A. 求美劇英文劇本
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B. 求美劇《辛普森一家》的英文劇本
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1. Homer: D』oh.
2. Ralph: Me fail English? That』s unpossible.
3. Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I』ve seen since I sued the movie 「The Never Ending Story.」
4. Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
5. Troy McClure: Don』t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he』d eat you and everyone you care about!
6. Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
7. Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
8. Ned Flanders: I』ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
9. Comic Book Guy: Your questions have become more rendant and annoying than the last three 「Highlander」 movies.
10. Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.
11. Sideshow Bob: I』ll be back. You can』t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I』m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
12. Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he』s holding a gun.
13. Nelson: Dad didn』t leave… When he comes back from the store, he』s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!
14. Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
15. Lionel Hutz: Well, he』s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 「accidentally」 with 「repeatedly」 and replace 「dog」 with 「son.」
16. Comic Book Guy: Last night』s 「Itchy and Scratchy Show」 was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
17. Homer: I』m normally not a praying man, but if you』re up there, please save me, Superman.
18. Homer: Save me, Jeebus.
19. Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.
20. Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
21. Homer: You don』t like your job, you don』t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That』s the American way.
22. Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?
23. Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we』d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
24. Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
25. Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, 「To Kill A Mockingbird,」 and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
26. Chief Wiggum: Can』t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can』t be policing the entire city!
27. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It』s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
28. Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything』s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y』ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we』re not supposed to go to the bathroom.
29. Homer: You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don』t work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
30. Smithers: Uh, no, they』re saying 「Boo-urns, Boo-urns.」
31. Hans Moleman: I was saying 「Boo-urns.」
32. Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
33. Homer: Here』s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life』s problems.
34. Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life』s problems aren』t at the bottom of a bottle, they』re on TV!
35. Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
36. Homer: How is ecation supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
37. Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
38. Duffman: Duffman can』t breathe! OH NO!
39. Grandpa Simpson: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
40. Homer: Old people don』t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
41. Troy McClure: Hi. I』m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as 「Smoke Yourself Thin」 and 「Get Some Confidence, Stupid!」
42. Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.
43. Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you』d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can』t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
44. Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that』s even remotely true!
45. Mr. Burns: I』ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
46. Kent Brockman: …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
47. Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
48. Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.
49. Homer: You don』t win friends with salad.
50. Mr. Burns: I don』t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there』s too many fat children.51. Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
52. Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.
53. Mr. Burns: Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There』s a *New* Mexico?
54. Homer: He didn』t give you gay, did he? Did he?!
55. Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You』re from two different worlds… Oh, I』ve wasted my life.
56. Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
57. Superintendent Chalmers: I』ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…
58. Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can』t inspire terror in your fellow man?
59. Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
60. Ralph: Slow down, Bart! My legs don』t know how to be as long as yours.
61. Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can』t do?
62. Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who』s been screwing with this thing?
63. Apu: Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I』m kidding, I』m kidding. I work, I work.
64. Milhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
65. Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
66. Homer: Kids, kids. I』m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
67. Milhouse: Look out, Itchy! He』s Irish!
68. Homer: I』m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won』t be back for ten minutes!
69. Smithers: I』m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
70. Barney: Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
71. Principal Skinner: That』s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
72. Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
73. Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
74. Superintendent Chalmers: 「Thank the Lord」? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don』t have a place within an organized religion.
75. Mr. Burns: [answering the phone] Ahoy hoy?
76. Comic Book Guy: Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that』s a *really* useful invention!
77. Marge: Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.
78. Homer: What』s the point of going out? We』re just going to wind up back here anyway.
79. Marge: Get ready, skanks! It』s time for the truth train!
80. Bill Gates: I didn』t get rich by signing checks.
81. Principal Skinner: Fire can be our friend; whether it』s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.
82. Homer: Oh, I』m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don』t have to listen to myself. I』m drunk.
83. Homer: And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
84. Comic Book Guy: Human contact: the final frontier.
85. Homer: I hope I didn』t brain my damage.
86. Krusty the Clown: And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
87. Homer: I』m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
88. Dr. Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
89. Homer: Beer. Now there』s a temporary solution.
90. Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee never left. I』m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.
91. Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
92. Krusty the Clown: Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you』re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…
93. Milhouse: I can』t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.
94. Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it』s not whether you win or lose: it』s how drunk you get.
95. Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
96. Apu: Thank you, steal again.
97. Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
98. Ed Begley Jr.: I prefer a vehicle that doesn』t hurt Mother Earth. It』s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.
99. Bart: I didn』t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
100. Homer: How could you?! Haven』t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn』t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
101. Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
C. 求大學四人美劇英語表演劇本！跪求！！！
傲慢與偏見
Elizabeth Bennet: I thought you were in London.
伊麗莎白：我原以為你在倫敦。
Mr. Darcy: No... No. I''m not.
達西：不...不，我不在那。
Jane Bennet: Yes. A thousand times yes.
簡：是的，一千次說是的。
Caroline Bingley: I can''t help thinking that at some point someone is going to proce a piglet and we''ll all have to chase it.
卡羅琳：我忍不住不去想在某個地方某人也許會弄出一直小豬來，我們都必須去追逐它。
Caroline Bingley: Goodness, did you walk here Miss Bennet?
卡羅琳：謝天謝地，你是在這兒散步嗎本尼特小姐？
Elizabeth Bennet: I did.
伊麗莎白：是的。
Caroline Bingley: Charles. You cannot be serious.
卡羅琳：查爾斯。你不能這么嚴肅。
Jane Bennet: He is just what a young man ought to be.
簡：他只是一個年輕人通常會這么做的。
Charlotte Lucas: Mr. Collins and I are engaged.
夏洛特：科林斯先生和我訂婚了。
Elizabeth Bennet: Engaged?
伊麗莎白：訂婚？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes.
夏洛特：是的。
Elizabeth Bennet: To be married?
伊麗莎白：就要結婚了？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes, Lizzie, what other kind of engaged is there? Oh, for heaven''s sake, Lizzie, don''t look at me like that. There is no earthly reason why I shouldn''t be as happy with him as any other.
夏洛特：是的，麗滋，難道還有別的訂婚嗎？哦，老天保佑，麗滋，不要那樣看著我。並沒有任何世俗的理由，為什麼我不能和別人一樣和他在一起幸福。
Elizabeth Bennet: But he''s ridiculous.
伊麗莎白：但是他很可笑。
Charlotte Lucas: Oh hush.
夏洛特：哦閉嘴。
Mr. Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand.
達西先生：我愛你。最熱烈地。請接受我的手。
Elizabeth Bennet: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done.
伊麗莎白：先生，我很欣賞你經歷過的掙扎，並且我很抱歉引起你的傷痛。相信我，這些都是無意而為的。
Mr. Darcy: Is this your reply?
達西先生：這就是你的回答？
Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, sir.
伊麗莎白：是的，先生。
Mr. Darcy: Are you... are you laughing at me?
達西先生：你是...你是在嘲笑我嗎？
Elizabeth Bennet: No.
伊麗莎白：不。
Mr. Darcy: Are you *rejecting* me?
達西先生：你是在拒絕我嗎？
Elizabeth Bennet: I''m sure that the feelings which, as you''ve told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it.
伊麗莎白：我很相信這種感覺，當你告訴我有礙於你的尊重，這會幫助你克服過去的。
Mr. Darcy: Might I ask why, with so little endeavor at civility, I am thus repulsed?
達西先生：我可以問為什麼嗎，禮貌性地戴著一點點努力，我因而就被拒絕了？
Elizabeth Bennet: And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment.
