1. 求一個英語劇本 ，高中生演給高中生，時間在十分鍾以內，內容最好簡單易懂，搞笑的也可以最好不要太嚴肅，
《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇）
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny』smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch』smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor』sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI』mhenpecked,butinfact,I』masstrongasatiger,(小聲)whilemy
敏猜wifeisWuSong.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』mnotafraidofyou!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』mafraidofwhom?
-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
凳盯MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕結束棗拿和時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』mhere!What』supmum?
JM:I』「mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law」.
L:OK.-in-law,what』sup?
JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.
and……
JM:!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,youwantagrandson,don』tyou?(開始解圍裙)Goandaskyour
son.I』mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I』mnotinterruptingyou.?And
I』llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor』ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:「Ifyoudaughter
Haven』tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!」Nowyouarefreeagain,I』llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(驚愕):What?Themayor』sson?-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Heretheyare!(聞一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』msohungry!Butthere』snobreakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone..
JM(上):Where』smybreakfast?Where』sLunch?Hasn』tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can』tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬禮):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1maoenough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor』.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It』simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven』tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I』vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don』tyou?I』llgo
withyou..
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI』vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭狀):Ihurtalot!
J:Don』tcrybaby.I』llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音樂起 CanYouCelebrate)
2. 求一篇英文短劇劇本
白:Longago,therelivedagirl.,Hisnewwifehadtwodaugters.Theyaresobadastheirmother..Shemustsleepinthekitchen.Sheweareddrityclothes..However,we』llshowyouadifferentplaytoday. (灰姑娘昂首挺胸帥氣十足地上場) 旁白：Sheissostrong,andsmart.Especiallysheisgoodatsport. Now,.(灰姑娘沖刺,旁邊老師讀秒:11』9) Now,sheisplayingbasketball.(灰姑娘以一敵眾,輕松灌籃) Now,sheispracticingChinesegongfu(灰姑娘打拳,對手倒) Thisisher----Cinderella 灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Doyoufinish? 旁白:Ok(結巴)continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan』tescapethepoorlife,Why?Thatis----- 繼母(假裝洗衣服):Howcoldthewater!I』mtoooldtodoanything,Mylegissopainful. (灰姑娘默,從繼母手中拿過洗衣盆) (一姐將盆碗碰得亂響.灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過盆碗) (一姐手持針線縫衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過衣服) 第一幕 (灰姑娘在幫後母按摩肩膀) 二姐(奔入,揚動手中傳單):Mom,Mom,Look!Therearesomeleaflets.Igotthemonthestreet. TheKingishavingaparty.ThePrincewilllookforawife. 一姐(托腮):Imustbechoosen,. 二姐(憑空跳舞):No,Notyou.Ihavethecharmingshape,IamtheQueen. (兩姐爭吵起來,繼母從女兒手中拿過傳單,親吻) 繼母:Oh,baby.Stop..Hewillprobablychooseoneofyou.Comeon,makeupyourself.Wehaven』tenoughtime!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella,whatareyoudoing?Comehere,helpyoursisters! 灰姑娘:OK,Iwill.But,mom,canIgotothepartytonight?Iwantto------ (三人斂神) 一姐:Oh,myGod!IforgotTim』shomework.Hegaveusalotofhomework..Ican』tfinish,whatshouldIdo? 二姐(拿書,指,附和):Oh,Yes,Yes.Look,execiseA,exciseB,exciseC,exciseD,exciseE,Oh,planningtree,essay,studyplan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh,myGod!Oh,myparty!MyPrince!Myhappyness!andthecountry』sfuture! 灰姑娘(慌亂,安慰):Mysisters,don'tcry!Ialwaysdothehomeworkforyou,ofcoursetonight! (母女三人一通忙亂後):Goodbye,ourlivelygirl! 第二幕 (魔女騎著一把幾乎掉光了的掃把登場) 旁白:Oh,哈里波特! (魔女撞到灰姑娘) 灰姑娘(怒):Whoareyou? 魔女(得意):Iamthebestwitch,andthemostbeautifulwitch.Icangiveyouallthethingyouwish. 灰姑娘:Really?DoyoukownKing』sparty?Iwanttogo,but------(低頭看自己的破衣服) 魔女(大笑):Don』tworry.Itiseasyforme!Look,clothes,shose,car----- 灰姑娘(面露欣喜,撲向鞋子):Oh,howbeautifulglassshoses! 魔女:Wearit,andgo! 第三幕 (富麗堂皇的大廳里,音樂飄揚,人聲鼎沸.女士們翹首以待) 侍衛(擊杖):WelcomethePrince. (鼓掌,歡呼) 國王(嚴肅):Pleasebequiet!Aseverybodyknows,todayIwillchooesabeautiful,slim,homorous,andlonghairgirlformyson----(轉身,指向王子),handsome,strong,tall,andbrave! (王子做害羞狀) 眾女士:Howlively!Howhandsome!(做陶醉狀,沖向前,將王子團團圍住) (此時,飛出一女,持扇「殺出一條血路」) (王子與灰姑娘共舞,突然手機鈴聲響起) 王子:Who』sphone? 灰姑娘:Oh,it』smyphone!(掏手機邊跳舞,邊接電話)ThisisCinderella,speaking! 魔女:It12』clock,gamewillbeover,comebackquickly!Oryou』llchangeback!(開始敲鍾) 灰姑娘:Oh,Imustgo!(慌忙中跑,掉了一隻鞋) 王子(檢起鞋,追):Wait!Youforgetgivemeyouname,andyouphonenumber! 王子(注視姑娘遠去,悲情):I』velosther! 第四幕 旁白:Sincetheparty,,.Heissuedaproclamation,「Whoevertheglassshoefits,shallbewifetothePrince!」 (王子帶著士兵到處找人試鞋) 士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士甲試鞋)Oh,yourfootistoobig! 士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士乙試鞋)Oh,myGod,whataterriblesmell!Ofcouresnotyou!
