore you have witnessed my strength, I have no reason to fail.
施：Ok, let us have a short discussion.
(苗和施兩個人簡短討論一下，然後公布結果。。。)
施：Congralations, Mr. Shi, you can go now.
石：？？？！！！。。。。。。
(石表示很無語，然後憤然離開。。。)
施：And Miss Liu, one more question for you.If our company need you to go out for dinner with our customers,would you mind?
劉：I would never do those things.
施：Then, you can go too.
劉：What a terrible company!
（劉表示無語，離開。。。）
施：Ok,Mr. Wang. Let』s have a further communication.
王：Ok.
（施和王一起離開。。。）
B. 我想找適合五個人表演的八分鍾左右的英文短劇 用於課前的口語表演 誰有謝謝了 麻煩把劇本展示出來
英語小品劇本推薦,有5人的,也有7人的,改一下就可以了,希望可以幫到你.
【5人英語短劇】阿拉丁傳說 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英語短劇】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短劇
【The Gifts （禮物）】中英文短劇劇本
【4人英語短劇】阿拉丁傳說 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英文話劇】花木蘭 Mulan
【Big words of western tour （大話西遊）】小品劇本
C. 十萬火急：急需一個英語劇本，適合五個人在課堂上演出的！謝謝啊 ！！！！！！！！！！
KJYHIWEYHIUTGJHIYTYTY
D. 英語劇本 帶翻譯5人
這個劇本是我帶著我的學生練過的，笑點比較多，你參考一下吧。
The Fox and the Tiger
旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen?
One day, a new story happens.
(一)
琵琶彈奏：《金蛇狂舞》
場景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在後面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口氣後，將狐狸翻轉過來。
老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指著狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!
狐狸：(背過頭去，小聲地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?
(回過頭來，可憐地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顧右盼)
老虎：(疑惑地)But what?
狐狸：(推脫中)But…….(眼睛往遠處上下打量，迷戀狀，腳不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!
老虎：(一把將狐狸拽回來) What?
狐狸：(向遠處努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she』s there!
老虎：(傻呼呼，左右張望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda!(狐狸乘機溜走)(l老虎望著空空如也的手) I hate fox!(氣得上竄下跳)
狐狸：Aa ha ha ha
(二)
旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.
老虎在森林裡又遇到了溜達中的狐狸，又一下子沖上去把狐狸壓在爪下。
(琵琶撥一下弦，以示緊張的情緒。)
老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?
(先撫摩狐狸的頭發，再打量狐狸的腿)
狐狸：(回過頭去，表情像遇到鬼)Oh my God!(又回過頭來，非常可憐狀)(二胡《梁祝》響起)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂著臉痛苦地跪下)My mother says I』m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然躥起來) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?
老虎：(得意極了，做出各種健美展示姿勢)Of course. I』m a great animal. I』m proud of myself.
狐狸：(試探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 劉翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?
老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手將狐狸的腦袋推開)Look!(老虎一溜煙跑了起來)
狐狸：(揮揮手，遠遠望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配輕松得意的音樂)
(三)
旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.
老虎變聰明了躲在樹後面，一下子撲住了狐狸。
狐狸：(不解地)Who?
老虎：(意味深長地)Your old friend! Tiger!
狐狸：(裝傻地)Oh, haven』t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸幫老虎整理領子，用袖子幫老虎擦衣服)
老虎：(陰險地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Delicious!(狐狸聽了腳抖)
狐狸：(打噴嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I』ve cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it』s all for your sake.
老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake?
狐狸：(可憐巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I』m not a normal fox!
老虎：(不甘示弱地)I』m not a normal tiger, too.
狐狸：(娓娓道來) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。
老虎：(沒明白)果子狸？
狐狸：(一拍腦袋，假裝想起來)Oh, I forget, you can』t speak Chinese!
老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a foreign language is very important! I』ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟過來)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?
狐狸：果子狸。
老虎：果子狸？SARS? 非典？
狐狸：(點點頭)Yes!
老虎：(放開手，大叫著跑了)wa ya!(邊跑，邊擦手)
(四)
旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.
二胡演奏We are the champion
狐狸大搖大擺地走在前面，後面有兩個小嘍羅在敲背。一個小嘍羅敲得重了。狐狸把手一揮。Go! Go! Go! 將其趕走。
狐狸走在台中，大笑起來：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!