伊麗莎白：並且我可能也想知道為什麼，這對我是如此明顯的一個侮辱，你選擇是告訴我你喜歡我還是反對你自己更好的決定吧。
D. 求美劇老友記絕望主婦等英語劇本，冰河世紀等英文電影也可以，用來列印練習閱讀，不涉及商業~
你直接網路文庫搜索免費的，很多。而且學習一季劇本需要的時間並不短。沒有必要一次性收集那麼多
E. 求一個四人表演的英語劇本，最好是現在熱門的美劇上的片段
演員: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正劇：(P,K出場)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can』t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don』t worry, I open it right now. (作開電視狀)
P: Ha Ha! It』s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高興狀)
Oh no! 「The End!」 Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔電視機，作極度氣憤狀) Old King!? (對K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顧右盼狀) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I』m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充滿自信狀)
P：Really! OK! Now, let』s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it』s unfit for you…… (作猶豫狀)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don』t keep your promise.（作氣憤欲泣狀）
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作為難狀) But please be quite, I』m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don』t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信狀)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰狀)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高聲喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁聲狀). Remember your promise, young alt man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天經地義狀)
K: Oh?! You are right（作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾）
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪狀) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let』s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢狀)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作驚異狀)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若無其事狀)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作無奈狀)
P: (作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀) Hei! Let』s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意氣風發狀)
（M,F攜手進場）:
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn』t your trick!? (作氣憤狀)
P:（作陽痿狀） Mummy, it』s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)
M: I don』t believe it. (作嚴肅狀) Dad, isn』t really that? (詢問K)
K: Yes, of course, I can』t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)
M: Really. I don』t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作懷疑狀) Dear, isn』t you ?
F: No, I haven』t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
（P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)
（P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾）
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (邊揮汗邊說冷)
M: No, it』s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)
M: Pirate, what』s behind you? (疑問狀)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作驚恐狀)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作氣憤狀)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂臉作害怕狀)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What』s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (氣憤狀)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降狀)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博學狀)
M: Dad, don』t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (誠懇狀)
K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can』t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中氣不足狀，因為理由不充分)
M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑狀)
P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (誠懇狀) I won』t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼臉,逗媽媽開心)
M: Pick up trick. It doesn』t work this time. (義正言辭狀)
P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲傷狀，以引起媽媽的同情)
(M不理P)
M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It』s the poison in honey. (作嚴肅狀)
F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it』s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰狀)
M: It』s just what I want to say. (贊同狀 )
F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作徹悟狀)
P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can』t bear it. (捂小腹，作難受狀)
K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don』t worry! I』ll accompany with you. (作習慣性狀，因為Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)
M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同聲提醒K)
K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it』s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄狀)
P: Xi, I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨進廁所，作藐視狀，有什麼大不了，不就進個廁所嗎)
M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪狀，含有誇獎意)
P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕狀，因為從末一個人進廁所)
M、F、K: (All 暈倒)
—— The End
蠻搞笑的，不過有個媽媽
不是熱門的美劇上的片段
F. 尋一適合全男生表演的英語話劇劇本，最好是美劇或電影里的橋段！
哈利波特里找一段吧，也可以是《變形金剛》、《終結者》什麼的找啊
G. 求美劇lie to me 第一季全英文劇本---文字版。最好是WORD
人人字幕，在網路里搜人人字幕，然後第一個網址，裡面的電影全是人人翻譯的 全有英文。你也可以專門下字幕，然後放入播放器，人人字幕會教你的，你喜歡英文，肯定知道人人字幕組的
H. 急求美劇《friends》1到10季全集中英文劇本
我手上現在有一個不錯的電子書，內有Friends全10季的英文劇本，還有網友總結的比較齊全的friends學習筆記（10季全）。因為內容多，篇幅很長，所以做成了exe電子書格式，這樣看起來比較方便。（電子書里的文字可以復制到word文檔里，不過個人以為如果不列印的話，還是電子書看起來方便些）
電子書裡面的內容有：
1.friends10季的學習筆記（重點詞句、諺語、專有詞彙的講解）
2.《老友記》典故集解
3.《老友記》里難懂的笑話分集詳解
4. 全10季全部英文劇本
5.《老友記》的其他花絮總結：全部職業、運動、出現的疾病、吃喝等等。
（請讓我們一起感謝這些偉大的前人們吧！謝謝分享！）
另外補充發送Friends中英文對照劇本（分集，10集全）。
電子書和劇本已經發到你的郵箱。你看看合不合用吧。
I. 美劇復仇的中英文劇本
1-3季所有劇本（第一集找到了pdf也傳上來了）
Revenge Episode Scripts
http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/episode_scripts.php?tv-show=revenge&season=1