3. 跪求英語劇本，適合六個人演出的，時間不要超過十分鍾，謝謝
英語口語劇本（灰姑娘改編版）
【旁白】The wife of a rich man fell sick, and when she felt that her end drew nigh, she called her only daughter to her bedside, and said, 'Always be a good girl, and I will look down from heaven and watch over you.' Soon afterwards she shut her eyes and died, and was buried in the garden. But by the time the spring came, her father had married another wife. This new wife had one daughter of her own, that she brought home with her.What』s worse , the kind and lovely girl who lost her mother also lost her father.After her father』s death,her stepmother became cruel to her.Her step-sister teased her ,asking her to do all the housework..
「Do the laundry and get on with your ties.Clean the floors right away.And what』s more,bring me my breakfast. 」
「Cinderella!Get me my sweater,I feel a little cold.」
【旁白】One day , the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved.Every maid in the town was invited to the party.Cinderella's sister was asked to come.
【旁白】The stepmother took her daughter to the party ,leaving Cinderella at home,because she was jealous of Cinderella』s beauty.
【場景一：巫師亮吵的出現】
She was broken-hearted.
[窗前]「Mom ,Dad I miss you.I ……[抽泣聲]I want to go to the ball.」
[背景音樂響起：敬褲侍純脊《I were a bird》八音盒版]
[接《I》唱,唱到一半 抽泣，趴在窗檯上哭]
「Who can help me ?」
But at that time , a lightning swept across the right sky .[雷聲]
[桌子晃動，接玻璃碎的聲音]
[站起，震驚]「What…What happed?」
[「嘭」！巫師出現]
[震驚]「Who,who are you ?」
「A witch.」
[後退，碰到後面的障礙物]「There is nothing left to believe in. Nothing!」
「Nothing,My dear?Oh,now you don』t really mean that.」
「Oh,but I do.」
「Nonsense,dear!If you』d lost all your faith,I couldn』t be here.And here I am ! Oh,come now,dry those tears!」[拭淚]
「You mean you can help me …?」
「Yes! I am the only person who can help you in the world.」[半跪，。站起，抱。放。拿出一隻鞋子。（暫定）下場]
【場景二：王宮舞會】
[巫師牽著灰姑娘從門外進來]
「Have a good time,my dear.」
1/3
「Thank you,Mr. Witch.」
「But,please remember, you must come back before midnight,or everything will be as it was before..」
「Midnight?Oh,I know.but It has be more than I ever hoped for. 」[大門打開的聲音，之後背景音樂響起]
「Hellow, prince ,I am Mrs.XX.Oh, You are such a promising young man .She is my daughter .」
[行禮，微笑][王子回禮，撇開視線，背身。看到灰姑娘]
「Don』t you ask me to dance?」
[苦惱]「en…I am sorry,lovely lady,I think I can』t」[離開，走向灰姑娘]
[王子走上前，鞠躬] 「Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 」
「I'd love to.」[微笑，握住王子的手，開始跳舞][背景音樂]
4. 英語微電影劇本
我覺得可以找《威尼斯商人》的某些經典橋段，簡單，朗朗上口，適合你們的人數組成。而且你只需稍作修改，並不需要浪費很多時間去寫劇本。這是中英字幕的視頻網址http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/CC6UnTNwEck/
附上劇本：
The Merchant of Venice (II)
原文：
The Merchant of Venice（II）
PART 1
D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock. Do not be so bitter.
S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh. If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more. The greatness of Venice will soon be lost. Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.
B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?