期間，夾雜著老虎的哭聲
E. 急急急急急······求一個英文劇本。5個人可以演20分鍾的。
守株待兔（英語短劇） 劇本
你可以自己調節角色~
[開始。樹）上台安靜地屹立到舞台較後方。導演（范冰）走到台前]
導演：Action！[跑下台]
[農夫冷酷地上。]
農夫：I』m a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，回頭生氣地踢了下絆自己的石頭，繼續保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡驕傲地展示給觀眾看，收起]！So I』m rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不經意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do U know what』s this？癢癢撓？No no no~~It』s my modern——鋤頭~！！[看下錶]It』s time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作，鋤了兩下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，開始很有激情地邊鋤地邊唱]Farming farming,I』m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I』m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![邊唱邊鋤邊慢慢下台，把沒用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准備在口袋裡] [樹走上前台]
樹：I』m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，邊做邊唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鵝]I』m tall!And I』m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 掛掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導觀襪春棚眾看兔子A)。樹站回後台]
[兔子A上]
兔子A（一開始不知道狀況。以為自己扮演周傑倫，所以很熱情地上場跟觀眾打招呼）：Hey everybody,I』m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新專輯《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《發如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，這時候導演（范冰）上]
導演：[拿手中紙筒狠狠打了下兔子A的頭]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [導演邊說邊奪過《十一月的肖邦》。導演下台之前，看了下《十》] What』s this?[看了看，驚喜地]Oh!It』s mine！（很興奮地拿著下場）
兔子A：OK,now I』m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I』m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在場上轉圈，悠閑散步]
[農夫繼續鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子]
農夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸告則摸地跟到兔子後面走]
[農夫跟在兔子後面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農夫假裝看手錶森者。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續走，兔子回頭。這次農夫冷酷地把槍口對准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What』s this！
農夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：But your gun… [幫農夫把槍頭調轉過來（農夫一開始把槍對著自己）]
農夫：Thank you!
兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起來農夫要殺自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹後面，農夫追到樹前]
農夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[農夫開了一槍「砰」。兔子在樹後驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農夫又開槍，同上。 農夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續痛苦中彈狀。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳邊說]You didn』t hurt me! You didn』t hurt me！
樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背後]
[兔子繼續興奮地跳舞。農夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發現]
農夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [舉槍對准兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can』t kill me now！ [興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到後仰。突然頭撞倒了後面的樹] Wa ！[兔子暈兩下~~ 「我倒！」 倒地]
農夫：OH! [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I』m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子綁到樹上。倒地睡到樹旁邊]
……
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發現自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?
樹：[指著農夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農夫的手機]
[兔子不知不覺地把樹杈移開，走到手機前看了看]咦？What』s this？[撿起來看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It』s beautiful.[放回原處。 又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機] But how to use it？？？
樹：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![給兔子]
兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打電話的樣子] 喂？
李詠：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸運52的手勢]I』m Liyong！Now let』s start our first question！What』s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!
兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[掛掉]
李詠：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁悶地下台]
兔子A：Now let me call again.[撥打] 喂？
兔子B：喂？
兔子A：Hey Jackey！
兔子B：Hey tommy!
兔子A：How are you doing?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I』m fine too!How are your parents doing?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?
兔子B：He』s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He』s fine , too!
兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I』m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I』m under a tree!
兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經過兔子A面前，兩個人還沒發現]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I』ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆離開]
[兔子A 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機放回農夫處，還很有禮貌地說了句「Thank you.」 然後又很自覺地把自己綁回了樹上]
兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [興奮過度，後仰，頭又撞倒樹上，昏眩中…「我暈！」 又暈了]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I』m also rabbit！I』m clever! I』m brave ! And I』m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [費力地想把樹枝（雙臂）挪開，使了幾次勁，還是不行] It』s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到農夫扔掉的癢癢撓] Let』s see,what』s this！A 鋤頭！[裝作打高爾夫球，試了試鋤頭手感]Oh,it』s nice.[走到樹面前，正要砍]
樹：Stop！！！What will you do?
兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.
樹：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!
兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉鋤頭] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![靈感突來][看了看手錶] Oh it』s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [開始帶頭做早操。做著做著對樹說「Follow me！」 （企圖讓樹動起來，兩只手鬆開，這樣就可以救出兔子A）樹也開始跟著做起早操。 兔子B輕輕上前，想救出兔子A。但是樹的廣播操動作恰好都是會擋住營救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 廣播操畢。樹繼續綁著兔子A]
兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I』v got it！Music！ [音響放起泰坦尼克號主題曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住樹，企圖引導樹像女主角一樣張開雙臂，放出兔子A。樹漸漸陶醉，手緩緩松開。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A兩只手張開，成了女主角動作。樹又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角動作。樹和A陶醉其中。B要喚醒A：「Wake up!Wake up!」
兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，還用腳踹走要救它的B：「Don』t disturb me！」繼續陶醉。]
兔子B：（無奈ing…）Stop！！！（音樂停） （沮喪）I can』t save my friend…[掏出紙巾想要擦汗，帶出10塊錢，掉在地上]
樹：Money！[一個箭步沖上去撿起錢，回到原位並且對著太陽驗鈔。]
兔子A：[看四周] I』m free!!!Oh yes,I』m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢動作深情撲向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低頭系鞋帶。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在樹上，暈兩下說：「暴頭！」死翹。] [兔子B見狀沖上去，深情地摟住A：「Tommy!Tommy！」[傷心地俯下身子，緊緊抱住A]
[這時睡覺中的農夫突然一個翻身，又把B壓在了下面]
兔子B：I…can』t….breath……I』m dying!!!! [也翹了]
農夫：[農夫這時候醒了。擦了下口水，看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.
[興奮地一手提一隻兔子，哼著小曲下場]
樹：[還在驗鈔的樹正在高興，突然發現是假鈔]A！It』s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]
F. 求簡單英語五人小品劇本，請看清下面的補充要求。在線等，挺急的。
搞笑英語微電影劇本《Whose treat》（英語5人搞笑微電影劇本）
演員：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白——
編劇： 攝影：
後期製作：
插曲：場景一《鈴兒響叮當》場景二《雪絨花》場景三《泰坦尼克號主題曲》場景四《flash》場景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》
道具：一份報紙（最好是英文的），三份試卷（白紙即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃
（場景一：未定空地____5個人都到， 拍攝）
旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner
一天，幾個年輕人想叫外賣吃（直接錄旁白，念完時候鏡頭落在四個人身上）
A: let』s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接開始）
B:why not? I like it .（開心，滿足）
C:It's up to you .(看著A）
D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，賣關子）
A：go on ，please（請求語氣）
D：we always 」going Dutch 「,.it『s time to enjoy someone』s treat……我們總是AA制，這次找個人請客吧（掃一眼大家，繼續賣關子）
C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(請求）
D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！
我們每人講一個笑話，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就買單哦。（得意）
A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，異口同聲）
A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is」 I'm Glad 「.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先講吧，題目是「我很高興」。一個老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，她說
（切到場景二，到一個教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑話表演出來，， 拍）
旁白：Now, she said現在，她說
趙雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？
王鵬：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使別人高興過。
趙雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是誰呢？
王鵬：My granny.我奶奶。
趙雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
王鵬：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 『Granny, I'm going home,』 and she said, 『Well, I'm glad』！是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：『奶奶，我要回家了。』她說：『啊，我很高興！』
（切回場景一，BCD哈哈大笑A見狀很開心，）
A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很開心）
B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指著A說完捂嘴笑）
A: I……（要解釋，被B攔下）
B：OK，now ,It's my turn .」a gentle reminder」is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚後已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。
(切換場景三，移至餐廳或有椅子的地方， 拍攝，）
B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我們結婚35周年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（錄旁白形式）
雙："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"「親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？」
B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：
田："So, you want to switch seats?"「因此，你想交換座位嗎？」
（切回場景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）
B：so, i got it,(對C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it『s your turn
C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is 「girl,oh little girl」題目是「讓人無奈的孩子」When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['meɪhem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五歲的女兒和她的表妹在一起的時候，總要招來大亂。一個星期六，我開始抗議了。
（切至場景四，某空地， 拍攝）
： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."「好啦，你們兩個，」我嚴厲地說，「不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。」 （轉身要走），
雙：「come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "「來， ，我們來把自己弄臟吧。」
（切回場景一，ABD哈哈笑）
B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(對D）only you left
D:i』m very afraid now,maybe I』ll fail it . Let me try .it』s 「A dollar per point」一分一塊錢A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。
（切場景五，至 教室， 拍攝）
D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他發下試卷，然後回到講台前等待。（ 軒演教授， 坐中間， 演學生，考試時， 左顧右盼很著急，交卷子時， 左看看右看看掏出100元夾在卷子里並且寫了一句話A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：「一分一塊錢。」The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。走到那個 旁，
田：」here are your test and $64 change「這是你的試卷還有64塊錢的找零。（邱大囧）
（切回場景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各種憋）
D:well,my treat(很無奈）OK，you win……i』ll buy it right now(走開）
（ABC終於放聲大笑，落幕）
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