譯文：
第一部分
公爵：寬恕安東尼奧吧，夏洛克，別這樣懷恨在心。
夏洛克：我說過一定要拿走我應得的那一磅肉。要是您不準許我得到它，那將是一種軟弱的表現，人們將不再信你們的法律了。威尼斯不久就會喪失它的偉大。安東尼奧是我的敵人，我恨他。
巴薩尼奧：難道所有的人都要鏟除他們所不愛的東西嗎？
A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock. Don't wait any longer. Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.
B: I'll pay you six thousand cats for the three thousand cats that Antonio borrowed.
S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh. Give me my pound of flesh!
D: Let us be calm, gentlemen. Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?
S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement. I desire my pound of flesh.
As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk, arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited. While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.
Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear. "I am very ill. When your letter reached me, I had with me a .learned young doctor from Rome. I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio. We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say. I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement. He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head."
After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the room and takes her seat as judge.
安東尼奧：跟夏洛克講理是沒有用的。別再等待了。對我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的東西給他。
巴薩尼奧：我將付給你六千塊錢，用來歸還安東尼奧借的那三千塊錢。
夏洛克：即使你願意我六倍於你剛才提出的錢數，我仍然要拿我應得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判給我！
公爵：先生們，請安靜。夏洛克，如果你不寬恕別人，你自己怎能希望得到別人的寬恕呢？
夏洛克：我並沒有做錯事，我不怕審判。我要求給我應得的那一磅肉。
正當公爵不知道應該怎麼辦的時候，尼莉莎打扮成一個律師的書記員，帶著鮑西婭剛拜訪過的那位著名的律師的一封信，來到法庭。當公爵與尼莉莎談話時，夏洛克准備好要從安東尼奧身上割下他應得的一磅肉。
這時，當庭宣讀了律師的信。"我重病纏身。收到你的信時，我正同一位從羅馬來的很有學問的年輕博士在一起。我把夏洛克與安東尼奧之間的爭執對他講了。我們研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要說的話。我請您讓他替我作出判決。他很年輕，但是，我還從來不知道有這么年輕又這么聰明的人。"
這封信當庭宣讀之後，鮑西婭穿著律師的衣服進屋來了。她作為法官就座了。
PART 2
D: Greetings, learned judge! I do not envy you your job. This is a most troublesome case.
P: Greetings! Please be seated. Are you Antonio, and is this your agreement with Shylock?
A: It is.
P: Then Shylock must be merciful. He must have mercy on Antonio.
S: Why must I have mercy on him? Tell me that!
P: Mercy brings good. Mercy falls like the gentle rain from the sky upon the earth. It blesses those who give it, and those who receive it. We should learn to show mercy to others. Do you still ask for this pound of flesh? S: I ask for what is mine by law!
B: I offer ten times the money that Antonio has borrowed. Please change the law a little so that we may save Antonio.
P: Use your head a little, sir! We cannot change a law. If one law is changed, then people will later want to change other laws.
S: Oh, wise young judge!
P: Let me see this agreement, this promise of Antonio to you.
S: Here it is.
P: I see. According to the law, Shylock may have a pound of flesh to be cut off by him nearest to Antonio's heart. Be merciful! Let me destroy this paper.--No? Then, Antonio, be ready. And Shylock, take your knife and prepare to do the deed.
公爵；您好，博學的法官！我並不羨慕您的職業。這是一個最麻煩的案子。
鮑西婭：您好！請坐下。你叫安東尼奧嗎？這是你與夏洛克簽訂的借約嗎？
安東尼奧；是的。
鮑西婭：那麼，夏洛克可得大發慈悲才是。他可得寬恕安東尼奧啊。
夏洛克：為什麼我必得寬恕他呢？請告訴我這一點！
鮑西婭：慈悲帶來益處。慈悲像甘露從天空中降到地面上，它不但賜福施予的人，而且賜福於受施的人。我們應該學會寬恕他人。你還要求得到這一磅肉嗎？
夏洛克：我要求得到根據法律屬於我的東西。
巴薩尼奧：我願出十倍於安東尼奧的借款，請您把法律稍為變更一下，使我們能夠救出安東尼奧的生命。
鮑西婭：請用你的腦袋想一想，先生。我們不能變更法律，要是變更了一條法律，那麼人們還會要變更別的法律的。
夏洛克：噢，聰明年輕的法官啊！
鮑西婭；讓我看一看借約，就是安東尼奧向你許下的諾言。
夏活克：給您。
鮑西婭：我明白了。根據法律，夏洛克可以得到一磅肉，由他從最靠近安東尼奧心臟的部位割下來。慈悲一點吧！讓我撕毀這張借約吧。不能撕？那麼，安東尼奧，你做好准備；夏洛克，拿起你的刀子准備割肉吧。
S: Oh, learned judge! Oh, wise young man!
P: Have you brought anything to weigh the flesh?
S: Yes. I have everything ready here.
P: Do you have a doctor, Shylock, to stop Antonio's blood?
B: That fox!
P: Do you wish to say anything, Antonio?
A: Only a little. Goodbye Bassanio. Don't be sad for me. Tell your wife about me and how much I loved you. If Shylock cuts deep enough, I'll pay him back with all my heart.
B: Let me take you in my arms and say goodbye. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, and more than all the world. (He cries.)
P: Your wife would not be pleased to hear you say that.
S: We are wasting time.
P: Take your pound of flesh! I declare the court allows it and the law gives it to you.
Shylock advances towards Antonio and prepares to use his knife.
P: Wait! There is something else. Antonio has promised to give you a pound of his flesh. But he has not promised to give you any of his blood. If you let one drop of his blood fall, you will lose all your land and all your money.
S: Is that the law?
P: That is the law. You wanted justice, so you shall get justice, more than you wanted. : I will take the money. Give me three more than Antonio borrowed from me.
夏洛克；噢，博學的法官！噢，聰明的年輕人！
鮑西婭：你帶來了稱肉的器具嗎？
夏洛克：是的。我把一切都准備好了。 鮑西婭：夏洛克，你是否請了醫生來給安東尼奧止血呢？
夏洛克：借約上可沒有這一條。
巴薩尼奧：你這只狐狸！
鮑西婭：安東尼奧，你還想說什麼嗎？
安東尼奧：我只想說一點。巴薩尼奧，永別了。不要為我悲傷。把我的情況告訴你的妻子，對她說我多麼愛你。要是夏洛克割得夠深的話，我就要以整個心償還他的債了。
巴薩尼奧：讓我擁抱你一下，說聲再見吧。我愛你勝過愛我自己的生命、自己的妻子和整個世界。（他哭了。）
鮑西婭：你的妻子聽到你那麼說是會不高興的。
夏洛克：我們是在浪費時間。
鮑西婭：割走你要的那一磅肉嗎！我宣布法庭許可你（這樣做），法律（把它）判給你。
（夏洛克走向安東尼奧，准備動他的刀子。）
鮑西婭：且慢！事情還沒完。安東尼奧許諾給你他身上的一磅肉。但是他並沒有答應給你他身上的任何一滴血。要是你讓他身上的血流下一滴，你將失去你所有的土地和財產。
夏洛克：法律上是這樣說的嗎？
鮑西婭：這就是法律。你要求公正，那麼就讓你得到公正嗎，比你要求的還要多。
夏洛克：我願意要錢。請給我加三倍還給我安東尼奧向我借的錢。
B: Here it is. (He cries out, full of joy.)
P: Wait! Shylock would not take the money earlier. All he wanted was right to be done. That is all he can have now. you must cut off one pound of flesh, no more, no less. And not one drop of blood must fall.
Shylock turns and starts to leave the court.
P: Wait, Shylock. The law of Venice says that if anyone tries to kill or murder any citizen of Venice, everything that he owns shall be taken away from him. One half of his money and his goods shall be given to the city of Venice and the other half shall be given to the person he has tried to kill. His life shall be at the mercy of the Duke. therefore, go down on your knees and beg the Duke for mercy.
S: Good sir. I beg for mercy and beg your pardon..
D: I shall not have you killed. But as your punishment, half of your money is now Antonio's. You must give the other half to the city of Venice.
S: Take my life too! My money and goods are as dear to me as life itself. They are my only comfort. When you take those away from me, you also take my life.
A: I shall be happy to give up my part of Shylock's money. Shylock must promise to leave the money upon his death to his daughter and her husband.
S: I promise. Let me go home now. I am not well.
相關鏈接： The Merchant of Venice(I)
巴薩尼奧：錢在這兒。（他滿懷喜悅地喊了出來。）
鮑西婭：別忙！夏洛克先前已經拒絕要錢了。他所要求的只是公正。這是他現在所能得到的一切。你必須割下整一磅肉，不準多也不準少。而且不準流一滴血。
（夏洛克轉過身，要離開法庭。）
鮑西婭：等一等，夏洛克。威尼斯的法律規定任何企圖殺害或謀害任何威尼斯公民的人，他所有的一切必須被沒收。他的錢和財產的一半必須給威尼斯城，另一半必須給他企圖殺害的人。他的生命全憑公爵處置。因此你快快跪下請求公爵開恩吧。
夏洛克：仁慈的先生，我乞求你的饒恕和原諒。
公爵：我將不處死你，但是作為對你的懲罰，你的財產的一半現在是安東尼奧的了。你必須把另一半交給威尼斯城。
夏洛克：把我的命也拿走吧！我的錢財對我就像生命一樣寶貴。它們是我唯一的安慰。你們沒收了我的財物，也就是要了我的命。
安東尼奧：我將高興地放棄我應得的夏洛克財產的那一半。夏洛克必須答應在他死後把這筆財產留給他的女兒和女婿。
夏洛克：我答應。現在讓我回家吧。我不舒服。
5. 求適合9人表演的英語短劇劇本
白雪公主英文版
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇後 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 音樂起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king』s palace: ----白雪出場
S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?
Q: I am a queen , I』m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who』s the most beautiful ?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !
Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .
H: Yes, my queen
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\Somebody drank my water----
3\Someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!
D:（齊說）行孫Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who』s the most beautiful?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口消賀後倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
Snow white wake up, wake up…
音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子喚醒公主，公主醒檔橋鏈了
P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !
S.w: Thank you for your help !
P: My pleasure !
音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞
6. 求英語微電影劇本（5-10分鍾），在線等，不管是否採納，必給好評，求英語大神幫助小弟，感激不盡！
《情感銀行》應該可以。可以依次為原版，修改一下，修改成 學生在學校玩的不亦樂乎，不關心父母，不回家看看之類的適合校園的題材。
媳婦：那你馬上回來Come backright now.
小唐：媳婦，等我結了手裡的這個案子，我就休年假了，你先讓我媽照顧你好不好
Dear,..LetMomlookafteryou.you.all
allright.媳婦：你說的是人話嗎，媽現在心臟病有多嚴重你知道嗎，如果我現在就要生了，是媽能照
顧我還是我能照顧媽，你知道這么多月，我想吃什麼，我從來沒跟媽說過，我就怕她提重東西累著怎麼辦啊
Jerkerk!!YouknowhowseriousMomMom』』sheartdisease.Ifthebabyisbornnow,Momdondon』
』tlookaftermeandthesametome.Duringthesemonths,IneveraskedMomfornothing..小唐：那你給小鳳媳婦打電話
Youcancallxiaofengxiaofeng』
』swife媳婦：人家是你家保姆啊，你什麼事都找人家，你好意思嗎，人家今年結婚你都沒去，你知
道不知道
Yeah!SheisnotyourNanny.AlwaystroubleherIdofeelshame.Andyouareabsenceofherwedding,knowornot.
小唐：你怎麼那麼多事啊，左右都不行Youaresoannoying，satifynothing.媳婦：是我多事還是你忙呀
AmIannoyingoryourbusyness?小唐：我是在忙呀Definitelybusyingnow.
媳婦：我給你說，現在我在給你懷孩子，這不是我一個人的事好嗎
Iamnowpregnantwithyourbaby,whichisnotabusinessofmyown.Allright?
小唐：你別拿懷孩子說事啊，我現在那麼忙，那麼多事，你就干懷孩子這么一件事你都干不好嗎
Don'ttakethebabyforexecuse,.Onlythe
babybirthyouaredoingisnotgood,itgood,it』
』spity!媳婦：你要這么說，這孩子我不生了我不生了
Ifyousayso,thebabyIdondon』』twant,donwant,don』』tgivebirthto.小唐：愛生不生
Uptoyou.
（要錢還是要孩子，我這是在干什麼，瘋了嗎我）(Moneyorbaby,whatIhavadone,amIcrazy)
媳婦：媽，媽
Oh!Mom,Mom,Mom…
…媽：孩子，別難過，他的心裡是有咱們的，他也是身不由己呀Goodkid,notupset.Withusheartinside,Heisalsoinvoluntarily媽：兒子，我是媽媽Son,thisisMom.
小唐：媽，你看看她，我辛辛苦苦在外打拚，還不是為了你們，為了孩子，可他還這么不理解
Mom,,buthealsoisnisn』』twillingtounderstandme.
媽：孩子，媽媽知道你在外很辛苦，工作壓力很大，媽媽和你媳婦都很心疼你，可是，現在我們需要的不是金錢，是真真切切的關心體貼呀。孩子，給自己放個假，回來看看這個始終有親情友情愛情所牽掛的地方吧。
Goodkid,Momknowyouyou』
』reveryhardoutside.Withthegreatpressure,webothloveyou..Kid,takeabreaktocomeback,thereisalwaysthekinship,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.小唐：媽，我知道了Mom,Igetit.
媽：孩子，別忘了在你生命中最重要的是什麼，不要忘了除了工作，還有父母，妻子，和你未出生的孩子。
Kid,.,inadditiontothework,aswellasparents,wives,andyourunbornbaby.
小唐：嗯，媽，我這就回去
Hmmm,Mom,IHmmm,Mom,I』
』llbeback.（我們每個人都有兩個賬戶，在銀行的儲存金錢，在心裡的儲存情感，這兩個賬戶就像沙漏
的兩端，是一種對抗的狀態，。當我們只顧積累金錢的時候，情感就在透支）
(Weallhavetwoaccountsinthebank,onestoresmoney,.,astateofconfrontation.,emotionisoverdraftted...)
（十年前，我來到一個陌生的城市，這個陌生的城市讓我熟悉；十年後，我回到了一個熟悉的城市，這個熟悉的城市讓我陌生。當我們在陌生的城市打拚的時候
，不要忘記，你在熟悉的城市裡，有你白發蒼蒼的父母，等你回家的妻子，還有同你一起長大的摯友）
(Tenyearsago,Icametoastrangecity,.Tenyearslater,Icomebacktoafamiliarcity,.Whenwestruggle
toworkinastrangecity,doncity,don』
』tforget,inafamiliarcity,thereisyourparentswithgrey-haried,.)
（根據職場研究報告，98.3%的職場人因為公工作忙，而不得不減少陪伴家人的時間，我們是否應該仔細思考：工作，到底是為了什麼？不要讓工作阻擋我們回家的腳步，停下來，留住愛）
(,98.3,98.ebusywork..Work,whatismeanfor?Donfor?Don』』tletworkpreventusthehomesteps,pleasestayhere,keepthepreciouslove.)
工作和生活壓力非常大。適當的時候，合理的節制物慾，給自己的心情放個假，回到那個始終有親情友情愛情所牽掛的地方看看，或許你就會有更多的快樂、幸福和動力。這會形成一種激發年輕人更好前行的良性循環。畢竟只有平衡好事業和家庭，這樣才能更好的工作和生活。.Appropriately,reasonable
temperancedesires,abreakforyourmood,,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.Maybeyouwillhavemoreenjoyness,happinessandpower..,.
因為工作犧牲了太多太多本應該有的情感，大學同窗結婚，也許因為工作，我們想，哎，算了吧，有那麼多工作呢，請假又不知道要耽誤多少事兒扣多少錢了。家裡老人過壽，我們想，算了吧，年年都過，今年工作剛開始，今年就不回去了，明年再說吧。。。可是就在這一次次的算了吧中我們與這些人越走越遠，因為我們不知道我們是否錯過了大學同窗最美好也是最需要你祝福的時刻，我們更不知道明年是否還有機會給老人過壽。
.,maybebecauseofthejob,wethink,oh,passedit,there'ssomuchworktodo,.Theolderhavethebirthday,passedit,,Iwillnotgoback,tillnextyear...,becausewedon',,wedon'.
時下，諸多年輕人為了家庭、事業、理想……而紛紛出外打拚，在辛苦忙碌的同時，卻不得不面對工作與家庭的各種現實問題糾葛，上有老、下有小、中間還有老婆的家庭格局，正在受到殘酷的工作壓力和社會現實所逼迫，何去何從，如何家庭工作兼顧都是擺在現在人面前的無法迴避的問題。
Nowadays,,career,
dream...,andinhardbusyatthesametime,,thesandwich,middleandable,wifeoffamilypattern,,wheretogo,.
《情感銀行》中男主人公小唐就是這樣一個代表。他從一個熟悉的城市來到一個陌生的城市，為了能給自己的家庭帶來更富足的生活而不斷努力和拼搏。小唐在繁忙的工作之餘，卻疏忽了對家人的關愛，甚至是在妻子懷孕、母親病重、好友結婚的時候也未能守候在旁。矛盾像一座火山在小唐和他的妻子之間無預兆的爆發，同時引起母親心臟病突發住院……在面對著生活與工作壓力和各種困惑與糾葛，小唐在對家庭的內疚與自責的感情漩渦中激烈的掙扎、彷徨……最終，他選擇了為情感銀行付出努力――回家，同時拋出的情感銀行、情感帳戶也被強烈關注和熱議。
7. 英文校園勵志話劇六人十分鍾左右劇本
The Gifts
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn』t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim』s gold watch, which has been his father』s and his grandfather』s. The other is Della』s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—「Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds」)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don』t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn』t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don』t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say 「Merry Christmas!」 Jim, and let』s be happy.
J: You』ve cut off your hair?
D: I』ve cut it off and sold it. It』s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It』s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don』t make any mistake about me. I don』t think there』s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don』t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I』ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn』t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You』ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let』s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They』re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let』s have our supper.
禮 物
旁白：明天是聖誕節，但是德拉覺得很難過，因為她無錢為她丈夫吉姆買一聖誕禮物，她只有1.87美元，他們一個月只有20美元的收入，那很難再從中省錢了。
事實上，德拉和吉姆有兩件讓他們引以為豪的寶貝，一件是吉姆的金錶，那是從他祖父和父親那裡留傳下來的，還有一件是德拉那一頭棕發，又長又美麗。
德拉：生活對我來說很困難，雖然我很多個月以前就開始存錢了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了頭發去賣掉，那樣我就能得到一些錢去買禮物給吉姆了。
（在店門口，寫著「夫人：我們買各種各樣的頭發」）
德拉：你買我的頭發嗎？
夫人：是的，我們買各式的頭發，把你的帽子脫下來，讓我看一下你的頭發。哦，很美的頭發，很好的發質，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是請你快點把錢給我。
夫人：給你，20美元。
德拉：謝謝你，再見。
夫人：再見。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2個小時，然後她在一家金店止步，進去買了一條金錶鏈。現在德拉正在家裡。
德拉：哦，多麼漂亮的金鏈子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手錶很配，當他看到它的時候，一定會很高興的。
（突然門打開了，吉姆走了進來）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那樣看著我，我剪了我的頭發並賣了，因為我無法度過一個我不送你聖誕節禮物的聖誕節，吉姆，它會長得很快的，你不會介意的，是不是？我必須這么做，我的頭發長得很快的，這你是知道的，說：「聖誕快樂！」，吉姆，讓我們高興起來。
吉姆：你剪了你的頭發？
德拉：我剪了頭發並賣了，它被賣掉了，我跟你說它被賣掉了，沒有了！現在是聖誕節前夜，對我好一點，吉姆，那都是為了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，別誤會我，我想我不會因為你剪了頭發而對你的愛就減少了，我知道，那是為了我，看看這個包裹。
德拉：什麼？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你會明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它們就是幾個月前陳列在櫥窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，鑲珠寶的，那顏色正好配你的發色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很貴的，我知道，我一直渴望但卻沒有絲毫的奢望擁有它。現在，它們是我的了，謝謝你，吉姆。
吉姆：現在，你知道我為什麼一開始就那麼悲傷了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我給你買了一件又美麗又好的禮物，你能猜出來嗎？
吉姆：對不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一條金錶鏈，吉姆，它是不是很可愛？我找遍了整個城才找
的，你從現在起可得一天要看一百次時間了。把你的表給我，我
想看一下表鏈裝在表上的樣子。
吉姆：德拉，讓我們把聖誕禮物收起來珍藏一段時間，它們太好了，但我
們現在用不著，我把表賣了。得到了錢才買了這梳子。現在讓我們
吃晚飯吧！
8. Hi guys 求一英語小劇本，6人表演劇情時間10分鍾左右，以輕松搞笑為主，電視劇電影和小說的劇本隨便，請發
搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》
搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》
演員表：
西門吹雪
葉孤城
花滿樓
打更的太監
旁白
道具：牛奶兩袋，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰鄉村早喚陌路
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太監：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I』m 打醬油的！
Y與X相遇．
X：Ohm, I』升睜埋m sorry to knock you!
Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y: ha ha, I won』t change my name! No matter what happens. I』m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you?
X: I』m ximenchuixue.
Y(驚訝): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X: Yes, what is wrong?
Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X: Great, you know me!
Y(抱腿)：吵螞Please, please…… Don』t kill me! Let me go!
X: No, I must kill you!
Y: I don』t want to be killed. Let me go!
X: No way! You know?
Y(突然站起冷冷的說)：Don』t force me!
X: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(搶過牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y: Please drink it!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha
Y: Do you still want to kill me?
X: Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(惱怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X: I』m sure I won』t!
Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don』t beat you this time, I』ll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0
X(捂著肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!
Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……
X(可憐狀): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The 「WC」?
Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
Y(掏出紙屑吹):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in 「WC」 now, ha……
H(驚訝):Now you are the best in the world!
Y: You are right!
H: Teriffic! You are the one I』m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: Yes, It』s very good.
H: Ok, follow me; let』s go!
Y: Ok, Let』s go!
(To be continued…)
9. 灰姑娘英文短劇劇本 小學六年級（要簡短，不要太長，10分鍾以內）
新灰姑娘 New Cinderella
角色：灰姑娘（戴著深度近視眼鏡，滿臉雀斑），後母，兩個姐姐，王子，小仙女，女孩甲，女孩乙，參加宴會者數人。
道具：深度近視眼鏡兩副，高跟鞋，拖把，雞毛撣子，梳子，橡皮筋，西瓜車，SKI化妝品，音樂帶，鏡子，圍巾，流星。
ACT 1
（灰姑娘背對著觀眾，拿著拖把拖地，身體誇張地跟著音樂律動，再拿起雞毛撣子清理，後母走出來，剛好清理到她的身邊。）
Stepmother: Cinderella, what are you doing? （生氣地）
Cinderella: Mum, your dress is a little bit dirty. Let me clean it for you. （用雞毛撣子清理後母的裙子。）
Stepmother: Stop it! You naughty girl. Look at my face. （拿出鏡子給Cinderella看）You had better clean your face first. （怒氣沖沖離開）
Cinderella: Oh! My face. What can I do? （望著鏡子）
鏡子：Oh ,the poor girl. But you are kindhearted.
(Cinderella傷心地唱著Star light, star bright)
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might.
Have the wish I wish tonight.（閉眼禱告）
（鉛冊鍵這時，天空滑過一顆流星，接著小仙女跑過來，追著這顆流星。）
小仙姿喊女：My candy. My candy.（跑著跑著，掉了一樣東西）
（Cinderella祈禱完畢，看到地上地東西，撿起來。）
Cinderella: What is it? SKI ,for beauty. Oh, that is for me. Thank you very much.（雙手合十做感謝狀）
ACT 2
（Cinderella背對觀眾清理房間）
大姐：Cinderella, comb my hair.
Cinderella: Yes, sister. （將大姐的頭發綁成沖天炮）
二姐：Cinderella, get me a scarf.（拿出一條圍巾並綁二姐未在手臂上）
（大姐和二姐站起來互看了一眼，並放聲大笑。）
大姐：You look so funny.
二姐：You look so funny.
大姐，二姐：（覺得不對勁）Cinderella!
Cinderella: （沒戴眼鏡，雀斑全消）Yes?
大姐：Cinderella, you look so different.
二姐：Cinderella, your face…
Cinderella: I made a wish and it came true.
大姐，二姐：How did you do that?
（Cinderella 配合滑稽的音效，槐巧比手畫腳了一番。）
大姐，二姐：Oh! I see. Go to your room, Cinderella. （Cinderella退回房間）
大姐：It is easy, isn』t it?
二姐：Yes. Let』s try.
大姐，二姐：（唱歌）
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might.
Have the wish I wish tonight.
（這時，天空掉下一顆巨大的隕石。）
小仙女：My ball. My ball.
（跑著，跑著，將隕石撿起並向觀眾，這時身上掉下一樣東西。）
大姐：（睜開眼睛）What is it?
二姐：（從地上撿起來）SK.
大姐：It works.
大姐，二姐：（搶著塗抹）Save some for me.
ACT 3
Stepmother: Mary! Judy! Where are you? It is time to party.
大姐，二姐：（沮喪地）We are here.
（大姐，二姐成為大近視眼，臉上並長滿雀斑。）
Stepmother: Oh, my goodness! What』s the matter with you ?
大姐，二姐: Mummy! Help us.
ACT 4
Cinderella: （唱Star light, star bright並閉眼禱告）
（這時，天空滑過一顆流星）
小仙女： My candy! My candy!
Cinderella! Stop singing the song.
Here are the car and the dress.
Be sure to come back before twelve.
Cinderella: Thank you, my angel!
ACT 5
（宴會上，大家快樂地跳著舞）
王子：My fair lady .May I have this dance?
Cinderella: Yes, please.
（王子和Cinderella跳著DISCO）
Stepmother: Who』s that?
大姐：She is so beautiful.
二姐：I wish I were the girl.
大姐：Don』t make any wish, stupid girl.
(鍾敲響12下) 時鍾報時：Dang! Dang! Dang! It is 12 o』clock!
Cinderella: Oh! I have to leave now.（沖忙跑走，掉了一雙鞋子。）
王子： Hey! Don』t be so rush. What』s your name?
ACT 6
（在街上，王子看到女孩子就請她試穿鞋子。）
王子：Please try it on.
女孩甲：（試穿後）It is not my size.
女孩乙：（試穿後）It is not mine.
大姐：Let me try it.（但穿不下）
二姐：It is my turn.（也穿不下）
王子：（看到Cinderella）Lady，would you please try it on.
Cinderella：Oh! It』s my shoe.
王子：You are the girl in the party.
Cinderella：Yes, I am。Thank you for bringing me the shoe.
（跑走，並唱著Star light, star bright）
王子：Wait! Wait! I am the prince. Marry me!
小仙女：（穿著Cinderella參加舞會地衣服）I do. I do.
小仙女：（拉著王子地手不由自主一直大叫I do. ）
Cinderella,！Stop singing the song and making any wish
10分鍾可以念完
10. 5到10分鍾的英文短劇本有什麼
英文短劇本：公園記（中文注釋）
人物介紹：A (衣衫襤褸）、B （衣著光鮮）、C 小花、E 椅子、 F 新聞記者
場景介紹：B 坐在E 上吃東西，A 一乞丐上前。
A :Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B :Get away,get away,dirty man.
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E 上頭了）
A :Sir,sir!!
A：先生，先生。（A 看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B ）
B :Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了。（看也不看A ，仍自顧自地走了）
C :Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
C：他真愚蠢啊
A :But....sir....please listen to me.....
A：可„„先生„„您聽我說„„（仍拉著B 衣服的後擺）
B :Wa,why are you so disgusting!!
B：挖，你這人怎麼這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A 一眼）
C :Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E :Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~與此同時A 與B 還在糾纏，這時E 終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E :Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這么傻啊。
A 與B 同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E ，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F 看見了。於是F 就報道了這一事件。
F :Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F ，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B :Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F :I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A :I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
A：對不起，我不知道「錢包」這個單詞怎麼講„„
F :Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
F :通過這一事件,我們可以認識到,掌握一門外語的重要性,以及金錢給人類帶 來的影響。是嗎,椅子?
E :Yes,yes.
E :是啊,是啊。(E 傻傻地拚命點頭)
C :Ai,men is so silly.
C :唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他們弄傻了。